My Little Brony: Aspergers is Magic

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Oglooger said:
I really haven't touched /mlp/ in like a year, but Hi.
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Oh, nevermind then. I don't frequent it as much as I used to, but it's nice to see all the drama and fun once in a while. Twilicorn, the documentary, Equestria Girls, the Great Scruffining, good times.
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Mama Luigi said:
Oglooger said:
I really haven't touched /mlp/ in like a year, but Hi.
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Oh, nevermind then. I don't frequent it as much as I used to, but it's nice to see all the drama and fun once in a while. Twilicorn, the documentary, Equestria Girls, the Great Scruffining, good times.
[youtube]DEnkdNtBlPM[/youtube]
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The autism is strong with this one.
 
PvtRichardCranium said:
THIS IS TRUE AND HONEST CONTENT

I work at an after school church/Sunday service youth group for kids ages 5-13. We get a lot of volunteers who want to get hired full time because they think it's the easiest job in the world to watch kids while they sit around and play video games. It's not, but that's not the point I'm getting at.

We had this newer volunteer who was neckbearded and wore a fedora, this is a church though, so we can't kick people out based on their looks, although I knew this guy was trouble the minute he applied to be a volunteer.

We have coloring books and toys for the kids. Some of the coloring books are MLP themed. You know. For little girls. So Neckbeard (they told me not to say his name because they're nice people) decided to start coloring MLP books instead of watching the kids. I told him he couldn't do that and he said he was on a break. I said there really aren't any breaks for volunteers and he sort of growled and kept coloring. I'm not in a position to discipline any of the volunteers as I was just recently hired from being one myself, so I just decided to wait until one of the pastors noticed and told him off.

Then a little girl (again, not saying her name) wanted to color that book. It was her favorite. She was six years old and she was getting that coloring book. She asked nicely and this is what happened.

Neckbeard refused to give her the coloring book. The six year old girl told him that he wasn't being nice (he wasn't being very nice at all) and he said that's a lesson she needs to learn about life. Strike one. The girl says pretty please and starts to pout a bit, and he starts to yell at her, saying he's a volunteer and she has to do what he says. Strike two. She says that he's a boy and he shouldn't even be playing with My Little Ponies. He told her "Blow me". In a church. On a Sunday. To a six year old girl. Strike three.
It should come as no surprise that I'm not allowed to swear in front of children, no less in a church and on Sunday. so I just closed my mouth as tight as I could, stole the book from him, gave it to the girl and told her to color somewhere else. I grabbed him and pulled him into one of the pastor's offices (he wasn't very strong) and told him what happened. The pastor was visibly upset. She tore him a new one. He said that he was tired of being persecuted and that all Christians were like this. I told him that I'm starting to think all Bronies were like him, Pastor was like "What?" and I was like, "look it up at home with safe search or something on." Neckbeard tries to explain what a Brony is and we just tell him to leave. Multiple times. After threatening to call the cops, he leaves.

I had to tell a little girl to never ever use the term "blow me" and to ask her parents about it if she was curious about what it meant. I'm starting to think we may have one less kid coming to the program.

Oh yeah, also this:
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The great Purging of Equestria has begun.
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Jesus Christ. I'd never do something that despicable
 
Just for the record, I do in fact have a database of Brony autism. You're welcome.
 

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Kamen Rider Black said:
Bronies will rage because Hasbro has made almost all the ponies white at this point.
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The conspiracy theorist in me thinks that Hasbro did this who Equestria Girls thing to shame bronies from masturbating to their cartoon horses.
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Hasbro made Equestria Girls to shame bronies for jerking off to cartoon horses? I don't think it worked.
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Hasbro is about making money. If a bunch of perverted neckbeards are spending their tugbucks on little girl toys then, who cares? More money for Hasbro so It's awright!
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The idea is to irrevocably tie the ponies, who before were said to be equivalent of independent young adults, to underage girls. You see, the neckbeards hurt the brand. Concerned parents have been calling about this unstable fanbase corrupting their children and these measures had to be installed. Alicorn Twilight, Equestria Girls, redeeming villains, whatever it takes. Sure, this may be burn and run tactics on FiM, but there is always Generation 5 to fall back on. Relaunch the show with new characters, weaker writing and cuter designs. Bronies will leave in disgust, allowing the target demographic to be safe.

It will all go according to plan.

Now imagine if I actually believed in this crap. :lol:
 
Mama Luigi said:
Oglooger said:
I really haven't touched /mlp/ in like a year, but Hi.
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Oh, nevermind then. I don't frequent it as much as I used to, but it's nice to see all the drama and fun once in a while. Twilicorn, the documentary, Equestria Girls, the Great Scruffining, good times.
[youtube]DEnkdNtBlPM[/youtube]
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That hurt to watch. I mean really. Hurt. To. Watch. I wonder if he ran off the stage with tears in his eyes, not shaking anyone's hand or making eye contact, when he didn't win the talent show.
 
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From the "Is Any Fandom is safe?" thread in general.

WARNING: you may wish to engage in ritualistic homocide of all bronies after seeing this for the first time

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Judge Holden said:
From the "Is Any Fandom is safe?" thread in general.

WARNING: you may wish to engage in ritualistic homocide of all bronies after seeing this for the first time

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FFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..................
 
Judge Holden said:
From the "Is Any Fandom is safe?" thread in general.

WARNING: you may wish to engage in ritualistic homocide of all bronies after seeing this for the first time

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BRB 4threiche.
 
PrimeCutDiggityDog said:
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I wanna know what's up with his arms. One looks like a noodle while the other is like a deformed tree trunk.
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The person in this picture is kinda familiar. Is he the guy who posts pictures of himself with Fluttershy?
 
Alan Pardew said:
PrimeCutDiggityDog said:
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I wanna know what's up with his arms. One looks like a noodle while the other is like a deformed tree trunk.
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The person in this picture is kinda familiar. Is he the guy who posts pictures of himself with Fluttershy?
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Why yes it is, you win!
Judge Holden said:
From the "Is Any Fandom is safe?" thread in general.

WARNING: you may wish to engage in ritualistic homocide of all bronies after seeing this for the first time

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I NEVER KNEW HOW AWFUL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DYING WAS UNTIL SOMEBODY SLAPPED A RAINBOW HORSE WITH A SAD FACE IN IT. (:_(
 
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Judge Holden said:
From the "Is Any Fandom is safe?" thread in general.

WARNING: you may wish to engage in ritualistic homocide of all bronies after seeing this for the first time

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This made me and a brony friend of mine wonder why? Why is it that some guy not realizing what's going on until Rainbow Dash was photoshopped into the picture.
 
PrimeCutDiggityDog said:
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I wanna know what's up with his arms. One looks like a noodle while the other is like a deformed tree trunk.

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Gettin all kinds of gainnnnnz. His mum probably took the picture.
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Looking at these makes me wonder: Wonder there be one good pony in real life pic if it had a pony with a horrified reaction seeing a clopper fapping to clop stuff on a computer?
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
The idea is to irrevocably tie the ponies, who before were said to be equivalent of independent young adults, to underage girls. You see, the neckbeards hurt the brand. Concerned parents have been calling about this unstable fanbase corrupting their children and these measures had to be installed. Alicorn Twilight, Equestria Girls, redeeming villains, whatever it takes. Sure, this may be burn and run tactics on FiM, but there is always Generation 5 to fall back on. Relaunch the show with new characters, weaker writing and cuter designs. Bronies will leave in disgust, allowing the target demographic to be safe.

It will all go according to plan.

Now imagine if I actually believed in this crap. :lol:
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Considering how some bronies act, own adult-fan stuff of the ponies, and even have clop-games, you can't really blame concerned parents since their kids might stumble upon it. The Alicorn Twilight and Equestria Girls has rustled the jimmies of bronies but the redeemed villains wouldn't stop them. I guess the only way that could repulse the bronies without falling back on a Gen 5 would be weaker writing for episodes that would insult the intelligence of the viewer.
 
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