Names You Would Give A Baby

[A single cheeto]

Miserable pile of secrets.

 

[Rokko]

I would call my kid DykesDykesChina in memoriam to our fallen brother.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

"Accident"

 

[Lioness]

I had the name Levi in mind for a boy or a girl until a certain zoosadist ruined it. Their full name would have been Leviathan.

 

[killmeme]

I'll name him a "boy" or "girl" to celebrate the latest Netflix hit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Boy: None A Your Fuckin Business. My boy’s gonna learn to fight.

Girl: I dunno, Sarah or something.

 

[LordofTendons]

BOY: John Ross
GIRL: Anastasia Kay

 

[Count groudon]

Adolf Osama Manson.


Or maybe Richter, I like names relating to earth and rocks for some weird reason.

 

[Pina Colada]

Boy: Austin, Michael, Jacob, Phil
Girl: Theresa, Charlotte, April, Lisa, Olivia, Victoria
Unisex: Alex (for short) or Robin

 

[DeadwastePrime]

john

it is a unisex name now

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Boy: Brady Girl:Hannah

 

[tehpope]

Qwerty

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I was always partial to the name Aiden for boys. It basically means "fierce little fire".

 

[Heckler1]

Vercingetorix.

 

[UnKillFill]

Archibald Peckerwood III (regardless of gender) I like the idea of giving a child such a ridiculous name, and of naming them the "third" when there is no first or second.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Boy: Theodore Girl: Nymphadora

 

[Deus Ex Macarena]

Definitely a girl would be called Meg. The brilliance would be that it would be seen as a shortening of her full name that can be changed depending on how much you wanna embarrass her in public.

Meghan
Megbert
Megalovania

The possibilities is endless

 

[Count groudon]

Definitely a girl would be called Meg. The brilliance would be that it would be seen as a shortening of her full name that can be changed depending on how much you wanna embarrass her in public.

Meghan
Megbert
Megalovania

The possibilities is endless

I started laughing, but then I realized that there’s probably some sperg out there who actually named their child megalovania and I got sad.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I started laughing, but then I realized that there’s probably some sperg out there who actually named their child megalovania and I got sad.

Could be worse. Some dumb sub-sapient nigger bint named her daughter some unpronounceable nonsensical bullshit with 1,000 letters just to get in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Her legal fucking name name is actually Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccaloveliatyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequckagailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyanaKoyaanisqatsiuthawyhaiashieakhauwnne Williams.

No, I'm not making this shit up. She basically fucked over her kid for fame. Can you imagine what this poor girl would have to go through just to fill out the forms for a name change?
This is why I don't think black women should be allowed to raise kids. They view them as mere things.

 

[William]

Boy: Manfred

The Red Baron.

Girl: Elena

Let's leave at just "for reasons" here.