Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,106
Following the recent SamAndTolki thread fiasco, Narcissa posted within her Discord about wanting to disappear off the internet. And it seems she's going to try to do just that.

RIP to a real one.

The internet is a place where millions of people are all competing to get famous and make it big. If the internet doesn't like something they'll say it straight to your face. If you can't constantly put out content then you'll sink and people will flock to new people. Someone who was a pioneer of Twitch should understand that.
 
The internet is a place where millions of people are all competing to get famous and make it big. If the internet doesn't like something they'll say it straight to your face. If you can't constantly put out content then you'll sink and people will flock to new people. Someone who was a pioneer of Twitch should understand that.

The thing is that he lucked into it. He was a decently charismatic guy who was good at what he was doing, and jumped on the train early, but he really didn't have anything that was unique to him specifically (and few of the internet-famous people really do). It's interesting to contrast Cosmo with Siglemic, a Mario 64-speedrunner who became gigantic way back.

Siglemic said repeatedly that he didn't want to be famous and longed for the days when his stream chat was small and personal, so eventually he stopped streaming regularly or started streaming content that had nothing to do with Mario 64 in order to drive people away to people who still would speedrun Mario 64, which he did. He knew that the reason people watched him wasn't his personality, but his skill, so he avoided showcasing it to make people go somewhere else. He still streams now and again, and has the small chat that he always wanted, with his prior success being nothing more than an internet footnote.

Cosmo did the very same thing, except that was never his intention. He actually believed that people were obsessed with him and not his prowess in Zelda, and that no matter how hard he abused people, left for long stretches and started streaming absolutely insane ramblings, that he was untouchable and everyone would be his paypig for ever. Of course, anyone with a lick of sense knew that wasn't the case, and now he's desperate to regain his former status.

As hard as it may be to become famous to begin with, it's much harder to regain it after you've lost it. Cosmo is in the absolute worst position to become an internet personality, and not just the footnote of tragedy he currently is, and it's all his own fault.
 
Admittedly Ultimate is a game where absolutely nobodies can beat a pro if they work and think hard enough
Not really. There's instances of pros flubbing something against low-level players, but the difference between a good and bad player is night and day.

Cosmo falls apart because he's too used to wifi, though. There's things you can get away with online that would cost you a game offline, and he's turned to making those a habit, more likely than not.
 
Not really. There's instances of pros flubbing something against low-level players, but the difference between a good and bad player is night and day.

Cosmo falls apart because he's too used to wifi, though. There's things you can get away with online that would cost you a game offline, and he's turned to making those a habit, more likely than not.

That's true for all fighting games with an online component, but Ultimate's skill ceiling is pretty low even taking that into consideration.

If you don't believe me, just take a look at the placements of the last few nationals. There are more newcomers and inexperienced players in the top 100 than in the last installments of smash bros. Leffen has gone out to say that mastering a new character in Ultimate isnt hard once you understand the basics of the game.

Im not going to be an autist about it. Ultimate is fun, but its a very lenient game that really doesnt take a lot to be good at. This is the one game where pretty much anyone and everyone can win.

Cosmo just sucks.
 
A new user named "Seer" joins Narcissa's Discord right after she announces her departure, has the same exact color name she exclusively had, immediately gets a new and unique role, and posts the same content that she did, albeit only links or pictures.

Making a new account and making it painfully obvious that it's her doesn't seem like a genuine desire to disappear.

...God, is this really the only content for the thread nowadays? That fucking movie can't release fast enough.
 

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A new user named "Seer" joins Narcissa's Discord right after she announces her departure, has the same exact color name she exclusively had, immediately gets a new and unique role, and posts the same content that she did, albeit only links or pictures.

Making a new account and making it painfully obvious that it's her doesn't seem like a genuine desire to disappear.

...God, is this really the only content for the thread nowadays? That fucking movie can't release fast enough.
And I thought Rhys making a halfassed apology for her "pansexual is the only moral sexuality" stance and then walking it back 5 minutes later was going to be the most pathetic thing I saw on KF today. Way to race to the bottom troons.
 
A new user named "Seer" joins Narcissa's Discord right after she announces her departure, has the same exact color name she exclusively had, immediately gets a new and unique role, and posts the same content that she did, albeit only links or pictures.

Making a new account and making it painfully obvious that it's her doesn't seem like a genuine desire to disappear.

...God, is this really the only content for the thread nowadays? That fucking movie can't release fast enough.

His old Reddit username was FledglingSeer or some shit, so yea, it's him.
 
He uploaded a new video about his "game":

Protip: if you stand in the fire you'll die. Looks like some autistic walking simulator, the kind of thing dangerhairs love because they can't play games.

The whole thing looks painfully aimless, just like his life.

It's even complete with an idealized version of himself in thigh highs, because of fucking course he's wearing thigh highs, just like his animes! Edits: oops my bad it's just tights, I wasn't looking that closely lol

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It's how the entire walking simulator genre began - people pretentious enough to want to make a "great statement" but with no skills beyond making a level and adding a few triggers.
First walking sim I recall that was sorta popular was "Dear Esther" and then the motherlode of walking sims happened. Usually by talentless hacks
 
I love the hugbox that's forming in the comments of the video. Apparently a girl walking around aimlessly on grass is the most innovative and passionate thing these people have ever seen. Breath of the Wild 2 is going to have some steep competition at this rate.

Cosmo's asspatters are dumb sycophants. Certainly they're clueless enough to not know that Stardew Valley, Minecraft, and Undertale were all single-developer undertakings at launch (among other solo developer games with more substance than Cosmo's shit).

That said, I do appreciate seeing cows fail their way into making games. They're ultimately terrible games, but there's entertainment to be had in seeing how bad they are.
 
First walking sim I recall that was sorta popular was "Dear Esther" and then the motherlode of walking sims happened. Usually by talentless hacks
Dear Esther was well crafted and, in parts, looked better than Half-Life 2 (they used the same engine)
I think Gone Home is really what signaled to the danger hairs that "Game development is easy, you just have to piss off the right people and coast to success on the outrage!"

I do appreciate seeing cows fail their way into making games. They're ultimately terrible games, but there's entertainment to be had in seeing how bad they are.
Reminds me of Sargon's delusion that "politics is boring and I'd rather be in my basement developing my videogames" (that never came out).
 
Cosmo's asspatters are dumb sycophants. Certainly they're clueless enough to not know that Stardew Valley, Minecraft, and Undertale were all single-developer undertakings at launch (among other solo developer games with more substance than Cosmo's shit).

That said, I do appreciate seeing cows fail their way into making games. They're ultimately terrible games, but there's entertainment to be had in seeing how bad they are.
I sort of sense the same issues in one-man development teams as I do the subjects of anime. Someone playing tennis professionally has nothing to do with anime, but by depicting them and their individual athletic struggle IN anime, people suddenly think "woah, this comfy cute anime life has been out there all along!". I'm sure Cosmo is infinitely more into the idea of being a developer uwu than the natural urge to actually develop games that compelled people to make these one-man games.

Hell, Cube World finally came out and it was a disaster because it was made by two people in an echo chamber.
 
Even if the "demo" is something that talented programmer can implement in 20 minutes if he gets access to a proper engine, this is always a learning experience, which is good and actual progress (especially if you're a delusional NEET), regardless if you're a lunatic or not.

I mean Narcissa also spent time on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOgLPN18iDk

Now that's fucking terrible.
 
(sorry for bump) I empathize with Narcissa since her current situation is one of my fears about my future: sitting blank eyed in a dark room staring at a computer or crying with no friends or healthy social contact. Maybe a consequence of being so reliant on the internet growing up. I wish it wasn't so but if I get unlucky I can see myself in that miserable situation and the fact that that's even a possibility is worrying.
 
(sorry for bump) I empathize with Narcissa since her current situation is one of my fears about my future: sitting blank eyed in a dark room staring at a computer or crying with no friends or healthy social contact. Maybe a consequence of being so reliant on the internet growing up. I wish it wasn't so but if I get unlucky I can see myself in that miserable situation and the fact that that's even a possibility is worrying.
Well you can always, you know, not live like that.
 
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