MUKBANG | READING HATE COMMENTS - 10/14/2018

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I assumed it is learned behavior. She has trained herself to eat like that over the course of 2 decades. Nobody chokes in those world class hot dog eating competitions, either.
 
xenomorph said:
I am shocked she has not choked. You know, her eating and barely chewing they way she does she could die from food being lodged in her throat before her heart gives out. I cant put my head around it, she just takes a bite and swallows.
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She has more similarities with a snake than with a cow.
Literally and figuratively.
 
xenomorph said:
I am shocked she has not choked. You know, her eating and barely chewing they way she does she could die from food being lodged in her throat before her heart gives out. I cant put my head around it, she just takes a bite and swallows.
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Imagine trying to do the Heimlich on Amber.
 
It would take Eric, Rickie and Becky holding hands just to lock arms around her body. But then there's the issue of having enough strength to jerk her upwards. I'm afraid she'd be doomed in that scenario. Grim
 
DuckSucker said:
You know Ive heard some women eat like birds, but I didnt realize they meant they forage for scraps in the same way.
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Do elephants count as birds?

As far as choking - how many times have we seen the bloaters on MSHPL lying flat on their backs and still shovelling it in? The OWURGH MAH LAYURGS guy balanced the plate on his man-tits and just tipped it towards the maw.

I'm always staggered how they can do that and not choke, especially with all the flab bearing down and restricting the throat, as well as the not-chewing thing. Then I saw a snake engulf a mouse and worked it out. Big Al's not human, she's just a very round snake.

@Ellana Now I have a vision of Twinkie Storr boinging up and down on the Big Al Bouncy Castle. If they ever go to that Redneck Fair thing again, she could be a real money-maker for them.
 
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Hate comments are so last year anyway, now hate “thoughts” are the newest form of bullying!
 
She honestly does not care. Every time she says I'm fat or whatever her tone is just so apathetic and like she's just repeating back to a parent what they want to hear. She will happily eat herself dead. On the flip and potentially controversial but I believe Foodie Beauty really does wish she was healthy but just has no willpower to actually stop. Chantal buys into all that crap because she wants to believe that she can still be healthy one day and its not too late (but also buys into the most extreme lolworthy crap but that's for her thread).

Amber does not care and will never care.
 
Mesh Gear Fox said:
You couldn't, you have to do chest compressions on someone that big. Seriously.
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I believe it. Pretty much any medical intervention on AL would be a nightmare, especially in an emergency situation.
 
Why does she have to add shit to plain water? Why does she always have to drink soda?? Isn't water not enough? Water is literally the building block of humans and it's refreshing af. Or get a sparkling water, add few drops of lemon and mint leaves. Refreshing drink. Oh who am I preaching too? It's fucking amber. She will never change
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Why does she have to add shit to plain water? Why does she always have to drink soda?? Isn't water not enough? Water is literally the building block of humans and it's refreshing af. Or get a sparkling water, add few drops of lemon and mint leaves. Refreshing drink. Oh who am I preaching too? It's fucking amber. She will never change
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This is the woman who owns like 42 water bottles and has not used a single drop of water in any of them. Her body relies merely on sugars as its circulatory system. She is composed of nothing but carbs and orange chicken. Water has no place in her biochemistry.

(Btw, have we seen any updates on her water bottle hoard, recently? I wonder how many cupboards are still full of them and collecting dust.)
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Why does she have to add shit to plain water? Why does she always have to drink soda?? Isn't water not enough? Water is literally the building block of humans and it's refreshing af. Or get a sparkling water, add few drops of lemon and mint leaves. Refreshing drink. Oh who am I preaching too? It's fucking amber. She will never change
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IMO this is such a big indicator of a person's ability to lose weight or not. Fake sweeteners and water-flavouring shit just tells me everything I need to know. its like...ok you hate the taste of water, cool (even tho fake pina colada shit is apparently better tasting than just pure water???). But it takes MAYBE one week to get used to drinking water instead of all the other shit she drinks. If you cant attempt a simple, minor, lifestyle change (that is hugely beneficial) for a week...then I don't see how anything else is going to fall into place?

like go on count your weight watchers points, gorl. just inhale that aspartame which fucks your insulin levels and makes you overeat (not wise for a binge-eater) and increases your chance of becoming a type 2. But, you know, that shit is zero points so YA DONE GOOD.

I can't believe I typed all this out but weight watchers and diet drinks piss me off so bad lmao
 
Tiny Clanger said:
As far as choking - how many times have we seen the bloaters on MSHPL lying flat on their backs and still shovelling it in? The OWURGH MAH LAYURGS guy balanced the plate on his man-tits and just tipped it towards the maw.
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Good ol' James K.
His "You gonna give me ONE lil' reggg roll?" might be my favorite moment from the entire series.
And just for those who haven't had the pleasure, here's a compilation someone made of all of his "Owwww mah lehhhgs" moments. This is a taste of what our gorl has to look forward to when she finally reaches bedbound status:
 

So according to Amber, Becky weighed 250 when they met but in the past she had been 280 ("which she is now"). But Amber, how can that be when in this video Becky herself said she weighed 280 when she met you (Timestamp 4:00) One of y'all is obviously A LAH.
 
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