@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[The Jewel of the Nile]

What about fruits?

For dinner?

 

[souschef]

For dinner?

Who's gonna stop you?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Who's gonna stop you?

Mound Dweller himself

 

[souschef]

Mound Dweller himself

He lacks nutrients to do so

 

[Johnny Dipp]

I like Olives. The best part of liking Olives is that nobody else likes Olives. So if they are on offer, there's more for me

 

[souschef]

V E G E T A B L E S

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I bet @Mound Dweller doesn't even use HP Brown Sauce, he seems like the type to buy Daddies

 

[Drip Torch]

Notice, if you will, how all the life is boiled out of it.

Much like the British Empire.

 

[stares at error messages]

The colour food wants to be.

 

[AMHOLIO]

He's on break from food because the vegetables assassin got him. He's alive, but was touched by a stray carrot and contracted super beta-carotene poisoning and has to recover.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

My deepest condolences to Mommy Dweller

 

[souschef]

He's on break from food because the vegetables assassin got him. He's alive, but was touched by a stray carrot and contracted super beta-carotene poisoning and has to recover.

I buried him on a hill, overlooking a little river

With carrot sprouts all around

 

[Zeftax]

Unfortunately, even with Mound gone, the British continue to exist.

 

[long waters]

Unfortunately, even with Mound gone, the British continue to exist.
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Jeet hands coulda touched dem soisges. Better make sure they're nice and crispy to sanitize em!

 

[Wild Wild Wisteria]

What’s missing from this breakfast?

A fire extinguisher.

 

[Begemot]

A fire extinguisher.

HP sauce, lad. It needs a bit more brown and the tamarind flavours helps add a depth to the burnt crust.

 

[Begemot]

Much like the British Empire.

Like the owner of Onion farms, Ken, boiling burgers.

 

[Drip Torch]

Like the owner of Onion farms, Ken, boiling burgers.

White folk not just aint season they food, they aint even cookin' right!

 

[Begemot]

White folk not just aint season they food, they aint even cookin' right!

Dats right!

Dey finna cursed by Yakub, their traitor creator.

 

[Begemot]

Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.