Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[John Connor]

So theres about 1 day left, and the game has unofficially been out for about 1.5 weeks, narcissa didn't get an early copy, hasn't pirated it, he must feel like when nintendo didnt give him a free early copy of zelda, entitled.

So how many viewers you think this schmuck will average per session? im guessing around 40 until the /v/ raids. then maybe 200 spikes once a week when that happens.

Im gonna go with 30 max, they not gonna raid his stream because the disabled chat and no one gonna want to join his lame ass discord, I tried to read the stream chat and is only red proletariat blogging about some shit no one, not even narco, gives a fuck

 

[Five Star Man]

I was wondering which of Cosmo's gaps is bigger, the one between his two front teeth or the one on his resume?

 

[AnotherPleb]

I was wondering which of Cosmo's gaps is bigger, the one between his two front teeth or the one on his resume?

Gap between his teeth: in order to have a gap in the resume it needs a starting point.

 

[rabo]

Today's the big day! We're gonna get to see Narco's ultimate return to relevance. Smash is going to bring in 20,000 viewers. He's also gonna become a real girl. And people will shower him with money. Rachel is going come back from the dead. Adrian will take him back. Johnnumbers will admit to having cheated during the NWC and Narco will be awarded the first place retroactively.

I'd go as far as making allusion to the second coming of Christ, but Narco's already done that.

 

[Kiislova]

Narcissa is a serious candidate for an hero considering he is banking all her "back to fame" on a game he is above average at best.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

And people will shower him with money.

Don't even need other people than those she already has in her Discord. Just look at nathanisbored's big wallet:

If he can do that, he has enough money to spare to support Narco all on his own. Plus there were the $7k from Patreon of which $1k went into buying Ethereum.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

He should create a Jackie Chan tulpa to bitchslap him back to sanity.

The virgin Narcissa Tulpa vs. the chad Kiwifarms Egregore.

 

[Strundy]

It's almost 11 am pst and Cosmo isn't playing Smash? You'd think he would make plans to wake up "early" and hit the ground running with this new found meaning in his life.

 

[Cut my dick into pieces]

It's almost 11 am pst and Cosmo isn't playing Smash? You'd think he would make plans to wake up "early" and hit the ground running with this new found meaning in his life.

Pretty sure it's not out until tomorrow, the people already playing either managed to get an early copy or are in the far east where it's already Friday.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Don't even need other people than those she already has in her Discord. Just look at nathanisbored's big wallet:

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If he can do that, he has enough money to spare to support Narco all on his own. Plus there were the $7k from Patreon of which $1k went into buying Ethereum.

nathanisbored is #1 paypig. He was the single largest contributor of money to Narcissa while he was claiming to imminently out of money, which turned out to be false. Now Narcissa spends that money on drugs, junk food and food delivery services. I guess nathanisbored not satisfied with this, and is now buying video game consoles for the other orbiters.

Narcissa buying Ethereum is probably a huge mistake. BTC is still hitting it's lows, all the alts are suffering even more, and ETH has been the whipping boy of alts for awhile now.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Tomorrow the technological singularity will be unlocked and allow Narcissa to transcend this mortal realm.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

You can tell just by looking at his face, he's begging for the sweet release of death. Cosmo is the prime reason of how mental illness can ruin your sanity. At this point, one of these days he's going to end up killing himself when something goes wrong.

 

[Twinkie]

He's too self-centered to take his own life

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Loving how she hasn't let go of this trend of streaming herself watching something that the audience can't see (she's watching anime judging by the sound). 11 viewers, btw.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

Not much of an update, just posting this screencap as proof of how far Wright has fallen. 4 viewers. Four.

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Loving how she hasn't let go of this trend of streaming herself watching something that the audience can't see (she's watching anime judging by the sound). 11 viewers, btw.

You ever see those old photos of German defenders in the very last days of WW2. You know like battle of Berlin completely burned out and hunched over like an oil drum fire with no shred of moral left? That's Cosmo's stream. Except instead of the inevitable flood of Russians its just like, complete obscurity.

 

[Rei is shit]

Literally washing his hands to play smash. 22 viewers. This should be fun.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Given that this sad little emaciated man lives in a cycle of wake-bake-vidya-cry-beg-cry-
should the tag be changed from "careercow" to "sadcow"?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Smash is currently the most watched game on Twitch. 167k people, at 1 AM. I bet he's regretting banning himself now.

 

[Kiislova]

Smash is currently the most watched game on Twitch. 167k people, at 1 AM. I bet he's regretting banning himself now.

Can't catch the thunder again, better stare into a screen again and stream it.

 

[Desire Lines]

he is playing smash right now
23 viewers, and he apparently lost 7 times in a row
lol