@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[Mound Dweller]

Hwy?

Do not question my actions

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

No offense man, but anyone that actually enjoys cooking and eating the fruits of their labor will question your actions. There are better ways, they're well-documented and they have been espoused in this very thread.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

I like how @Mound Dweller sponsored this himself despite the thread being made to mock him.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I like how @Mound Dweller sponsored this himself despite the thread being made to mock him.

Mock? No, nay, never. This thread if anything is but a shrine to my excellence.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Mock? No, nay, never. This thread if anything is but a shrine to my excellence.

I'm 90% sure you're actually just fucking with us and you're a competent cook when you try. Either way, "I think you are a God, and I will die for you or kill others."

 

[souschef]

Mock? No, nay, never. This thread if anything is but a shrine to my excellence.

I AM GONNA HIT YOUR BUTTOCKS WITH A SAUCIER TIL YOUR BUTTOCKS TURN RED

 

[Mound Dweller]

SAUCIER

Sauce? Does cheese count?

 

[souschef]

Sauce? Does cheese count?
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[JambledUpWords]

That poor tortellini did nothing to deserve this. Say you’re sorry:

 

[Mound Dweller]

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That poor tortellini did nothing to deserve this. Say you’re sorry:
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no

 

[souschef]

THATS IT
IM CALLING GORDON RAMSAY

 

[JambledUpWords]

THATS IT
IM CALLING GORDON RAMSAY

Gordon Ramsey is the guy that can make you a great beef Wellington, but screw up a grilled cheese sandwich. The duality of that man

 

[souschef]

Gordon Ramsey is the guy that can make you a great beef Wellington, but screw up a grilled cheese sandwich. The duality of that man

He could improve @Mound Dweller's grilled cheese game

 

[Burekbossman]

I swear to god you know how to do things and do them specifically so they'll look wrong. The fucking perfect chips every time is a give away.

 

[Cat Funt]

all these dishes would go well with an Irn Bru

 

[Ghostface Killah]

This is some truly glorious fuck shit I've stumbled on with this thread. I am not disappointed.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

@Mound Dweller Can you make two yum yums in honor of Big Lee?

 

[xXx_Smartest Retard_xXx]

I mean it doesn't look that bad

 

[McKennai]

Sauce? Does cheese count?
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Get yourself some Rana instead of these sorry looking ass barfellinis.

 

[xXx_Smartest Retard_xXx]

I mean it doesn't look that bad

Ok bro I took a good look at more foods he has made and some of the steaks he """""""""""""""""coooked""""""""""""""""" are still probably alive to this day.