My Little Brony II: The Cloppening

[Mister Baranavichy]

It seems like Wubby Dubby, or Dcd, from the drama I posted before, is back:

What? No... How could a man who was associated with things such as this:

It's regarding the guy who was groomed and "had to" larp as a woman on Discord to help him justify to his audience that he's okay with others jerking off to his OC, the one that ended his speech on a Spongebob metaphor.

Couldn't resist the allure of making porn I suppose, here's the link tree I found from his e621 after doing research with his twitter as a base
Where he now posted bangers such as these:

Spoiler: Mild NSFW

Not only that, but after all the drama he received after being booted out of the "Gummy pony" porn community, he has now added a sub-section for the costumer, who he already assumes will be abused for associating with him, to send him the logs so he might file (empty threats I predict) legal action .

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

It seems like Wubby Dubby, or Dcd, from the drama I posted before, is back:

It's regarding the guy who was groomed and "had to" larp as a woman on Discord to help him justify to his audience that he's okay with others jerking off to his OC, the one that ended his speech on a Spongebob metaphor.

Couldn't resist the allure of making porn I suppose, here's the link tree I found from his e621 after doing research with his twitter as a base
Where he now posted bangers such as these:

Spoiler: Mild NSFW

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Not only that, but after all the drama he received after being booted out of the "Gummy pony" porn community, he has now added a sub-section for the costumer, who he already assumes will be abused for associating with him, to send him the logs so he might file (empty threats I predict) legal action .

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Does Starbucks pay for product placement in obscure pornography? Man, this nub thing is weird. All of the pros push the tail to the side if they want to show off the butt.

 

[Enig]

Does Starbucks pay for product placement in obscure pornography? Man, this nub thing is weird. All of the pros push the tail to the side if they want to show off the butt.

My nigga on high you are trying to rationalize a groomer making porn that looks like it's made of bathtub toy plastic

 

[Colon capital V]

after all the drama he received after being booted out of the "Gummy pony" porn community

Nigga what

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Nigga what

It's not an "official" name, I just find it adequate after what @UnsufficentBoobage said that I kind of agree:

its flesh looks oddly like a gummy

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/40926983/a-trolley-is-hurtling-down-the-tracks-towards

A trolley is hurtling down the tracks towards whatever pony is your waifu, who is unable to move. You could flip the lever to redirect the trolley, but you would be sending the train straight into the side of a school full of at LEAST a dozen fillies.
How long do you pretend to ponder before flipping the lever?

This is funny.

 

[Smithy129]

if it was the school of friendship I would see very little problem with this scenario

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The thread's finished now, so here are the other problems that were made:

The trolley is hurtling towards a shoddy, poorly built section of track ahead. Florina Tart, who built it, sits on the diversion track. Do you call her out on the questionable workmareship and risk hurting her feelings, or simply divert the train to run over her, thereby avoiding the potentially awkward social interaction?

The trolley is hurtling down the track towards a stallion. You could pull the lever and kill G5 instead, but then everyone will think you're a gay faggot for saving a stallion.
What do you do?

This is nothing more than the prisoner's dilemma:

A trolley is speeding down the tracks safely. Across from you is another anon who holds a lever like yours. On the two diversion tracks is your waifu, and his. If no one touches the levers, the train continues on centerline, and nopony is harmed. However, the first one to pull the lever diverts the train to the other anons waifu, guaranteeing the safety of their own.
How much do you trust your waifu's life in the hands of another anon? And are you willing to betray that very same trust, just to ensure her safety?

Here's the final test

The thread ended with a pony version of the original trolley problem:

I simply walk away from the lever and go free my waifu

All in all, the thread was very funny. Here's an archive.

 

[Enig]

This is nothing more than the prisoner's dilemma:
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One of them has wings, this is implying that the entire trolley problem can be halted by having the lower guy not pull his lever because the pone on his side can not only fly away but is apparently in the middle of flight based on the image this dumbass used.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

One of them has wings, this is implying that the entire trolley problem can be halted by having the lower guy not pull his lever because the pone on his side can not only fly away but is apparently in the middle of flight based on the image this dumbass used.

Uh, try again, Fluttershy is just having an episode on the ground and will be unable to fly away, obviously.

 

[Smithy129]

All in all, the thread was very funny. Here's an archive.

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40926983

all 4chan boards have archive sites

https://archive.4plebs.org/_/articles/credits/

 

[Bec Noir]

One of them has wings, this is implying that the entire trolley problem can be halted by having the lower guy not pull his lever because the pone on his side can not only fly away but is apparently in the middle of flight based on the image this dumbass used.

*blitzes my chakras, going Super Saiyan God Autist* HAAAAAA!!!!

Ackshually, Fluttershy struggled with flying as a filly (hence her moniker) so she wouldn't be able to fly away if it took place before she got her Cutie Mark™.

 

[Coolio55]

*blitzes my chakras, going Super Saiyan God Autist* HAAAAAA!!!!

Ackshually, Fluttershy struggled with flying as a filly (hence her moniker) so she wouldn't be able to fly away if it took place before she got her Cutie Mark™.

BEGONE foal fiddler!

 

[MoonMare]

You are all ignoring the real trolley problem, who does Twilight befriend? RD is the obvious choice and if you disagree you are wrong and a fag.

 

[AnOminous]

You are all ignoring the real trolley problem, who does Twilight befriend? RD is the obvious choice and if you disagree you are wrong and a fag.

She's the Princess of Friendship you bitch, she obviously befriends EVERYONE.

 

[Enig]

Listen listen we got a bigger prob than all of those, who is currently on the trolley? Is it an in-city transit trolley from Manehattan or a long distance tram between towns? Is it transporting a tree like that one season 1 episode? Are there a bunch of changelings acting like florida men on it hitting each other with snow rakes for fun while some neurotic unicorn sits in the back with styrofoam on their horn in fear? Are there 37 OPs on the trolley sucking their own dongs? How do we know the trolley will have any real impact or momentum when we don't know the current load bearing of the trolley to begin with?

 

[Lunarfag]

You are all ignoring the real trolley problem, who does Twilight befriend? RD is the obvious choice and if you disagree you are wrong and a fag.

Nyx

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

She's the Princess of Friendship you bitch, she obviously befriends EVERYONE.

Um, excuse me, but I'm legally obligated to point out that Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn and that anyone who disagrees is a nigger.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I wonder if this is an April Fools' Day joke:
https://fimfetch.net/foalcon-advisory (archive)

It's a giant list of people the author calls pedophiles, basically, but I've not looked at it in too much detail.

Here's an ongoing discussion about it:

https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/40956919

There are already some funny replies:

 

[LolRaccoon]

I wonder if this is an April Fools' Day joke:
https://fimfetch.net/foalcon-advisory (archive)

It's a giant list of people the author calls pedophiles, basically, but I've not looked at it in too much detail.

Here's an ongoing discussion about it:

https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/40956919

Please tell me Wootmaster is on here somewhere