Names You Would Give A Baby

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Boy: Nigga Keith
Girl: Propecia

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Boy: Sebastian, Kenny, Justin
Girl: Alice, Sasha, Alexis

 

[Lunete]

Thaddeus "Tad" Eustace Ghostal

 

[GreenJacket]

Boy: Sammy
Girl: Sammy

 

[Sam Losco]

Spoiler: Seven

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Spike
Terry
Lucifer
Ash
Magnus
Mark
Gustaf
Ken
Ricky
Michiyamenotehi funana
Go
Billy
Danny
Kazuya
Obama
Andy
Mandy
Randy
Tandy
Landy
Bandy
Gandhi
and Handy

These are all names that people should instinctively know to fear.

 

[ennui]

Bleak, Coal, Echo, Ennui, Mateo

 

[ES 148]

Y3K.

 

[AnOminous]

Ligma Balzac.

So he can say that whenever asked what his name is.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

I’d call it a fat, stupid baby. Because that’s what it is.

 

[Carlos Thin]

>lol serious
I'm from Ireland, so I have to avoid cliches. (I also have to avoid my family tree, if possible...) Everyone here is named John or Mary, or they're named an Irish variation of a saint (Patrick, Clare, Francis, Christopher, Brid, etc.); so the next generation of people are avoiding religious names altogether. My personal picks are:
Girl: Imogen, Megan, Diana, Laurel, Lucy, Jennifer, Ruth
Boy: Eric, Alex, Joel, Peter, Adam, Rothman (mother's maiden-name. I have a thing about surnames for first names.), Sebastian, Connor (after our dear God Emperor of course)

>lol actually serious
I'll be teaching some distant nephew/cousin named John Paul Francis how to play poker and hold their liquor at age 14.

 

[PT 522]

For boys:
- Mike, short for Micycle
- Brick
- Fagliarulo
For girls:
- Jen "Jenstruation" Jennifers
- Dishwasher
- Lil Bitch
Unisex:
- Disappointment
- Mistake
- Jamie

 

[JambledUpWords]

Girl: Rarity

Boy: Ajax

 

[MadDamon]

Every name that isn't related to any lolcow.
I want my child to be a functional human being ffs.

 

[Coldgrip]

Girl: Charlotte

Boy: Bruce

 

[Teri-Teri]

Mauser

 

[ForgedBlades]

Dovahkiin

 

[Zaragoza]

Boy, same name as myself.
Girl, same name as myself but feminine.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Horatio Vortivask III, Esquire
Or for ladies,
Desiree Lafonde von Spankenstein

 

[Nobunaga]

Louis Cyphre