My Adventures With Superman

Now that you mention it now i can't not see it.
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Here's another shot. Thin legs, arms, no discernable hips, barely any chest. You could make the hair work if you had either of the two, but you don't. She is very kid like if not for her choice of clothing putting her in at least college. Thing is the men are fine. Supes may be a bit more UwU but he's still a brick shit house, and Jimmy at least is built like a man, albeit a office jocky, but he has the shoulders.
It's other posters that nailed it for me. The more tomboyish look actually should do it for me, I have 0 problems with a short haired slimmer woman. The people posting helped me identify she looks like a girl, not a woman.
Hell, you could argue she looks like Luz from Owl House

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It's other posters that nailed it for me. The more tomboyish look actually should do it for me, I have 0 problems with a short haired slimmer woman. The people posting helped me identify she looks like a girl, not a woman.
Hell, you could argue she looks like Luz from Owl House

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Being a tomboy isn't the problem, being unidentifiable as a chick is. And good comparison; despite supposedly being different art styles, the Cal Art's shit is melding with the anime, and I don't like it
 
I bet people like you get fooled by obvious traps in anime.
There is a difference lad between a trap, a obvious joke character, and one that barely has any identifying features. It didn't help that the trailer was mostly silent, the main tell of any trap.
 
There’s actually a reason for the race-swaps here.

The best (or at the very least most known) Superman solo comic of the last decade or so made those exact changes, yet nowhere near this design. This is their second or third attempt to adapt in in all except name. Jimmy is gay in it, by the way, so probably expect that here.

Why don’t they want to name it, though?

Because the Superman story that this is clearly based off of was written by a schizophrenic retarded Hollywood sexpest who is in love with Superman.

No, seriously, this has the same setup as American Alien by Max Landis, which is a genuinely great story even if it was written by a sexpest retard. The guy is a giant autist, yet he’s an autist that handled Superman extremely well, so DC has repeatedly tried to take elements of the story without actually adapting it fully because that would involve working with said sexpest autist, so they adapt it in bits and pieces in direct to DVD movies and now this odd show.
 
This is one of my favorite scenes of batman "fighting" superman.


There's no kryptonite, there's no plan. Batman just throws everything he's got and superman gets mildly annoyed before immediately neutralizing him.
The YT comments are all like yeah Batman is just testing Superman to find his weaknesses. "Hmm, it seems the stuff in my utility belt doesn't do shit to a guy who just laughed off a Green Lantern ring, that's going in my files" - World's Greatest Detective.

Batman is basically Lex Luthor except dumber and poorer and with more moral restraints and a smaller kryptonite collection, and you see how well killing Superman usually goes for him.

Thank the Frank Miller fanboys who got the ball rolling of Clark Kent/Superman being too mentally retarded to do his job nevermind superheroing back in the 80ies.
I imagine that even Frank Miller thinks full-blown Batworship is pretty stupid. I wonder what Bruce Timm and the rest of the JLU crew think of Injustice, it being basically the full retard version of the Justice Lords plot.
 
Never let it be said I can't admit when I'm corrected or owned fair and square, which you showed. Well done.

I'll amend my position: I DO remember this being announced and promptly forgot of it, both because Batman gets so much media BUT his A-list or major projects will usually be nothing like this. This is just something that feels off to the side for a niche audience. I would readily doubt Damian in the upcoming Batman movie will be as dark-skinned as he is here, or seeing much quips in it.... or say in any upcoming A-List game Bats will be part of, or so forth. He's too valuable to make something like this A-list worthy.

Meanwhile, Superman himself is the distant second place and so him getting any media is a consistently big deal for his fans even when they readily reinvent him or his stuff. And it's telling he can finally be considered small enough nowadays for a full-fledged CW show, yet mysteriously, Batman himself never gets one. And to say nothing of any other character not Supes or Bats.
 
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I would readily doubt Damian in the upcoming Batman movie will be as dark-skinned as he is here, or seeing much quips in it.... or say in any upcoming A-List game Bats will be part of, or so forth.
Man I hope you’re right on the money, Tumblrera-Batfam women have been a plague on Batman media and Blacking the Robins but thats its own issue for its own thread one day.
Batman Ninja is pure anime bullshit but its the only the bat-thing in years to just fuck around, and be fun. 🧩
Where Bats and Joker dbz scream.

to be a little on topic.
Superman media with his name on it sidelining Supes to tell the authors pet social story with the other side characters is too common a tale.
 
This is one of my favorite scenes of batman "fighting" superman.


There's no kryptonite, there's no plan. Batman just throws everything he's got and superman gets mildly annoyed before immediately neutralizing him.

Supes is kinda a goofy asshole in this, but I do like how they actually gave him a lot of character development in the sequels
Never had seen this but really liked it. One of the parts that people always forget in Dark Knight is that supes let bats get the first 5 hits in for free and when supes started getting serious, he stopped when he noticed the heart attack. A more brutal supes like in the clip would have ended it in the fist blow. It's what makes superman compelling, he could crush every world goverment and kill every single other hero in a week and name himself absolute overlord, yet it never even is a consideration for him.
I have no idea what the fuck this is but I love it.
 
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I wonder what Bruce Timm and the rest of the JLU crew think of Injustice, it being basically the full retard version of the Justice Lords plot.
I think Injustice was inspired more by the episode of Superman The Animated Series titled Brave New Metropolis wherein an alternate universe version of Superman becomes an uncaring dictator specifically because Lois Lane is killed in a car bombing. He even forced Lex Luthor to work for him. Granted the rest of the Justice League and Batman don't really get brought up.

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