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ducktales4gameboy said:
One thing worth noting about him for people who don't know him from the ps3/iOS scene is that he's a massive drama queen. This doesn't stop him from getting shit done but I can guarantee you if he dives into the code and it's a complete clusterfuck he's going to spill the details publicly and it's going to be absolutely hilarious.
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I doubt Musk would mind. He obviously has a very low opinion of the codebase himself.
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Rocket man bad
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"Anyone I don't like is a Russian bot." A Pussy's Guide to Social Media
nah said:
Before that, he worked for DARPA, but before even that, in the 90s, he was part of a hacking group called "l0pht", who gained such notoriety that they testified before Congress about how shitty software is and the weaknesses in the Internet infrastructure:
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l0phtcrack was really useful for recovering NT passwords. While I'm sure it was also useful for less savory purposes, I'd stopped using my powers for evil at that point.
Lieutenant Rasczak said:
The best way I could describe this website is the political opposite of Gab, but it's still ran by retards.
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Too bad it sucks so much or it might make a nice toxic waste dump for phoneposters.
 
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Look at this elderly eurofaggot:
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It's like the guy from 'Boys Beware' stepped into the teleportation machine from The Fly with this emoji: 😏
 
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Sexual Chocolate said:
It's like the guy from 'Boys Beware' stepped into the teleportation machine from The Fly with this emoji: 😏
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Unelected bureaucratic fucks like this personify what's absolute shit about the EU. Tell me you didn't hate this smarmy cocksucker's face on sight.

He also has the troon smirk, a feat for what I presume is a cis male.
 
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LordofTendons said:
I don't think the voting matters. I think he's already made up his mind to do it and he's just posting polls like this for media attention. A whole lot of people are about to get their accounts back.
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Voting doesn't matter? You don't say!

Plebicites historically don't serve to make decisions but rather to start the gears in motion and solidify legitimacy of a decision already made. It's particularly sly of him to do in an age where "democracy" has basically been deified, by those who stand opposed to him no less, who can't say a thing without self-afflicting an injury as their entire gambit relies on belief in the fictions of popular sovereignty, at least until they destroy other cultures to the point where everyone but themselves are too atomized to offer resistance.
 
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Or it's as simple as a preemptive validation so that the first word on a decision is a show of support so that he can run ahead of whatever screeching journalists would throw at each and every change otherwise. Don't overthink it.

Obviously these represent changes he already wants to make. Like so obviously that it's a real shortbus move to announce that revelation. He's not going to put up a poll asking whether he should saw his nuts off.
However I don't doubt that he'd at least change tact if a poll failed, because the legitimacy of this strategy relies on it. But that probably isn't a risk simply because the questions are likely data-driven in the first place, so they know what the result will be without needing to force a thing.
 
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Celebrate Nite said:
>EU thinking they can put pressure on Musk
I would laugh my fucking ass off if Musk finds a way to strike down the EU off it's high horse
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moocow said:
Closing all EU offices and geo-blocking all EU vassals entirely would be just lovely. If you're not doing business in the EU, they can't do shit to you for telling them to fuck off.
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The linked article in the first tweet is worth a read, I don't know how to get a clean link for it, sorry.
 
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I failed to screenshot one tweet, but this guy--a washed out German professor born in rural Wisconsin-- wrote how fascism is "the new gos is dead" and fascism is coming back. Here is what I did take a screenshot of, which was also deleted. What messed me up is the "who to follow" intermission that no one asked for. Somebody should start a catch all for lefty twitter copes, talk of leaving etc...
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Norbert the Tiger said:
I failed to screenshot one tweet, but this guy--a washed out German professor born in rural Wisconsin-- wrote how fascism is "the new gos is dead" and fascism is coming back. Here is what I did take a screenshot of, which was also deleted. What messed me up is the "who to follow" intermission that no one asked for. Somebody should start a catch all for lefty twitter copes, talk of leaving etc...
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Blue ticks and their "unshakable moral standards" :story:
 
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I failed to screenshot one tweet, but this guy--a washed out German professor born in rural Wisconsin-- wrote how fascism is "the new gos is dead" and fascism is coming back. Here is what I did take a screenshot of, which was also deleted. What messed me up is the "who to follow" intermission that no one asked for. Somebody should start a catch all for lefty twitter copes, talk of leaving etc...
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Not utterly surprised "destroy fascism" people never take the time to learn history because fascism was a new wave reaction to the weimar german republic that the people voted into power because of how big of a shithole Germany was after WWI. Continue down this path and people will get angry and they will react.
 
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OK if he really brings back the frog army I will be wrong on my prediction on that. Might've underestimated Elon's drift to the right.
Since my ban was for Platform Manipulation and Spam, I'm not fully certain that it will qualify for the "amnesty", although I engaged in 0 amounts of either spam or that other crap.
In mildly related news, Sam Harris deleted his account.
 
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