Movie Triggers

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LordCustos3 said:
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So I guess the people at Movie Triggers are like the Knights who say Ni. Only instead of causing them pain, saying something as simple as "it" will cause them to go into a frothing rage...
 
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Anonimo said:
So I guess the people at Movie Triggers are like the Knights who say Ni. Only instead of causing them pain, saying something as simple as "it" will cause them to go into a frothing rage...
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Hey, those singular neuter pronouns can be downright terrifying! Almost as bad as including the definite article! That infuriates me so much!
 
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As if the people who would be offended by A Serbian Film would watch it.
 
Mogambo said:
Hey, those singular neuter pronouns can be downright terrifying! Almost as bad as including the definite article! That infuriates me so much!
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Don't say that.
No, really....don't use the word "that"....it makes my soul hurt and offends my headmates.
 
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Connor said:
http://www.movietriggers.com/movies/415
"Major Character Death" and "Minor Character Death". Oh, the humanity!
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Wait isn't Hans the only major character to die? Am I supposed to be triggered by the death of the villain in a movie? Or did the people who watched a movie called Die Hard get surprised that people actually died?
 
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A Random said:
As if the people who would be offended by A Serbian Film would watch it.
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Well, it really goes to show that the people who run the site aren't interested in actually warning people about movies, so much as they just want to bitch about movies. If any movie needs any trigger warnings, it's A Serbian Film.
 
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Substrain-Seven said:
Funny how a movie that was meant to shove boundaries (violently at that) has less triggers than a family friendly Disney movie.
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To be fair at least some of the triggers listed for Frozen were added by trolls. But also remember, Frozen is a big, fat, juicy target for SJW. It's A) Disney and B) was one of the top movies of last year. Sure they could look for adult movies that are actually legit disturbing, but that's really difficult compared to taking on a well known, well received high grossing movie produced by a famous company known for their nostalgic movies and characters for people of all ages.
 
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Burned Man said:
Wait isn't Hans the only major character to die? Am I supposed to be triggered by the death of the villain in a movie? Or did the people who watched a movie called Die Hard get surprised that people actually died?
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Well I don't think hans actually died.
Anna temporarily died, she got better. The king and queen died too I think...

Ever notice how, though I would not call them triggers, the more "mature" movies that sjws avoid actually have things that would reasonably bother someone?
For example, "The thing" (The John Carpenter one) lists things like suicide, animal death, body horror. Again, trigger's too strong a word but otherwise...
 
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I really hope they branch out to other forms of media. Seeing them freak out over Barney or Mario would be pretty funny.
 
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Randall Fragg said:
I really hope they branch out to other forms of media. Seeing them freak out over Barney or Mario would be pretty funny.
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Barney contains the trigger of a purple dinosaur. No doubt it would trigger those who don't like purple dinosaurs. As for Mario, turtles getting attacked by a Italian plumber would trigger them.
 
Mario triggers:
Animal Abuse
Kidnapping
Patriarchy (whaddya mean the only monarch is a woman? STILL PATRIARCHY GAIS)
Platforms
Colours
Existence
 
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MayMay said:
Mario triggers:
Animal Abuse
Kidnapping
Patriarchy (whaddya mean the only monarch is a woman? STILL PATRIARCHY GAIS)
Platforms
Colours
Existence
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Patriarchy (What about King Koopa? He is always trying to dethrone the Princess and Peach always needs a man to save to her.)
Rape Culture. (Why is Bowser constantly taking Peach and the Toads?)
Family Neglect. (Mario doesn't give a shit about Luigi or what he is going through.)
Fatphobic. (Wario is just comic relief.)
Binary genders.
I would love to see more triggers in other medias and see what a mine field life is for these sheltered people and I don't see why it needs to stop there. Why not start putting trigger warnings in real life?
 
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Burned Man said:
Patriarchy (What about King Koopa? He is always trying to dethrone the Princess and Peach always needs a man to save to her.)
Rape Culture. (Why is Bowser constantly taking Peach and the Toads?)
Family Neglect. (Mario doesn't give a shit about Luigi or what he is going through.)
Fatphobic. (Wario is just comic relief.)
Binary genders.
I would love to see more triggers in other medias and see what a mine field life is for these sheltered people and I don't see why it needs to stop there. Why not start putting trigger warnings in real life?
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Real Life:
Trigger warnings include: different opinions, CIS people, people who enjoy other cultures.
 
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Burned Man said:
Patriarchy (What about King Koopa? He is always trying to dethrone the Princess and Peach always needs a man to save to her.)
Rape Culture. (Why is Bowser constantly taking Peach and the Toads?)
Family Neglect. (Mario doesn't give a shit about Luigi or what he is going through.)
Fatphobic. (Wario is just comic relief.)
Binary genders.
I would love to see more triggers in other medias and see what a mine field life is for these sheltered people and I don't see why it needs to stop there. Why not start putting trigger warnings in real life?
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Sudden brutal death.
Death of a main character.
Italians.
Mushrooms.
Turtles.
Dinosaurs.
Cannibalism.
Homophobia.
Fire.
Nightmare-inducing images.
Nightmare-inducing music.
Ghosts.
Zombies.
Vegetables.
Lava.
Fireworks.
 
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