Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

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What I'm wondering is it really that impressive to beat a game super fast with glitches? Seems like it'd be more impressive to win through skill but idk; watched some FF7 world record thing and didn't find it impressive they just warped all over because of buggy code and bailed.

A cursory glance of this person reminds me of Adam Sandler's character in Pixels, hanging onto some video game achievement like a lifes work.
it really depends on what type of Speedrun you watch. Let's stick with OoT here since this is Cosmo. the previous Any% pretty much relied on making the right inputs in a fraction of a second to have the game think you are warping to a different place and time than you actually were. This new method is different. No longer is this just some input and suddenly warp. Everything these players are doing in this run is comparable to rewriting parts of the code that is able to be written and read ingame while playing and then forcing the game to read said code. Yes it looks unimpressive to you and me on a stream because the only things that really happen are the start and the result. But on a technical level this is a different ballgame.
 
I don’t think there is anything he can do at this point to regain his previous popularity. Even if he were to reappear as Cosmo tomorrow people aren’t going to just forget the tranny years. He’d probably do okay, but the glory days are gone.. and not just for him.

I have to imagine speedrunning as a whole is in decline. The most popular games were always old titles, and now we’re past the ten year mark of them being broken down. That new OoT thing is good example of what this leads to - less actual game being played. Outside of the speedrun autismos that novelty of “guy just beat oot in x minutes” is over with.

I agree with the first part, but not so much the second. In fact, I think the second part is actually one of the reasons I don't think Narci can ever go back to the Cosmo days. When Cosmo was a thing, speedrunning was significantly more niche. There were still communities, but I'd say in the last few years it has seen a pretty significant surge in popularity. The "done quick" style of events are certainly the big ones, but a bunch of other community events have spawned from those, plus Twitch is a much bigger thing now so the number of notable runners has grown. I don't know if any are really on Cosmo's level, but that's because there are so many personalities now that it's more spread out. Even if Cosmo never trooned out, I think his audience would have become more diluted just from the number of speedrunners growing.

The final time is certainly a big part of speedrunning since, well, that's the point, but I'd argue the techniques that go into getting that time are the bigger deal. There's a reason people who get the skipped named after them tend to be the more recognized person, even if they don't actually hold the #1 spot on the leaderboard. I think that was also part of what made Cosmo noteworthy in the first place, to the point where people still knew his speed running exploits even after him trooning out/other people beating the record.

If all Narci is doing is getting WR on someone else's techniques...eh, he'll probably get some attention, but nothing near the Cosmo days. The views he does get will probably be more nostalgia based than anything else, and I don't know if he'll be able to hold them once people find out what happened to him. I think he'd have to do something bigger in the community to even have the chance of becoming notable again, and even then, I still think he'd struggle to reach the same levels as his earlier Cosmo days just because of the sheer number of well known runners in the mix.
 
I don’t think there is anything he can do at this point to regain his previous popularity. Even if he were to reappear as Cosmo tomorrow people aren’t going to just forget the tranny years. He’d probably do okay, but the glory days are gone.. and not just for him.

That and even though old school fans who don’t give a shit about all this tranny stuff may take him back their is a larger LGBTQA2P++ community who will turn there back on him because you can’t de transition! That’s something a nazi would do!
 
I thought Narci quit and became an soy drinking hikikomori ?
She is still doing what she has been for the past 5 years - running categories without much if any competition to try to get easy wins. The second this new routing gets more attention, she will give up as usual and go back to Beetle Adventure Racing or masturbating to the mental image of herself winning Smash events.
 
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From my understanding a lot of speedruns that rely on glitches rely on being able to make hyper-accurate inputs into the controller, to the point where runners might spend days and days on end trying to learn how to press the buttons correctly to activate the glitch, there are guys who have tried over 26k times just to activate glitches for records. So being able to do glitches does take some skill and dedication, and there are definitely people who find it interesting. Still, seems like a whole lot of effort for a meaningless accomplishment imo.

Sometimes it goes so far as to cross over into the realm of surrealist art.


This video is 3 minutes long, but you only need to watch the first 50 seconds.
 
A few people will talk about him for a couple minutes and then move onto something else.
That's IF he actually manages to do it, which i doubt.
 
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How are the streams these days? Looking at his mixer stream from yesterday, is there any fucking commentary?
 
How are the streams these days? Looking at his mixer stream from yesterday, is there any fucking commentary?
She hasn't made any effort to entertain for years now. The streams are her social life-support machine, only tolerated by people who for whatever reason also frequent her Discord, where she might sometimes post if not using mic (never anything that isn't whining). The Discord was shut down at one point, I don't know whether there's a new one.

In terms of streamers who have done everything possible to lose all goodwill with ex-fans and the community, only Spoony compares as a producer of anti-content. I don't think I've seen a stream in memory where she tries to consistently commentate or talk to people without freaking out. The total silence I think began with the Smash grinding, before that was the era of crying on cam.
 
Imagine being so downtrodden and hated that your redemption arc starts by not getting 1st place in a speed running category you once were the best at.

cosmo's decline is like a whoopie cushion that just farted out an air pocket of autism as it slowly whines away into complete emptiness.
 
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Imagine being so downtrodden and hated that your redemption arc starts by not getting 1st place in a speed running category you once were the best at.

cosmo's decline is like a whoopie cushion that just farted out an air pocket of autism as it slowly whines away into complete emptiness.

The redemption arc isn't going end if "Narcissa" gets a world record in OOT Any% - the redemption arc will start when "Narcissa" stops being a broken, socially deprived lunatic who can't have a conversation without breaking down into tears.
 
haha, how stupid

people who place value in being super fast in a video game. it must only be because they have literally nothing else to offer.
Yes, yes, Speedrunning Bad. Like twenty other people have already said that shit just in the last fifty pages.

her

Anybody else got a gag reflex to that?
Imagine letting trannies get under your skin this much.

The redemption arc isn't going end if "Narcissa" gets a world record in OOT Any% - the redemption arc will start when "Narcissa" stops being a broken, socially deprived lunatic who can't have a conversation without breaking down into tears.
At this point, Cosmo's stuck in a vicious cycle; he needs to go outside and interact with people to stop being a basket case, but he's such a basket case that he can't go outside and interact with people.

Does he have anyone in his life who could try and get him to check into a care center to get his anxiety treated? And not with meds, actual effective treatments like CBT.
 
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