Musicians that are also Lolcows?

[Orange Rhymer]

She hasn't come out and said she was a terf, or said anything against Trans people. But the gays have become joyless and vindictive and she gave money to the wrong charity so they have unpersoned her.


How punk...

Nothing is worse than old punk rock groups. If you mad stacks of cash based on a self-destructive ethos, have the balls to follow-through.
KYS either literally or figuratively (leave the industry, stop making shit albums).

Instead, we get to see them shilling at the next political party event.

 

[DaddyCowboy]

Soulja Boy's attempts at breaking into the gaming market can be considered cow-worthy, whether selling shitty bootleg consoles with games he doesn't have the rights to, claiming that he was the CEO of Atari after not properly reading a contract he had with them, and the subsequent breakdown he had on insta afterwards. In terms of one-hit wonders, he is probably one of the most arrogant and delusional ones.

 

[Garbage Sandwich]

It's probably the late Daniel Johnston. The guy was obsessed with his teenage crush for the rest of his life, had delusions about God and Devil talking to him, him being the fifth Beatle / Casper the Friendly Ghost / Superman, and many more. I think Daniel got very lucky being active mostly in the eighties, otherwise he would have easily become an Internet personality similiar to Chris.
Although Chris would never write a song like Daniel's, because Daniel actually had a talent for music.

 

[Guile of the Bolden Ditch]

Brian Evans (writes and records drums for the band CHON) occasionally spergs out on Instagram, revealing his narcissim and inflated ego.
I know he doesn't meet the requirements for a cow but I've been wanting to post about this guy for a while.

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A few examples of Brian getting butthurt that barely anyone knows he's recorded drums on CHON's albums


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Brian raging about Meinl endorsing CHON (HOW DARE THEY PUT THEIR LOGO ON MY RECORD!), eventually leading to Meinl blocking him

UPDATE:

A fan posted these screenshots of an Instagram dm they were having with Brian, where Brian expresses some very unpopular opinions. These were posted in the official Chon discord server.

Spoiler: Instagram Screenshots

Chon guitarists, Mario (Lil Crappy) and Erick (grogjar) saw this in the server and responded.

Spoiler: Mario and Erick response

I'm not sure if this means that they'll no longer be working with Brian as they're currently recording their 4th album, or if they'll just sweep this under the rug and forget about it.

Spoiler: Bonus

Brian sperging out about not getting the recognition that he so rightfully deserves.
Skip to 2:45

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

 

[Chaos Theorist]

It's probably the late Daniel Johnston. The guy was obsessed with his teenage crush for the rest of his life, had delusions about God and Devil talking to him, him being the fifth Beatle / Casper the Friendly Ghost / Superman, and many more. I think Daniel got very lucky being active mostly in the eighties, otherwise he would have easily become an Internet personality similiar to Chris.
Although Chris would never write a song like Daniel's, because Daniel actually had a talent for music.

Daniel was a schizosperg hybird like Terry

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Not sure were to post but its music indie head related, but the lead singer of that shitty as """""noise rock""""""" band Daughters is a shitty abuser big surprise. Saw the m live ( went there to see wolf eyes and blank mass and fucker never showed up) and he was just fucking drooling all over the audience and it was gross. Allegations made by Lingua igntoa, were funny enough they are both anthony and p4k darlings lmao
Pretty shitty stuff in here though

IMPACT STATEMENT

*** Content warning: rape, sexual assault, suicide, self-harm, eating disorders, emotional abuse*** I have included here a short statement summarizing the abuse I endured followed by a longer statement meticulously outlining my experience to the best of my ability. Receipts are available upon ...

docs.google.com

 

[Islamic Creampie]

I'm just gonna post the link to the forum where this was originally posted since the story is told through a million screencaps. Ron Sword is a really fucking good guitarist that fronts death metal band Last Sacrament. Also builds and sells his own guitars, which were of apparently mediocre quality. Has a hair trigger temper and a habit of going full retard. Haven't paid much attention to him in recent years, but he used to constantly have blowups on Facebook about politics. especially around the time of Trump. Whenever criticized, he'd start harassing the person, challenging them to a "shred off", and trawling their profiles for something to use against them. Once drawing a characture of some dude and giving him sausages for arms for pissing him off. Would sometimes post obviously fake stories about how he threatened some guy or another, including a cop for pulling him over.

Inside the mind of Ron Sword - SMNnews Forums

Inside the mind of Ron Sword Death Metal Discussion

www.smnnews.com

Definitely his greatest meltdown.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Not sure were to post but its music indie head related, but the lead singer of that shitty as """""noise rock""""""" band Daughters is a shitty abuser big surprise. Saw the m live ( went there to see wolf eyes and blank mass and fucker never showed up) and he was just fucking drooling all over the audience and it was gross. Allegations made by Lingua igntoa, were funny enough they are both anthony and p4k darlings lmao
Pretty shitty stuff in here though

IMPACT STATEMENT

*** Content warning: rape, sexual assault, suicide, self-harm, eating disorders, emotional abuse*** I have included here a short statement summarizing the abuse I endured followed by a longer statement meticulously outlining my experience to the best of my ability. Receipts are available upon ...

docs.google.com

Her statement is contradictory, alleged, and full of wiggle-words.
She got dumped, and is now playing the female card. Rape, suicide, ghost injuries, 'abuse'....
CryBully

Date a narcissist - WTF did you think was gonna happen? A ring and a lambo?
You Fucked, You Found Out

Spoiler: That MD-phD aint gonna pay itself

Also, her 'injury' is a syndrome. Similar to what old ladies make up. and druggies, in order to get pills.

Cauda Equina Syndrome​

The collection of nerves at the end of the spinal cord is known as the cauda equina, due to its resemblance to a horse's tail. The spinal cord ends at the upper portion of the lumbar (lower back) spine. The individual nerve roots at the end of the spinal cord that provide motor and sensory function to the legs and the bladder continue along in the spinal canal. The cauda equina is the continuation of these nerve roots in the lumbar and sacral region. These nerves send and receive messages to and from the lower limbs and pelvic organs.

Cauda equina syndrome (CES) occurs when there is dysfunction of multiple lumbar and sacral nerve roots of the cauda equina.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Her statement is contradictory, alleged, and full of wiggle-words.
She got dumped, and is now playing the female card. Rape, suicide, ghost injuries, 'abuse'....
CryBully

Date a narcissist - WTF did you think was gonna happen? A ring and a lambo?
You Fucked, You Found Out

Spoiler: That MD-phD aint gonna pay itself

Also, her 'injury' is a syndrome. Similar to what old ladies make up. and druggies, in order to get pills.

Cauda Equina Syndrome​

The collection of nerves at the end of the spinal cord is known as the cauda equina, due to its resemblance to a horse's tail. The spinal cord ends at the upper portion of the lumbar (lower back) spine. The individual nerve roots at the end of the spinal cord that provide motor and sensory function to the legs and the bladder continue along in the spinal canal. The cauda equina is the continuation of these nerve roots in the lumbar and sacral region. These nerves send and receive messages to and from the lower limbs and pelvic organs.

Cauda equina syndrome (CES) occurs when there is dysfunction of multiple lumbar and sacral nerve roots of the cauda equina.

So you're saying that Lingua Ignota should release an album called All Bitches Lie?

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

lol calling Daughters a shitty band and then paying to see Danck Ass live

listen to some real noise lol daughter was garbage, all he did was copy the onstage antics of other Boston hardcore artists like BANE and drool all over underage girls. Fucking wolf eyes put on a better show and they were stoned out of their mind. Rather see 2 hours of smegma live then see daughters again

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Well ok you called my bluff. I only know Canada Songs (which is Ok) and that album where he sings like a country singer. Still, Blanck Mass sucks.
Never saw Wolf Eyes live. Aren't they old as hell now?

yea they are getting up there, but they can still put on a good show if they are feeling like it. Yea the last 2 Blank mass albums sucked ass but thought it would fun to see live, but loser didnt even show up so fuck him. Lots of electronic shows are fun live, black moth super rainbow was one of the best shows ive seen

 

[Dysnomia]

I wasn't sure where to put this but Paul Stanley's crazy sister Julia Eisen is now claiming that she and Paul had an incestuous relationship and it's being backed up by Carrie Stevens, the model that dated Eric Carr up until his death from cancer in 1991. According to her Eric Carr told him that Julia Eisen's daughter was actually Paul's and not her husband's.

Carrie Stevens may be loco too for all I know. Eric Carr isn't here to say anything for himself about this. I don't buy the story right now because Julia is a certified nut case. She's since deleted a few posts so I don't know what's still up about this. Paul may have told her to stop posting this stuff or he'd stop paying her way through life. He sends her monthly checks.

Paul wrote in his book that Julia was in and out of mental hospitals and once tried to break down his bedroom door with an axe.

https://www.facebook.com/julia.eisen.12

Here's some screens from what she did delete:







For anyone that wants a better pic of this lovely lady, complete with face tattoos and bull ring:



I don't think it will turn into anything because she's crazy. Paul has been radio silent and I doubt he'll respond to any interview questions about this. I just thought it was worth posting.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I wasn't sure where to put this but Paul Stanley's crazy sister Julia Eisen is now claiming that she and Paul had an incestuous relationship and it's being backed up by Carrie Stevens, the model that dated Eric Carr up until his death from cancer in 1991. According to her Eric Carr told him that Julia Eisen's daughter was actually Paul's and not her husband's.

Carrie Stevens may be loco too for all I know. Eric Carr isn't here to say anything for himself about this. I don't buy the story right now because Julia is a certified nut case. She's since deleted a few posts so I don't know what's still up about this. Paul may have told her to stop posting this stuff or he'd stop paying her way through life. He sends her monthly checks.

Paul wrote in his book that Julia was in and out of mental hospitals and once tried to break down his bedroom door with an axe.

https://www.facebook.com/julia.eisen.12

Here's some screens from what she did delete:

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For anyone that wants a better pic of this lovely lady, complete with face tattoos and bull ring:

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I don't think it will turn into anything because she's crazy. Paul has been radio silent and I doubt he'll respond to any interview questions about this. I just thought it was worth posting.

Ignore All (crazy) Women.
one glance at her tells you she is the most unreliable of narrators.

 

[capefear56]

Brian Hugh Warner (Marilyn Manson, asshole + domestic abuser)

Maynard James Keenan (Tool vocalist, weird woke politics, narcissist, asshole who doesn't get along with the other band members)

Ian Watkins (Lostprophets vocalist, child diddler)


I still enjoy these artists for their works, but goddamn if they aren't perfect examples of "never meet your heroes".

 

[RedAmor]

Anton Newcombe, definitely. He's not as funny these days, but he has the occasional outburst now and again. The video of him calling the entire audience a bunch of niggers (I believe it was in Canada) is lost to time, but people just kind of accept he's a loony schizo so he faces no real repercussions.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Jello Biafra

I only came to this thread, to echo this. In case anyone has missed the wonderful youtube opinion show What Would Jello Do?, listen to his reaction to Rittenhouse being found not guilty:

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Brian Hugh Warner (Marilyn Manson, asshole + domestic abuser)

Maynard James Keenan (Tool vocalist, weird woke politics, narcissist, asshole who doesn't get along with the other band members)

Ian Watkins (Lostprophets vocalist, child diddler)


I still enjoy these artists for their works, but goddamn if they aren't perfect examples of "never meet your heroes".

Maynard completely confuses me. Completely terrible w/o Tool
...and apparently sucks at music, except arguably his voice... maybe.

Also looks gay.
Thank god Tool got Adam Jones

Marylin Manson music is literally first year guitarist level shit.
(but still kinda catchy)

 

[capefear56]

Maynard completely confuses me. Completely terrible w/o Tool
...and apparently sucks at music, except arguably his voice... maybe.

Also looks gay.
Thank god Tool got Adam Jones

Maynard only writes the lyrics, but the band members adapt the lyrics to fit the instrumentals. He doesn't even know what the instrumental aspect of the song is like when he's writing them. He's basically an edgy writer + a living instrument; he has nowhere near the creative talent as the other band members.

 

[Bonesjones]

I only came to this thread, to echo this. In case anyone has missed the wonderful youtube opinion show What Would Jello Do?, listen to his reaction to Rittenhouse being found not guilty:

You mean super leftist green party jew Jello Biafria is an annoying hypocrite? Next you'll tell me he ripped people off for tons of money and hung around pedophile Allan Ginsberg.