Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,106
When you are the prettiest girl around, but male pattern baldness is still a thing.
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Jesus, look at just the bottom half of his face. I mean...he was NEVER even remotely attractive, but my God... I bet that's from all the Soylent.

EDIT: My wife's looking at the picture. She just asked if Cosmo maybe lost his side teeth? I told her about the Lovecraftian gap with his equally Lovecraftian front grill. But she says that might explain the wrinkles. And drugs. Maybe more varieties than Chantal.
 
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How long until Narcissa does what most troons do and gets an OnlyFans? Not that anyone would buy it
Him and Whispie did go on chaturbate once but they just "cuddled" with clothes on, but from my recollection everyone in chat was trying to coerce them into doing something more so the market is there. I mean, he is down to $130/month on Patreon so if he had some shit on there and sold it for outrageous prices, I would not be surprised if a few paypigs bought into it. Remember, he once had someone try to take him up on an art commission for like $700.
 

Holy shit I agree with Isaac/Vanity. For a long, long time I have always said that the death of that "Rachel" dude that threw himself off of a bridge was way more impactful to Cosmo's losing it / transition then people give it credit. In addition, I thought I was the only one that distinctly remembered Cosmo's official identity being a "transfemme cat girl". I also told Cosmo he stole that from "Rachel" but he said he never identified that way, which is a huge lie. Good on Isaac/Vanity for remembering some truth.
 
I'm no expert in Cardano, so this might be meaningless, but what I noticed is that Narcissa started to add "Now accepting Ada <address here>" to all videos, maybe for like the last half a year or so. That address is addr1q8dnlgdzueq6ncdhxmjwpje64extcc26fucmqte80utpyrpcdpz8x4rdlpd5q8h4j4nlujs7lfx4nds2jqe6v2zxvk3qyqm8wj and due to the YouTube layout, is split into 2 lines:

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On the new Melty Blood channel however, he seems to have accidentally forgotten / mis-copy-pasted the second half of the address on all videos:

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Trying to even look up that address makes the blockchain explorer shit its pants (HTTP 500): https://cardanoscan.io/search?filte...cmqte80utpyrpcdpz8x4rdlpd5q8h4j4nlujs7lfx4nds
I checked a few videos on the Melty Blood channel and all of them have incomplete addresses. But I would not be surprised if this suddenly changes :cunningpepe:

Thank you for indulging my nitpickery, fellow kiwis.
 
I'm no expert in Cardano, so this might be meaningless, but what I noticed is that Narcissa started to add "Now accepting Ada <address here>" to all videos, maybe for like the last half a year or so. That address is addr1q8dnlgdzueq6ncdhxmjwpje64extcc26fucmqte80utpyrpcdpz8x4rdlpd5q8h4j4nlujs7lfx4nds2jqe6v2zxvk3qyqm8wj and due to the YouTube layout, is split into 2 lines:

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On the new Melty Blood channel however, he seems to have accidentally forgotten / mis-copy-pasted the second half of the address on all videos:

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Trying to even look up that address makes the blockchain explorer shit its pants (HTTP 500): https://cardanoscan.io/search?filte...cmqte80utpyrpcdpz8x4rdlpd5q8h4j4nlujs7lfx4nds
I checked a few videos on the Melty Blood channel and all of them have incomplete addresses. But I would not be surprised if this suddenly changes :cunningpepe:

Thank you for indulging my nitpickery, fellow kiwis.
What the fuck is ADA? I feel like id hear about it from one of my /biz/ crypto autist buddies.

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hes the fuckin troon skinwalker lmao
 
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Did a quick edit and you weren't kidding. He looks like an old granny with the glasses.

This looks soo uncanny. Brain almost isn’t sure if that’s a person or a character from some Pixar, or whatever 3d animated video.

Alternatively he looks like a cliche character in a movie. The nerdy one depicted as a complete loser, who would happily do something really humiliating, after the main heroine fluttered eyelashes asking nicely.
 
When you search Reddit for "Narcissa", as we all do daily, and come across https://np.reddit.com/r/feminineboys/comments/q0vqyl/ama_cause_i_feel_cute/:

My name’s Narcissa (Cissy, if you prefer), I’m 17, and I’m super into history, philosophy, fashion, music, and ttrpgs! I live in Wisconsin 🧀, I have pics on my alt, u/Nokken-is-cute, I’m pansexual (I like to say gay 🏳️‍🌈 so I don’t have to explain it), a femboy, and genderfluid 🏳️‍⚧️. I do have bipolar, but it’s a-okay, since I’m on my way to getting better! Oh, and I’m gonna go to university in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. Ask me anything!

A match made in heaven, and so close, both Cissies could just take a bus.
 
Did we know Benjamin Franklin's life was changed by Narcissa?

Cosmo should try doing speedruns of Metroid Dread.
You'd think it'd be something worth trying. But they refused to even try playing Super Metroid, which they aint ever played, to pass boredom the other month, so speedrunning Dread will deff be too much effort.
 
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What the fuck is ADA? I feel like id hear about it from one of my /biz/ crypto autist buddies.
A vaporware cryptocurrency that's trying to be Ethereum's competitor yet does nothing, kind of like Cosmo boy here.
It shot up to the third place in value because of speculation and marketing by its soyfaced creator, therefore it's accepted on most exchanges, and that's why Cosmo uses it.
 
Holy shit I agree with Isaac/Vanity. For a long, long time I have always said that the death of that "Rachel" dude that threw himself off of a bridge was way more impactful to Cosmo's losing it / transition then people give it credit. In addition, I thought I was the only one that distinctly remembered Cosmo's official identity being a "transfemme cat girl". I also told Cosmo he stole that from "Rachel" but he said he never identified that way, which is a huge lie. Good on Isaac/Vanity for remembering some truth.

Don't give him too much credit or attention. He's only saying that to hurt Cosmo. Everything this attention whore does is because he thinks it'll get to Cosmo somehow. This is why he tried to flirt with John Numbers. When he became aware of the Rachel/Taylor/Adrian connection, he tried to flirt with Taylor too. Like @Doctor Danny said, Vanity is the real troon skinwalker here.
 
Don't give him too much credit or attention. He's only saying that to hurt Cosmo. Everything this attention whore does is because he thinks it'll get to Cosmo somehow. This is why he tried to flirt with John Numbers. When he became aware of the Rachel/Taylor/Adrian connection, he tried to flirt with Taylor too. Like @Doctor Danny said, Vanity is the real troon skinwalker here.
I'd argue that he trooned out for the same reason.
 
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