My Adventures With Superman

RIP yet another redhead.
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Otherwise, blame the fail of DC Nation on CN. Since that idea bombed, the only DC cartoons we have gotten are ensemble comedies be it Justice League Action, Teen Titans Go or DC Super Hero Girls.

Legion of Superheroes isn't a Superman show. His name isn't even in the title.

Just compared to Batman, who has had The Batman, Batman Brave and the Bold, Beware the Batman, Batman Unlimited, and god knows how many direct to video movies... big blue hasn't had one since the Clinton Presidency.
 
I'd say, "wouldn't have happened if they kept her as a blonde after Kim Basinger played her," Then I remembered they turned Lois Lane into a grown up Luz Nuts and bolts or whatever the fuck her spic name is. Have I mentioned how much i fucking hate everything? especially blackwashing...the damn redhead genocide is almost worse than the tomboy one but at least the fucking redheads usually stay fully fucking female...for now.


But enough "old coot yells at cloud." moments. This shit can rot along side titans and hopefully Harley Quinn TAS in a shallow Kilmer Rouge style grave.
 
Legion of Superheroes isn't a Superman show. His name isn't even in the title.
The first season introduces a teenaged Clark Kent who is about to move from Smallville to Metropolis. He knows of his abilities but does not know what to do with his future (similar in nature to the Clark Kent featured in the Smallville television series). After traveling to the future, young Clark assumes the identity of Superman and gradually learns to control his abilities, becoming the hero he is destined to be. At the end of the first season, he returns to the present around the same time he left in the first episode.

In the second season, Superman returns to the future after spending two years in the past and gaining more experience with his powers. Also, Superman X, a clone of Superman from the 41st century created to battle Imperiex, is introduced. When Imperiex travels back to the 31st century, Superman X is forced to follow him into the past and recruit the Legion to help him.
Sure about that?

The show is definitely more focused on the League, but if we are counting Brave & The Bold as a Batman show, when it is really just a silver age DC showcase with Batman slapped on, then I think this qualifies as a Superman series. Also, as for him not being in the title, it may have been a legal issue/ poor planning:

Legal status/issues​

At the 2006 Comic Con International, the production staff did not officially say whether legal issues at the time involving the ownership of Superboy had affected this series or whether changes were made to tie the series in with the Superman Returns film, but one significant change had been made since the announcement of the series. The original press release referred to "the young Superboy",[4] while the revised press release, published in June, described the character as a young Superman. At the conclusion of the pilot episode, Clark adopts the superhero name of Superman, and not Superboy. In the second season, which takes place two years after the end of the first season, the character is called Superman, without reference to his "young" status.

and god knows how many direct to video movies... big blue hasn't had one since the Clinton Presidency.
Superman got direct to DVD animation in the form of Braniac Attacks, Man of Tomorrow, Red Son, Unbound, Reign of Supermen, All-Star, Doomsday, VS. The Elite, Death of, and the Batman/Superman series.

He also got shorts on DC Nation between Superman of Tokyo and Tales of Metropolis.

I wish they did more with Superman, but you are definitely forgetting a lot that is out there.
 
Well in fairness spic Lois also been getting fucked good and hard by the Rule34 community. Oddly enough it's mostly heterosexual schlonging with big kryptonian dick.
Not to be a deviant but who else would they even ship her with? I would say the entire character design of the two was made to be fantasized about by people who self insert as Clark or Lois and porn artists.
 
Superman got direct to DVD animation in the form of Braniac Attacks, Man of Tomorrow, Red Son, Unbound, Reign of Supermen, All-Star, Doomsday, VS. The Elite, Death of, and the Batman/Superman series.

He also got shorts on DC Nation between Superman of Tokyo and Tales of Metropolis.

I wish they did more with Superman, but you are definitely forgetting a lot that is out there.
Red Son, All-Star, Death of and Batman/Superman have been some of my personal favorites in the DTV series.
 
I would say the two biggest problems with this show are definitely it's pacing (sometimes it feels too fast for certain plot points) and a lot of the villain designs are weak (only ones that are decent to good are Mxy, Deathstroke, and Parasite which is probably the best one)
 
I'd say, "wouldn't have happened if they kept her as a blonde after Kim Basinger played her," Then I remembered they turned Lois Lane into a grown up Luz Nuts and bolts or whatever the fuck her spic name is. Have I mentioned how much i fucking hate everything? especially blackwashing...the damn redhead genocide is almost worse than the tomboy one but at least the fucking redheads usually stay fully fucking female...for now.
Is there official confirmation that this Lois is a spic now? (((Media))) articles I saw state this Lois Lane is "East Asian descent", because the VA is Chink-American, but I do agree that she looks like an adult version of that spic, Luz from Owl House. Nigger Jimmy Olsen looks like Gus (also from Owl House); both shows had outsourced animation to South Korea.

If she supposedly is East Asian, I couldn't help but notice Pajeet Vicki Vale (described officially as "Indian American [/] Asian-American") is lighter than Lois lol. I guess they weren't going for Pajeet Velma shade.
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Is there official confirmation that this Lois is a spic now? (((Media))) articles I saw state this Lois Lane is "East Asian descent", because the VA is Chink-American, but I do agree that she looks like an adult version of that spic, Luz from Owl House. Nigger Jimmy Olsen looks like Gus (also from Owl House); both shows had outsourced animation to South Korea.
Lois is Korean, Josie Campbell confirmed it on her Twitter:
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Lois is Korean, Josie Campbell confirmed it on her Twitter:
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I see. It aligns with the VA's (Alice Lee) own heritage. I won't be convinced otherwise that Luz from Owl House did not influence her design right down to the skin tone and hairstyle. Though since she also resembles Lance from Voltron, I guess its just the similar artstyle/ambiguous brown look.
I don't know why they raceswap but don't give characters "ethnic names". I know Anglicization is a thing, but in this day and age, preserving identifiers of one's background is all the rage. VIcki Vale -> Vicki Varma or Lois Lane -> Lois Lee or Jimmy Olsen -> Dj'immy Daquan.

Not gonna happen, but I would love if this version of Vicki Vale was revealed to be the human form of Mr Mxyzptlk. His design is just missing the 10 Pajeet god arms (I know he's from the fictional 5th dimension).
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I'm sorry for the constant posts, but I heard this woman's gonna be voicing Supergirl in an upcoming episode. Unless I missed it, Supergirl hasn't appeared yet, so I'll just leave this in case I was correct and she gets raceswapped to match VA being coloured.
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Red Son, All-Star, Death of and Batman/Superman have been some of my personal favorites in the DTV series.
Agreed, Red Son had one of the most powerful moments in any Superman film I've ever seen.
I love the scene after this when the guards run in and immediately submit and ask "What do we do now?"
And Superman, tears in his eyes over just having killed his mentor, says "Now? Now I save the world."
Chilling stuff.


Also what the fuck is up with that Mxyzptlk design? Looks like a goddamn Dragonball character. They didn't even TRY to make him look like Mxyzptlk at all. It'd be like making Superman blonde and changing his suit to white and green with no Superman S on the chest, but still expecting me to believe it's Superman.
 
I don't know why they raceswap but don't give characters "ethnic names". I know Anglicization is a thing, but in this day and age, preserving identifiers of one's background is all the rage. VIcki Vale -> Vicki Varma or Lois Lane -> Lois Lee or Jimmy Olsen -> Dj'immy Daquan.
Actually it makes sense in all those cases. Vicki might have married a guy with the last name vale, Lois has a dad with the last name lane and jimmy didn't go full radical in college.
 
Also what the fuck is up with that Mxyzptlk design? Looks like a goddamn Dragonball character. They didn't even TRY to make him look like Mxyzptlk at all. It'd be like making Superman blonde and changing his suit to white and green with no Superman S on the chest, but still expecting me to believe it's Superman.
Insert quote by Neil Gaiman about Batman being a guy in a yellow trench coat with a pet bat, before he changed his mind for Netflix bux.
 
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