Names you dislike

[Maskull]

Josh and Joshua are both ugly names. I've never met or known of someone by that name I didn't dislike.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Anything that's not a regular fucking name:
Ghetto names;
The smartasses that decide to name their child something unpronounceable, like Abcdefghjiklmnoprstqvxyz (no joke, I've read about someone named like that);
Stupid-ass corruptions of normal names;
Any name that is originally fictional;
Brand names.

 

[BOONES]

Joshua Moon.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Veronica

 

[dingobaby]

I just don't like girl names with "ana" hitched to the end. Lilly is pretty. Lilliana is pretentious. That goes for Juliana, Ariana, Keliana, Meliana, Flaviana, etc

 

[Fireman Sam]

Norman. What a shit name.

 

[Meat Target]

More like just associating the names with negative stereotypes instead of outright hating them, but here's mine.

I've never known a smart Cody. Every Cody I've run across has been a complete retard.

Every Courtney I've ever run across has been either a complete whore or a trailer trash welfare queen

Guys who go by David are usually really chill and laid back, while guys who go by Dave usually have a giant stick up their ass

Justins are usually ass kissers

Emily is either a bitchy girl who never grew out of her high school mentality, or a touchy feely granola girl, no exceptions.

Worst boss I ever had was named Dave. I'm convinced Marine drill instructors are friendlier (or at least, treat their underlings less unfairly).

Knew an "Emily" (different spelling) who, despite being a single mom/gothgirl/metalhead/liberal who had been used up, was actually a real sweetheart, like a big sister. She used to be fat and called her former self "Free Willy" after losing weight.

 

[Womanhorse]

Nevaeh, both unoriginal and uninspiring as well has having an unappealing pronunciation. It's such an ugly word to look at too and so many other languages have better words for Heaven you could use.

All the '-ayden' names and their various spellings. This goes for all the other "unique and special" names white women give their children. Unoriginal, unappealing and have this "generic" feeling to them. Nothing is uglier than generic brand names.

And Kyle. Have you meet a Kyle you liked? Didn't think so. You even sound mad at Kyle when you say his name to him. Don't name your kid Kyle.

 

[Lonely Grave]

Veronica

Imagine my non-surprise when a pop duo literally called The Veronicas turned out to be utterly uninspired and insipid.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Tristin
Caleb
Jaxxon
Keith
Luke

 

[augment]

 

[Annexer]

Becca
or
Becky

Can't decide which one I dislike more.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Sal. It just sounds gross.

Black girl names where the mom was clearly too unoriginal and egotistical and gave them a name like Precious, Heaven, Lovely, etc.

Winnie, and I'm not talking about Pooh bear. I've heard of a few women named Winnie, and I couldn't help but snicker.

Names that are just 2 names clumsily thrown together, like Sarahmae or dare I say, Amberlynn.

 

[Positron]

Louis and Emily. I've never met someone with those names who aren't cunts.

 

[ExciteDyke]

I have no respect for anyone named Patrice.

 

[FatYoda]

Robert.

Some faggot in middle school named Robert did not nice things to me.

Fuck Robert.

 

[Common Carp]

I don't even hate the name but because of experiences with people with the name Ryan.
For some reason I have a bad track record with people with that name. I can not think of a single Ryan I've met where we got along well. 80% of them carried a lot of personality traits I couldn't stand in people and now I associate the name with those traits now.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

1. Any of this new 'smashing syllables together' bullshit. Mostly it's blacks who do this shit, but white people have been catching up.
2.

Robert.

Some faggot in middle school named Robert did not nice things to me.

Fuck Robert.

3.

I have no respect for anyone named Patrice.

4. Heather
5. Richard
6. Jon (not John)
7. Rodney
8. Any name that uses two 'x's when one x or another letter would suffice
9. Any name that uses a 'y' instead of another vowel for no other reason than novelty.
10. Elizabethany

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Normie dude names like Josh, Ben or Chris.

Also Jared.

 

[The Wizard]

Basically any of these names:

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If I were either of those kids, and saw this later as a teenager, I'd not know whether to be more angry at her for naming me Tatum, or more grateful that she didn't name me Taysom.

Also, I've never known anyone named Barry that wasn't an enormous faggot.