My Advice: Stop Jacking Off - Warning: Moralistic Sperging

[Mothra1988]

This has to be the most autsitic OP I've ever read here. Yeah, I'm sure you posting about your own masturbation habits for 10 paragraphs in public will change your dating situation ASAP. lol

 

[TheRedChair]

I got a shit ton of these too.
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For fucking god sakes no wonder the OP and whatever this bullshit is better go and see what level of testosterone he fucking has. Because on what I see RIGHT NOW is that you a
wankerless deviant on POOF PATROL

This has to be the most autsitic OP I've ever read here. Yeah, I'm sure you posting about you own masturbation habits for 10 paragraphs in public will change your dating situation ASAP. lol

There is a small part of me that wants to believe that he is just trolling for the lol's. However judging from his joining date, it looks like he's probably a simp or one in training.

Or just a flat out soy boy.

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

Masturbation is okay as long as it's not like a hobby or whatever. I'm not even coming at it from a religous pr "porn is degenerate" angle (a lot of the manufactured shit is though), I approach it from an "I prefer real sex" angle.

When I was single I'd do it once a week if I didn't get any dates or sex, any more than that and I find it fucked with my motivation to talk to actual girls. The more you do it the longer it'll be until you're getting laid on the reg.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

PSA to the retards out there: If you don't live alone, keep your personal business in your own bedroom so that way no one has to unwittingly walk in on you with your pants around your ankles and your hairy ass and balls staining the furniture that everyone else sits on.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I do not like this thread.

You know OP, you can also have a healthy and stable relationship like I have, with good sex life(on average 3-5 times a week) with a woman whose looks are on the level of pornstar, and still watch some skin flicks just for amusement and edification. I know it's possible for me, and I tell you brother, it's possible for you too. Just because you like to watch some smut and occasionally beat your meat doesn't mean you couldn't find a really good and rewarding relationship.

I don't believe you, every time someone tells me their girlfriend looks like a porn star they're always fat. And then they try to set up a threesome.

I agree with you, but I'm not sure it's healthy to try and justify religious prohibitions from a secular perspective

More like it's not healthy to have to justify common sense from a religious perspective.
Imagine needing a shitty book to tell you "Hey, have you considered that you might lead a more fulfilling life if you didn't spend all your time with the curtains drawn watching porn and jerking off like a crusty sweat soaked goblin?"

I got a shit ton of these too.
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Slaanesh's influence is heavy upon the farms, but should it burn the struggle between him and Nurgle for the souls contained within would tear the galaxy asunder.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

Honestly, I'm really glad that I finally decided to give up on that degenerate behavior for the one I love. It has been close to a month since I've last looked at porn. Well I've actually looked at porn, like I went through the entire porncow thread, and I felt nothing. Literally, I was in complete control and it felt fucking great.

Oh no OP!!

It is not healthy to be jacking off once, or God forbid, even multiple times a day.

OP nooooooooo!!

 

[Mayor Adam West]

OP after writing that drek:

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Finally found a use for this.

Who's the woman in the gif? She's kinda hot...

 

[The Last Stand]

Who's the woman in the gif? She's kinda hot...

Yeah, no. I'm not going to be responsible for your relapse. Deleted.

 

[Muh Vagina]

Like, why on earth should I enjoy it when women forget their role in society as mothers and homemakers.

Microwave your own tendies, faggot.

 

[Skitarii]

Microwave your own tendies, faggot.

Men gotta do everything cause women can't cook

 

[Day of the Cope]

 

[byuu]

I jerked off to this post.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

reject jerking off

embrace jerking on

 

[mario if smoke weed]

No.

 

[MadStan]

God. Not another “born again” healed “by true love”.

Your just like these losers on drugs who say they’ll change for their kid or other reason.

You’ll be back in the porn shack after your relationship comes to an end because you never ended it - she did.

 

[A Friendly Hoovy]

@Mayor Adam West what are your thoughts on jelqing?

 

[Johnny Salami]

TL;DR
are you telling me to like stop jacking off in public or overall? I might be able to the first with some effort but oh boy I doubt I could stop

 

[Wintersun]

>I haven't jerked off for a month now
>A month

Lmfao.

 

[Dagobert]

I whack it because an element of having sex is giving women pleasure, and I don't want to make women happy.

 

[KateHikes14]

Threads with an anti-masturbation and anti-porn point always seem to attract such anger here. I wonder why that would be