Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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GloriousRapeRabbit said:
Naaah Narcissa is too harmless to wish death upon. Nutjob indeed....but a harmless one.
Your hatred should be saved for worse folk.
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Not to take a lighthearted thread and be serious but I 100% disagree. Cosmo has on several occasions said he was going to get a gun and become the next school shooter. He has threatened people (namely the guy that started SamAndTolki), and his weirdo mannerisms are very similar to a lot of psychopaths. In particular I think he is very much like Adam Lanza. The video game connection is there, weirdness, absolutely no idea how to behave in public, no clue as to social norms, etc. And while Cosmo has never directly mentioned pedophelia that I can recall, his fascination with sexualized images of very young children (all those anime pics he posts) are all extremely weird.

So yah I don't consider Cosmo to be harmless at all, he's absolutely insane and with nothing whatsoever to live for we just have to hope when he does finally anhero that he just takes himself out and doesn't hurt anyone else. Except maybe his batshit crazy mom that is likley the most important factor in causing his insanity.
 
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Bluntman and Chronic said:
It's a shame this nutjob cunt hasn't killed themselves by now.
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Clearly I underestimated how MATI you are...
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Do not worry though, for I have remedied this.

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If you can't handle people disliking your content then maybe being on the internet isn't for you.....
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Stay mad, faggot.
 
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Jhon Connor said:
dude that was like 5 years ago, cosmo cant even go to the store next door for food, he is such a lazy piece of shit I cant think how can he buy a gun without going outside
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FFLs are empowered to refuse a transfer at their discretion even if he does manage to get in the door. Nobody at my local gun store would sell Cosmo a gun. ADF went into a store to buy one, I believe he and his friend didn't have enough money, and the owner ended up a semi-regular poster here.
 
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Ron Jeremy said:
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From Gaming Legend To Internet Trashfire | The Tragic Tale of Narcissa Wright||

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[Edit: Judging from the first 20 minutes, there won't be anything of interest in the video. It's also hard to listen to.]
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Just seems like a good recap vid. A bit annoying to here her constantly refer to Cosmo as Narcissa for the entirety of the Cosmo era, but she's always been like that in other vids.
 
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I thought the video was good but it missed some pretty important things I thought. Here are a few things I felt were missed:

  • Comso's upbringing. His mom is an admitted drug addict suffering from depression and other mental illnesses. His parents never got his teeth fixed, and he still to this day has never gotten a drivers license. His mom spends her time on Twitter tweeting politicians begging for free money for doing nothing, whilst also talking about self medicating with drugs including shrooms. This is so colossally important that to not mention the family (mainly mother) connection when discussing Cosmo is just incomplete.
  • Cosmo's parents went into over $100k in debt for his art school in Chicago and still remain over $100k on that debt.
  • "Rachel Bryk" the trans friend that killed himself on a bridge and had a huge impact on Cosmo becoming a tranny, also identified officially as a "Trans Femme Cat Girl" which just so happens to be exactly what Cosmo identified as.
  • When looking at Cosmo breaking down while still Cosmo, it's important to talk about that time at GDQ where he got so pissed off at that commentator guy that he went back to his room and sicked his entire following on him. The dude was harassed for nothing and gave up on streaming/etc. right there.
  • While it was mentioned somewhat I think that Cosmo bought a very nonstandard N64 I think this needs to be mentioned way more than it is, and that his original record(s) should all have asterisks on them due to this.
  • Need to talk about his complete lack of hygene (oily hair, unkempt appearance, piles of snot rags on the desk he eats on, loud obnoxious chewing gum/eating/smacking, burping, etc. on stream. Not very "lady like" behavior.
  • His refusal to get any type of trans surgery
  • He did in fact buy his HRT / tranny meds online when he lost his insurance due to not doing paperwork, and was very mad about this. All he had to do was renew his free gubment health care but he never did it and got very mad when it lapsed.
  • He got a >$7k lump sum from Patreon immediately after the worst / most disturbing "I need Money" Stream.me streams, and blew it all on risky crypto, VERY VERY LARGE amounts of weed and shrooms, in addition to expensive doordash/grubhub/etc. deliveries daily. He never reported this to the gubment because it would have led to him losing his benefits, and he also neve returned any of the money his followers donated to "keep him from being homeless."
  • Good job talking about how Cosmo is not great at Smash but you really need to understand how Cosmo talked about this game for MONTHS before it came out as it being the only legit way in the universe to establish importance or any self worth. He was so over the top on this shit and then he lost his first match.
  • Need to talk about his "projects" that he always alternates between and never actually accomplishes anything: "game development", art, beetle racing speedruns, mindless switch video games, "astrophysics", castlevania 64, Breath Of The Wild, etc.
  • Need to explain more that NO ONE was speedrunning cosmo's category in BOTW and that's why he was able to have a record. The only other person that was doing it was one of Cosmo's hugboxers, Hwan Tea, and that dude ended up beating Cosmo's time very quickly, which Cosmo to give up on the game forever.
  • Needed to talk about the Walgreens incident where he demanded the Walgreens employee pay for his fiber supplement after he was constipated from a diet of drugs and Soylent. This is a really, really, really shitty thing he did.
  • Should mention he has openly fantasized about killing others, becoming violent, becoming the next school shooter, etc.
  • Regarding Soylent, great job showing the video of him talking about it but should mention that even after he sent that awful e-mail to them, they sent him a free 30 days' supply
  • He pretends to be some kind of expert on physics, crypto currencies, game development and artificial intelligence algorithms but in actuality has almost no understanding of any of these subjects
  • His end goal and aspiration in life is to be confined to a facility where he is fed, kept comfortable and has a good internet connection so he can just play games the rest of his life for free
  • The guy in the chaturbate vid is Whispie/Willow, not D_Girl
  • Needed to talk more about how the Break The Game movie has gone dark with the director just using the project to get internships/fellowships but it looks very scammy at this point. Did do a nice job acknowledging that it's going to be very biased, which of course it is.
  • After the weird avatar video about him quitting the intertnet, he did in fact move back in with his parents and has pretty much lost all independence. Per his mom, the 3 of them live off of less than $18k a year annually, don't have a couch, and yet Cosmo still squanders what little money he gets. He recently purchased himself a high end computer and monitor setup, in addition to a $200+ controller to play a new game (Melty Blood)
Very good video, I enjoyed it, but these fact I felt should have been in there.
 
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For some reason I can't reply to the post @mdr4life just made going over things left out of the vid. He's right, but to be fair, a lot of the Cosmo lore has been lost to history due to r/SamandTolki being shoah'd. It existed in the comments of an obscure, once great subreddit that got ruined by Boogie weens. We should have documented more here before it was gone, as the banning was inevitable. It was glorious at one point, speedrunning troons would regularly show up and sperg the fuck out. So much great lolcow drama gone forever. Oh well. I appreciate the write up, I figured she'd miss a lot of stuff.

Also, Haber was kind of a faggot so I wasn't that pissed at Cosmo threatening him.
 
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hereh2read said:
Did we know Benjamin Franklin's life was changed by Narcissa?
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How Narcissa Wright changed my life

My name is Winter Fae and I’d like to tell you a story about the importance of community.
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It's a bit of a necro, but these trannies are killing me.

"Winter Fae" - for fucks sake can one of these motherfuckers have even the slightest level of normalcy in their name. Why can't trannies just be "Jessica Stevens" or some other regular shit.
 
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