My Adventures With Superman

SteelPlatedHeart said:
Lois threw herself off a building so Clark would exposes his secret identity, but the big issue is that Clark lied to her about being Superman. -_-
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At least it was something from the comics. Lois would have some crazy scheme to prove Clark is Superman every so often, and sometimes her plan was just throwing herself off the Daily Planet building. 206-lois-jumps-1950-1.jpg
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XYZpdq Jr. said:
there was a great short comic in the early days of the 80s reboot that has Lex devoting his company's resources to figure out Superman's identity, the computer techs come back that it's 99.999% probably Clark and he's like "lol no that's retarded. Superman must be some great man and not some dipshit. fuck all of you"
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I saw a funny image that was part of a series of comic villians talking on AOL Messenger (for zoomer faggots: old people discord) which while being a shitpost was also the most realistic take.
Metallo is all excited about having discovered superman's identity and everyone else in the legion of doom was just "yeah, we know". When Metallo suggested fucking with him or people he cares about, or letting every know his secret identity, Lex shut him down
"You are going to tell absolutely no one [about Superman's secret identity]. He's superman. Do you think he's any less bullet proof when not in his costume? If I even think you're going after his family or friends, I will destroy you - every hour he's a work, every time he goes on a date or visits his parents, he's not fucking up my plans."
 
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The Donner version of Superman 2 has my favorite version of Lois testing Superman. She gives him the usual speech, "I know you're Superman," and Clark goes, "Well, gee, umm, golly, gosh, I'm not Superman, Lois." Then she pulls a gun on him. "I'm so sure you're Superman," she says, "I'm going to prove it." And she shoots at him. Clark flinches dramatically, pauses a beat, then stands up straight, takes off his glasses, and says in Superman's baritone, "That was very foolish, Lois. You could have been hurt by a ricochet." She gives him a shit-eating grin and tells him the gun was loaded with blanks.
 
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Fluoxetine Man said:
For all of these progressives talk about positive minority representation, they seem to go out of their way to make black women look ugly.
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I wonder why the leftist media want us to "stop the heckin' racism, sexism and homophobia" when they're the ones doing the same shit themselves? Hmmm, could this be because they're, I dunno, hypocrites who want the money and the power??
 
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TVBForever said:
I wonder why the leftist media want us to "stop the heckin' racism, sexism and homophobia" when they're the ones doing the same shit themselves? Hmmm, could this be because they're, I dunno, hypocrites who want the money and the power??
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Yep, and they are really, really scared of black guys. While they love 'ginger' washing, they always make the black man a super effeminate, nerdy uwu, soft buck boi. The kinda guy that makes Steve Urkel look like Carl Weathers from Predator. Wesley Snipes' Blade would never be made in this faggy era.
 
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Fluoxetine Man said:
For all of these progressives talk about positive minority representation, they seem to go out of their way to make black women look ugly.
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If my memory serves me correct, this, at least in live action department, is a make-up clique thing. From what I remember, most of the make-up departments in Hollywood mainly consists of White karens of sorts, some of which are even possibly & coincidentally happen to be Jewish too.

So basically it's a biased seethe of sorts where the make-up clique of ugly, pasty, bitches almost purposefully uglify any minority girl to make her look worse than the white one at times. Not that some media like MCU itself is helping by uglifying their girls. Hell, DC might hire flat girls, but at least they never uglifyed them.
Fluoxetine Man said:
Yep, and they are really, really scared of black guys. While they love 'ginger' washing, they always make the black man a super effeminate, nerdy uwu, soft buck boi. The kinda guy that makes Steve Urkel look like Carl Weathers from Predator. Wesley Snipes' Blade would never be made in this faggy era.
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We live in an era where Tariq Nasneed (formerly Nachuck) was right about Black emasculation.
 
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Whoever is working at MAWS has been working extra hard to come up with boring designs for villains. No powers, by the way, just give them boring tech suits, especially characters like Silver Banshee and Parasite (who comes off more like a wannabe Justin Hammer in a boring Diet Anime power armor suit.) Livewire is now some genderbent twink? M. Mallah looks like he should be on a poster in a grade-school library telling children that "Reading Is FUN!".
 
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Commander X said:
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Whoever is working at MAWS has been working extra hard to come up with boring designs for villains. No powers, by the way, just give them boring tech suits, especially characters like Silver Banshee and Parasite (who comes off more like a wannabe Justin Hammer in a boring Diet Anime power armor suit.) Livewire is now some genderbent twink? M. Mallah looks like he should be on a poster in a grade-school library telling children that "Reading Is FUN!".
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Ugh.
Saw some random clickbait title saying DC had finally gotten an Iron Man equivalent. After I finished muttering and cursing that lie while working through my standard issue bitching that Steel gets no damn respect I realised it was about this show. Should have known it would be Deathstroke.

Also that design reminds me of something and I'm not certain what. Faintly rat skull like helmet, it's niggling at me.
 
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