Musicians that are also Lolcows?

Nick Cave. Just look at this Chris-Chan shit. From his own blog, The Red Hand Files:

Doesn't this guy have a wife? Is someone getting cucked? I feel like there's a cuck involved.
Just sounds like a funny hobby he has, drawing naked chicks on hotel stationary.

Not even that bad if he's doing straight ball point pen too.

I think you're just being a incel sperg.
 
NOFX have a new album out and there's a song dealing with Fat Mike's sexuality and pronouns. Mike's always been a lolcow especially when he was really into cocaine. He's 54 and decided that he was "queer" a few years ago since he's into bondage and cross-dressing.

"I think it’s a very important song for the conversation with the trans community and the LBGT community. I consider myself queer and a part of it, so I can sing a song like this. I live a BDSM lifestyle and I’m a crossdresser, so it did bother me when people were calling me a cis male. I like the whole thing of defining yourself using your own terms, because I’m a punk rocker first, and then a submissive crossdressing male. The transgender community and the gay community are taking a stance on how we want to be known, and I’m going to be known as a certain way."

The rest of the interview is unintentionally hilarious. Here's his coming out video:
 
NOFX have a new album out and there's a song dealing with Fat Mike's sexuality and pronouns. Mike's always been a lolcow especially when he was really into cocaine. He's 54 and decided that he was "queer" a few years ago since he's into bondage and cross-dressing.

"I think it’s a very important song for the conversation with the trans community and the LBGT community. I consider myself queer and a part of it, so I can sing a song like this. I live a BDSM lifestyle and I’m a crossdresser, so it did bother me when people were calling me a cis male. I like the whole thing of defining yourself using your own terms, because I’m a punk rocker first, and then a submissive crossdressing male. The transgender community and the gay community are taking a stance on how we want to be known, and I’m going to be known as a certain way."

The rest of the interview is unintentionally hilarious. Here's his coming out video:
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Fat Mike: "...I consider myself queer and a part of it, so I can sing a song like this..." blah blah blah

Nice job finding a 2010 trend _IN 2021_. You aren't special, you're late to the party, faggot. Enjoy giving rimjobs to 60 yo's.

(btw - aren't true punk rockers supposed to die in their 20s?)
 
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Halsey has been mentioned a few times here. There's a few /pol/ threads mentioning her a while back with someone claiming to be her ex who leaked nudes. Here's the earliest one I found. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/27757867/
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I remember there was this dude that used to spam /mu/ with his shitty soundcloud. It was a Nirvana rip off with completely out-of-time drums and completely offkey horrible fucking nasal singing, genuinely laughably bad, kinda reminded me of the Shaggs. He went on to buy Reddit ads, where he described himself as a 'schizophrenic autistic songwriter', and then he posted his own ads on all the cringe subreddits for exposure. He had like 50 albums or something, I wonder if he's still going at it.

Nick Cave. Just look at this Chris-Chan shit. From his own blog, The Red Hand Files:

Doesn't this guy have a wife? Is someone getting cucked? I feel like there's a cuck involved.
This rocks and made me respect Nick even more
 
I remember there was this dude that used to spam /mu/ with his shitty soundcloud. It was a Nirvana rip off with completely out-of-time drums and completely offkey horrible fucking nasal singing, genuinely laughably bad, kinda reminded me of the Shaggs. He went on to buy Reddit ads, where he described himself as a 'schizophrenic autistic songwriter', and then he posted his own ads on all the cringe subreddits for exposure. He had like 50 albums or something, I wonder if he's still going at it.


This rocks and made me respect Nick even more
What the fuck man i remember this guy... He posted his face everywhere and he looked like ftm tommy wiseau
 
What the fuck man i remember this guy... He posted his face everywhere and he looked like ftm tommy wiseau
For those curious, my man Imbred is still going strong.

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Soundcloud
Reddit featuring all the desperate shilling
His latest thing seems to be this website, the blog posts are a good read, looks like he also wrote himself a pretty big autobiography???

The guy's clearly trying his hardest to be a lolcow. I hate to admit it but he's actually improved. Like it's still fucking awful, but now I can't even get any ironic enjoyment out of it. I remember listening in 2018 or so and the drums were so completely out of time it was hilarious. Now it's just bad and boring.

Here's some stuff off his old Soundcloud I remember, I'm certain I remember there was stuff even worse than this but he might have taken it down.
 
Rage Against the Machine lol.

RATM was always a joke. Rage Against that Machine by... signing with Sony? and taking a multi-million dollar signing bonus?
Zach was called out for driving a new Caddy Escalade,and living large.in LA. LA people noticed, so he started the rumor he was funding rebels in S. America.
Probably vacationing in Barbados.

Tom Morello was raised in an upper-class suburb, by upper-class commie teachers. Epitome of 'Useful Idiot'.
 
RATM was always a joke. Rage Against that Machine by... signing with Sony? and taking a multi-million dollar signing bonus?
Zach was called out for driving a new Caddy Escalade,and living large.in LA. LA people noticed, so he started the rumor he was funding rebels in S. America.
Probably vacationing in Barbados.

Tom Morello was raised in an upper-class suburb, by upper-class commie teachers. Epitome of 'Useful Idiot'.
So he really didn't go down to South America lol? I thought he really did run off to do stupid shit like that.

The channel I linked to had made a post about RATM and the entire comment section is just taking the piss out of the band.
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RATM was always a joke. Rage Against that Machine by... signing with Sony? and taking a multi-million dollar signing bonus?
Zach was called out for driving a new Caddy Escalade,and living large.in LA. LA people noticed, so he started the rumor he was funding rebels in S. America.
Probably vacationing in Barbados.

Tom Morello was raised in an upper-class suburb, by upper-class commie teachers. Epitome of 'Useful Idiot'.
Oh yes, they love wearing apparel and imagery from far-left rebel groups, such as the Zapatistas from Mexico, the MST from Brazil and the FPMR from Chile, but when push comes to shove, they never ever spent more than the absolute necessary along with these groups. At most you had photo-ops, if that. Same with every single supporter of commie regimes, from Ted Turner to Steven Spielberg to Danny Glover.

That old lady that usually introduced the band as "the best fucking band in the world" was Tom's mom. Classy.

Wanna know a real joke: Some shit magazine (don't remember if it was Kerrang or NME) once made a list of "Bands that never sold out," and what do you know, RATM was there.
 
How has nobody said Emilie Autumn yet? Unless it was the search function failing I am surprised at this thread.
She's a "Victorian industrial" feminist violinist with a long history of insanity that I couldn't begin to summarize. There's an old thread on her and her fandom in community watch.
Emilie Autumn and the Plague Rats
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It's always a good laugh knowing no one gives a fuck about her and Lady Gaga got big ripping off her image.
 
Oh yes, they love wearing apparel and imagery from far-left rebel groups, such as the Zapatistas from Mexico, the MST from Brazil and the FPMR from Chile, but when push comes to shove, they never ever spent more than the absolute necessary along with these groups. At most you had photo-ops, if that. Same with every single supporter of commie regimes, from Ted Turner to Steven Spielberg to Danny Glover.

That old lady that usually introduced the band as "the best fucking band in the world" was Tom's mom. Classy.

Wanna know a real joke: Some shit magazine (don't remember if it was Kerrang or NME) once made a list of "Bands that never sold out," and what do you know, RATM was there.
I think Metal Edge magazine called Tom out. He goes on and on about workers making $15 min wage, but ask him how much he pays his guitar techs and he'll shut up.

It's always a good laugh knowing no one gives a fuck about her and Lady Gaga got big ripping off her image.
I thought Lady Gaga stole her whole thing from her dead roommate?
 
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