Musicians that are also Lolcows?

I remember thinking Nargaroth was cringy as fuck for including Norwegian audio on a bunch of songs. Always took it as larping.
I always thought it was one of those half-serious, half-parody things, like to black metal what some shit like Gloryhammer is to power metal. Too bad too, since it would be a pretty masterful parody if the music were better (well, some Nargaroth stuff is pretty good admittedly, but most is boring).
 
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I only came to this thread, to echo this. In case anyone has missed the wonderful youtube opinion show What Would Jello Do?, listen to his reaction to Rittenhouse being found not guilty:
Literally the start of the video is him mocking Rittenhouse for crying. Fuck this guy.
 
It's probably the late Daniel Johnston. The guy was obsessed with his teenage crush for the rest of his life, had delusions about God and Devil talking to him, him being the fifth Beatle / Casper the Friendly Ghost / Superman, and many more. I think Daniel got very lucky being active mostly in the eighties, otherwise he would have easily become an Internet personality similiar to Chris.
Although Chris would never write a song like Daniel's, because Daniel actually had a talent for music.
Johnston was based.
 
Literally the start of the video is him mocking Rittenhouse for crying. Fuck this guy.
It's surprising what type of asshole he's become.

He was always smug, but he used to be smug in the traditional punk/anarchist Lydon style. Then one day a distinctly non-nazi bunch of punks beat him half to death for being a normalfag—and he's become more and more of a normalfag ever since. If anyone cared about him anymore, his arc from "California Uber Alles" to shilling for Jerry Brown would be a great ironic tragedy.

In a way his late transformation into a dipshit pussyhatter is him finally growing into his voice. Late-in-life lesbian.
 
I'm noticing a commonality with most of the lolcow musicians being either in some form of a metal band, punk rock, alternative, or some rapper. I guess most pop musicians are just tragedies and other genres tend to not attract such extreme behavior even if the common impulsive behavior noted with artists.
 
Roger Waters is a musical hack. Should have been a session guitarist.

Sure, he plays boss guitar. But, his voice is goofy at best, with lyrical content that stagnated longer than most of us have been alive.
His selection of audio effects is actually comical. Listen to _The Final Cut_. It sounds like Monty Python.
Also, stop selecting backup singers by their number of STDs. Pay for real talent.

Boo Hoo. My dad died in WW2, and now I'm a depressed multimillionaire.
How many fucking albums can you make with the same tired theme?

No more war and vote Labour while I hide my cash overseas.
Limousine Liberal before that phrase was a thing.
 
Roger Waters is a musical hack. Should have been a session guitarist.

Sure, he plays boss guitar. But, his voice is goofy at best, with lyrical content that stagnated longer than most of us have been alive.
His selection of audio effects is actually comical. Listen to _The Final Cut_. It sounds like Monty Python.
Also, stop selecting backup singers by their number of STDs. Pay for real talent.

Boo Hoo. My dad died in WW2, and now I'm a depressed multimillionaire.
How many fucking albums can you make with the same tired theme?

No more war and vote Labour while I hide my cash overseas.
Limousine Liberal before that phrase was a thing.
I fucking hate pink floyd dude one of the most overrated bands of all time. I dont see the appeal maybe its because they were doing it in the 70s?
 
Dee Snider. Cringey boomer complaining about how hair metal bands that scored more hits than he did destroyed metal.
I remember him shitting on metal bands going acoustic in Heavy: the story of metal.
 
Roger Waters is a musical hack. Should have been a session guitarist.

Sure, he plays boss guitar. But, his voice is goofy at best, with lyrical content that stagnated longer than most of us have been alive.
His selection of audio effects is actually comical. Listen to _The Final Cut_. It sounds like Monty Python.
Also, stop selecting backup singers by their number of STDs. Pay for real talent.

Boo Hoo. My dad died in WW2, and now I'm a depressed multimillionaire.
How many fucking albums can you make with the same tired theme?

No more war and vote Labour while I hide my cash overseas.
Limousine Liberal before that phrase was a thing.
Let's not forget his constant Anti-Israel sperging, which have come dangerously close to anti-Semitism. I remember too when he briefly landed in hot water for that videograpic during the 2012 The Wall tour which showed a drone with the Star of David bombing a village.
 
Roger Waters is a musical hack. Should have been a session guitarist.

Sure, he plays boss guitar. But, his voice is goofy at best, with lyrical content that stagnated longer than most of us have been alive.
His selection of audio effects is actually comical. Listen to _The Final Cut_. It sounds like Monty Python.
Also, stop selecting backup singers by their number of STDs. Pay for real talent.

Boo Hoo. My dad died in WW2, and now I'm a depressed multimillionaire.
How many fucking albums can you make with the same tired theme?

No more war and vote Labour while I hide my cash overseas.
Limousine Liberal before that phrase was a thing.
Waters looks absolutely terrible too. I mean he's the same age as Mick Jagger but he looks fine, just old.

Roger looks like he's either injected a lot of shit in his face or he sleeps on a bed of nettles.
 
Roger Waters is a musical hack. Should have been a session guitarist.

Sure, he plays boss guitar. But, his voice is goofy at best, with lyrical content that stagnated longer than most of us have been alive.
His selection of audio effects is actually comical. Listen to _The Final Cut_. It sounds like Monty Python.
Also, stop selecting backup singers by their number of STDs. Pay for real talent.

Boo Hoo. My dad died in WW2, and now I'm a depressed multimillionaire.
How many fucking albums can you make with the same tired theme?

No more war and vote Labour while I hide my cash overseas.
Limousine Liberal before that phrase was a thing.

Most of their decent guitar solos are all David Gilmour anyway.
 
I'm noticing a commonality with most of the lolcow musicians being either in some form of a metal band, punk rock, alternative, or some rapper. I guess most pop musicians are just tragedies and other genres tend to not attract such extreme behavior even if the common impulsive behavior noted with artists.
Well, jazz had Sun Ra who claimed to be from Saturn, shouted Bible verses at a judge when arrested for dodging the draft for WWII, and later would do weird shit like wander around in the audience during performances whispering into people's ears. He also had a habit of firing backing musicians with no warning and leaving town without them which got to the point the US State Department complained to him about jazz musicians stranded in Europe. And then he apparently he pissed off a bunch of jazzfags by being one of the first to add synths to his sound. He was a real Afrofuturist/kangz type and his legal name was Le Sony'r Ra.

I think most of the really fucked up jazz musicians were just plain self-destructive and fried themselves on dope.
I fucking hate pink floyd dude one of the most overrated bands of all time. I dont see the appeal maybe its because they were doing it in the 70s?
They didn't really sound like anyone else and made some great atmosphere while still managing to draw you in and not just being plain weird like other bands of their era that treaded the line between psychedelic and prog.
 
I don't know if he is Schitzocow or a Canadian Boomer, but the obscure artist Lorence Hud has a fascinating corner on the internet. He has a website with a whole lot of info on his background as a musician and his hit song "Sign of the Gypsy Queen." His Twitter is full of Christian worship images. Wonder how much of a degenerate he was before he went full-out Christian.
Link to Hud's website
Link to Hud's Twitter
Lorence_Dud_first_album.jpg
His first album art cover is just... am I the only one just weirded out how the art is? Also, he had a court case with the Supreme Court of Canada (didn't that exist until today). Shit is odd.
 
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