My friend became a homosexual - What do I do?

[Black Waltz]

kill him via necklacing

 

[Ilovecum]

Do non homo things like platonically buttfucking each other...

 

[___-]

Do non homo things like platonically buttfucking each other...

aw yeah you like that you stupid slut?
you think that's naughty don't you
too bad I'm shitting down your chimney you autistic cunt
neck yourself

 

[Gorgar]

Give him this

 

[Ilovecum]

aw yeah you like that you stupid slut?
you think that's naughty don't you
too bad I'm shitting down your chimney you autistic cunt
neck yourself

Don't even get me started XD

 

[aqua sama]

you cant be friends anymore, because sooner or later, he'll want to fuck you in the ass.
unless you're fine with the above, drop him.

 

[Ilovecum]

you cant be friends anymore, because sooner or later, he'll want to fuck you in the ass.
unless you're fine with the above, drop him.

Nothing says manly bonding like getting a cock up your ass..

 

[aqua sama]

Nothing says manly bonding like getting a cock up your ass..

what about you, do you like it up the butt? A degenerate person like you probably does.

 

[AnOminous]

what about you, do you like it up the butt? A degenerate person like you probably does.

You appear very hostile to the idea of anal intercourse. This suggests you're really secretly into it. Don't worry, though, we're okay with that here.

 

[aqua sama]

You appear very hostile to the idea of anal intercourse. This suggests you're really secretly into it. Don't worry, though, we're okay with that here.

I bet you eat ass, because you sound deranged and disgusting.

 

[sperginity]

Buy corks for the applicable orifice(s), pray to your god(s)

 

[AnOminous]

I bet you eat ass, because you sound deranged and disgusting.

Why are you so mean?

I mean, yeah, I do, who doesn't?

 

[aqua sama]

Why are you so mean?

I mean, yeah, I do, who doesn't?

oh..I'm sorry if I hurt your fee fees, but I still think eating ass, is disgusting.

Same thing with people who do the 'ass to mouth' thing. They're subhuman.

 

[Ilovecum]

oh..I'm sorry if I hurt your fee fees, but I still think eating ass, is disgusting.

Same thing with people who do the 'ass to mouth' thing. They're subhuman.

You're on your period aren't you? Here's a tampon...

 

[aqua sama]

You're on your period aren't you? Here's a tampon...

Do you even have periods, or you're just a tranny who likes to guzzle cum?

 

[Ilovecum]

Do you even have periods, or you're just a tranny who likes to guzzle cum?

I do

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Schulrp the brodie my friend.

 

[aqua sama]

I do

ok, so we should definitely be friends.
But you'll have to both worship me and renounce to your slutty ways.

 

[Nihilist Lord]

Date him but no homo.

 

[polonium]

FYI if he's like your best mate or something then he definitely has a slight crush on you or at least thinks you're okay. He will probably give you a handy if the moment seems right.