Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

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Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
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Large Rodent said:
I almost decided to give him actual advice on how to stop being a trainwreck but ah fuck it, not like he's ever listened to people trying to help him before.
Just play more Zelda and do more drugs, Narcissa. This time it'll work for sure!
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Dude same. I have a few cows followed on Twitter just to keep up with shenanigans, but this is the one time I was slightly tempted to interact. But then the pity quickly subsided and my logic brain reminded me how "Le Ebin Kween Narci" usually responds to real advice and criticism. It would've been a waste of time.
 
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Small update for the mildly curious: Bayonetta 3 speedrunning talk with brief interludes of classic Narcissa ramblings.
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Weirdly enough I did look up Bayonetta 3 on speedrun.com and Narcissa doesn't have any entries, since it appears he's running individual chapters and not the whole game from start to finish. We'll see if that changes.
 
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Large Rodent said:
Bayonetta 3 speedrunning talk
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Narco is so retarded, calls for world records when he is the only one in the leaderboard, this could be because no one fucking cares about the game/scores, also he played 3 before 2 or 1, he will either drop the game or make another empty category for speedruns.com like in BotW
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Large Rodent said:
Small update for the mildly curious: Bayonetta 3 speedrunning talk with brief interludes of classic Narcissa ramblings.
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Weirdly enough I did look up Bayonetta 3 on speedrun.com and Narcissa doesn't have any entries, since it appears he's running individual chapters and not the whole game from start to finish. We'll see if that changes.
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There should be subcategories for individual chapter runs. Usually those categories are pretty dead/have runs w/o commentary, but they should be there. Unless it's still too soon after the release for anything beyond the bare bones.
 
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These tranny cows seem to be drying up lately. I guess about 6 years is a decent amount of time, but it seems like all Cosmo has done for the last year is make boring tweets and maybe some stupid "look it's me as an anime girl" crap.
If that dumb bitch wants to finally put that documentary out, it would certainly liven things up a little.
 
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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
This is the ending Keffals will face soon enough. Probably more deserving than Narcissa at this point.
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Keffals is a malignant, pornsick, human-shaped tumor, but I've always seen Narcissa Wright as sympathetic, even tragic figure who reminds me of Chess champion Bobby Fischer, both hypersensitive and intellectually gifted neurotics so immersed in their respective games at very young ages to the point they made a break from reality. Cosmo, like Bobby before him, has lived his life almost entirely in his own head, the little misfit boy alone in his room who never goes outside to play with the neighborhood kids. Solitude can be a good thing--nothing wrong with being a loner--but too much of it can make you weird. A lifetime of it from childhood on can make you crazy.

The solution to Narcissa's many and varied problems is fairly straightforward: step away from the machine, give up gaming and streaming and all the rest, stop doing drugs, and go out and find and keep an ordinary, mundane, low-pressure job. Disconnect from the fake world and join the real one.

None of that will likely happen, of course. People who have enjoyed celebrity and think celebrity matters rarely have it in them to just walk away. They crave attention. They want to win. Too bad for them.
 
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