Names You Would Give A Baby

[Y2K Baby]

If you had a kid, what would you name it. Asking for a friend.

 

[The Fool]

If it's a boy, probably Johnny or Mark. If it's a girl, probably Lisa.

 

[SweetDee]

Girl: Kayla

Boy: Dante

 

[Bob Page]

Boy: Francis

Girl: Marian

 

[Girlycard]

Elena or Willow for a girl.
Diego or Leon for a boy.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Willow for a girl.

Mouthvomit-tier pick.

 

[Clop]

Y2K

 

[Love Soze]

Lily. Or for a boy, Tom.

I used to love Devina, until Shitrat ruined it.

 

[Girlycard]

Mouthvomit-tier pick.

I'm sure she'd be indoctrinated into identity politics and change her name anyway. Gotta name your baby under the assumption they'll hate their name and you someday because someone online told them to.
Goodbye Willow, hello [insert name stolen from anime here]

 

[Y2K Baby]

Goodbye Willow, hello [insert name stolen from anime here]

That's redundant.

 

[DNJACK]

dont you dox my future childs

 

[MemeGray]

Mom for a girl and Dad for a boy to make it easy for my grandkids

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Printer Error

Their entire life is going to be someone looking at their name on a piece of paper and saying "Hold on. We're having issues. I'll be right back."

 

[MrTroll]

Boy: Marion

It was John Wayne's real name and if it's good enough for The Duke it's good enough for some faggot baby who has never starred in The Searchers or Rio Bravo.

Girl: Marion

See above explanation.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Red would be pretty awesome for a boy. I don't know if I could help myself.

 

[Quijibo69]

A mistake

 

[pomme]

Joshua. Middle name Connor.

 

[eldri]

I will not dox my future child, Kiwi Farms.

 

[Box of Shame]

Jermajesty

edit: wait, maybe Peaches instead.

 

[Red Hood]

Bey Z

Nah, for real something that won't get them picked on like...Mike or Elizabeth.