Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Mr Sister]

Red alert, nukes inbound.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Godspeed Cosmo, may the spirit of Nasim guide you. You'll be a hero!

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My girl nasim lost it after her pet bunny died. Bros, my pet bunny died last year and even though I didn't and would never go on a shooting rampage, I understood her state of mind. Brutal. Bunnies are furry, ornery, adorable angels from heaven and we should collectively as a society be working towards a way to make them immortal.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Do it, faggot.

He won’t do shit.
The worst thing to happen to this man is to have anyone pay attention to him in the first place, or toconfirm his delusions that he should live his life online and be trans.
You are not doing him any favors with that pronoun shit either.

 

[Belligerent Monk]

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He won’t do shit.
The worst thing to happen to this man is to have anyone pay attention to him in the first place, or toconfirm his delusions that he should live his life online and be trans.
You are not doing him any favors with that pronoun shit either.

A man can dream, no?
I mean it wouldn't be the first time an unhinged faggot went off the rails.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What has to click in your mind to think threatening the lives of the company that just banned you is a good idea and will help you get unbanned?

Did Cosmo think that twitch staff would apologise and unban them while shaking in their boots?

The funniest part is that twitch usually does revert their permanent bans (Twomad, Pyrocynical etc got unbanned after a permaban) so if they just kept their mouth shut and chilled out for a month they probably would of had their channel back

Trannies are autists and the mentally deficient and are only able to understand themselves through character archetypes. Obviously that has to be the case, because the very idea of transgenderism wouldn't be able to exist without that kind of gross and nescient understanding of how people work.

Imo an important element to understanding why Cosmo acts like a fucking dimwit in the specific way he does is because the tranny archetype he wants to escape into (to hide from the fact he's an ugly weak timid irrelevant loser) is that of a tough but emotionally tempestuous goth dominatrix who always lets her emotions fly without a second thought and is honest regardless of whether or not it hurts other people's feelings.

This is a guy who's such a fucking pussy that his girlfriend sucked another dude's dick with him in the room and he didn't do a thing about it, so he's got some major hangups specifically about taking things lying down. There's elements of autogynephilia to the whole thing, but he definitely sits much more squarely to the side of having transitioned to escape his failures as a man.


To put it another way: The old cosmo would've thought twice about threatening to shoot up Twitch, but this isn't the old scared, lame Cosmo, this is Narcissa! She's fiery! She's a wildcard! She's inspiring! She doesn't hold back for anyone or anything! She isn't going to go quietly, she's going to flash her ego!

It's fucking stupid, I know.

 

[El Goblina]

"I guess my life is just too profound to relate to anyone, I'm more like a mythical creature at this point than a human" -- https://archive.ph/cXDpO

No, Cosmo, you're egocentric to the point of sociopathy, and this is just the start of deconstructing your profound mental illness. The only people who find you tolerable or relatable are those who share or enable your mental illnesses. Normal people find your namesake narcissism repellant.

Quit the Internet. Get a real job. Learn how normal people live and work. There is hope for redemption until death. You're not going to become well by catering to the crowd you attract online.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Red alert, nukes inbound.
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Damn. Why Chicago? Like, why not Detroit?

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Damn. Why Chicago? Like, why not Detroit?

Detroit already looks like it got nuked.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Detroit already looks like it got nuked.

That’s the point. Nobody would notice.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Looks like someone on LSF got a screenshot before it was deleted.

edit: looks like I was beaten, lol

Kinda hard to do part 2 after you've already done part 1.

 

[hereh2read]

I don't understand why they think they are so profound for anyone else. I remember on stream when they were discussing 'their' concept of death.

'Er, I think, erm, when I die, the world and other people will continue to live..erm, that is my theory' .... Yeah, very very unique take on the situation.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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You created this monster GDQ and now it's coming for you. All of your speedrun times are going to be absolute dog shit because you know it's lurking through the crowds of autists, somewhere. You'll always one eye watching out for it, you'll see it behind every column and console.

The chicken man is coming home to roost and you'll get no pity out of me.

 

[SunburnNation]

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"I've had trauma... was honestly traumatic."

Pretty good Yogi Berra style quote right there.

"Nobody can relate to me, now sympathize with my plights."

 

[moocow]

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they

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Stop that, you silly people. "Narcissa" is a lanky guy with a broken brain being slowly rotted away by his drug abuse.
"She/her/they/them/their" are not the correct pronouns for this idiot. They may be his preference, but he's wrong. Respecting troon pronouns just encourages them and that's never a good thing.

What has to click in your mind to think threatening the lives of the company that just banned you is a good idea and will help you get unbanned?

Did Cosmo think that twitch staff would apologise and unban them while shaking in their boots?

People like him never think that far ahead. Like so many other people he just reacts and lashes out immediately whenever something goes wrong instead of stopping to think -- even just a little bit -- before running his mouth and saying (and doing) stupid things he'll later regret.

Multiple people ITT have expressed the view of "I hope the alphabet agencies get involved"
I don't really see how that is funny. And in a more point of view I don't agree with that.

Yeah, same here. This shit's even lower-tier than Brianna Wu/John Flynt's supposed "harassers" whom he breathlessly reported to the FBI for months until he finally nagged them enough that they went and talked to some dumb kid in person for a few minutes just to shut the tranny up.

I know accelerationism is a thing, but we really shouldn't be encouraging the already-insane and power-tripping US government and its law enforcement agencies to go full SWAT on every idiot who shit-talks on twitter and makes off-hand (and obviously bullshit) comments that they're totally gonna go shoot up a [whatever]. It makes everybody into complete pussies who can't stand locker room banter and desensitizes already-cynical law enforcement agents and makes them give even less of a shit about legitimate and credible threats since they're constantly dealing with false alarms.

Besides, though I'd need to go digging to find out for sure, I have the sneaking suspicion that most people who really do go out and shoot places up don't openly broadcast their plans beforehand. Most of the time they just write some emo manifesto and either leave it on their desk, carry a copy on their person or post it online/email it as they walk out the door locked and loaded. Have there even been any shootings that had unmistakable early warning signs in the form of convincing and credible public posts or statements?

Then again I'm one of those assholes who still thinks it's utterly retarded that you can't make bomb jokes in airports without everyone losing their shit no matter how half-assed and obviously non-threatening you are, so what do I know? And no, I don't actually make bomb jokes in airports. I'm not that stupid. It just sucks that I can't.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Red alert, nukes inbound.
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>chicongo gets nuked, trans ppl put in gulags
Achievement Unlocked: Good Ending

 

[hereh2read]

Moocow, concerning the pronouns, I wouldn't be too concerned about it. I refer to them as Cosmo, Narcissa, He. They, She - whatever. Most of the time no thought really goes into it, and I bet it doesn't to many others either. Besides, we know Narcissa is a character and Cosmo is a dude.

 

[somecryptoneet]

Besides, though I'd need to go digging to find out for sure, I have the sneaking suspicion that most people who really do go out and shoot places up don't openly broadcast their plans beforehand. Most of the time they just write some emo manifesto and either leave it on their desk, carry a copy on their person or post it online/email it as they walk out the door locked and loaded. Have there even been any shootings that had unmistakable early warning signs in the form of convincing and credible public posts or statements?

I don't think it's typical, it has happened before (Nikolas Cruz), but usually it's pretty obvious that they are in fact violent people. Problem is that the weirdos who don't do anything don't get reported on, so people only hear about the ones who do end up killing people.

Moocow, concerning the pronouns, I wouldn't be too concerned about it. I refer to them as Cosmo, Narcissa, He. They, She - whatever. Most of the time no thought really goes into it, and I bet it doesn't to many others either. Besides, we know Narcissa is a character and Cosmo is a dude.

The name Narcissa for a narcisistic person is hilarious. For a while I thought it was a nickname that people on here had made up cause it's so awful

 

[mdr4life]

Stop that, you silly people. "Narcissa" is a lanky guy with a broken brain being slowly rotted away by his drug abuse.
"She/her/they/them/their" are not the correct pronouns for this idiot. They may be his preference, but he's wrong. Respecting troon pronouns just encourages them and that's never a good thing.


People like him never think that far ahead. Like so many other people he just reacts and lashes out immediately whenever something goes wrong instead of stopping to think -- even just a little bit -- before running his mouth and saying (and doing) stupid things he'll later regret.


Yeah, same here. This shit's even lower-tier than Brianna Wu/John Flynt's supposed "harassers" whom he breathlessly reported to the FBI for months until he finally nagged them enough that they went and talked to some dumb kid in person for a few minutes just to shut the tranny up.

I know accelerationism is a thing, but we really shouldn't be encouraging the already-insane and power-tripping US government and its law enforcement agencies to go full SWAT on every idiot who shit-talks on twitter and makes off-hand (and obviously bullshit) comments that they're totally gonna go shoot up a [whatever]. It makes everybody into complete pussies who can't stand locker room banter and desensitizes already-cynical law enforcement agents and makes them give even less of a shit about legitimate and credible threats since they're constantly dealing with false alarms.

Besides, though I'd need to go digging to find out for sure, I have the sneaking suspicion that most people who really do go out and shoot places up don't openly broadcast their plans beforehand. Most of the time they just write some emo manifesto and either leave it on their desk, carry a copy on their person or post it online/email it as they walk out the door locked and loaded. Have there even been any shootings that had unmistakable early warning signs in the form of convincing and credible public posts or statements?

Then again I'm one of those assholes who still thinks it's utterly retarded that you can't make bomb jokes in airports without everyone losing their shit no matter how half-assed and obviously non-threatening you are, so what do I know? And no, I don't actually make bomb jokes in airports. I'm not that stupid. It just sucks that I can't.

I think "most" is irrelevant here. The FBI shit the bed on several tips about Cruz, that's already been brought up. For 2 more examples, Ethan Crumbly (Detroit shooter whose parents are also being charged) openly threatened the school on Twitter the day before. While it was reported to the school and several students stayed home because of it, no one notified the police/fbi/government. Elliot Rodger made a disturbing Youtube video and e-mailed his manifesto out to 34 people before beginning his rampage. Obviously there are limits but I think as a society we'd rather the agencies follow up on things that turn out to be false alarms and prevent that handful of ones that are preventable, but that's just me.

 

[Stygian Evil]

what happened on january 15th?

why can't he stream on youtube?

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Red alert, nukes inbound.
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Disney and Universal each get their own warhead from a MIRV. Chicago gets nuked twice.

Ruckersville will be the new capitol of the City-State of CWCville. The executive mansion will be 14 Branchland Court. The legislature will be at the Game Place, which will be re-built, sans the filthy Jew Michael Snyder. Henrico County Jail will be the gulag. 40% of the surviving population and 109% of the Jewish population will be killed there; it will make Tuŏl Slêng look like a fucking Chuck E Cheese. Ian Brandon Anderson will be the first to be purged. The Fashion Square Mall will be where the upper castes live, drinking Fanta and eating McDonalds, paid by a monthly tugboat of Sonichu tokens. The Walmart and Wendy's will be where the lower castes eke out a living in the Lego mines.

The CWCki be taken offline and turned into a book, similar to the Bible. Null will be a deity, taking on a personality somewhere between Jim Jones, Pol Pot, and Pope Innocent III. The year will be declared 0 PM (Post Merge). Billy Mays will declared eternal mayor of CWCville, similar to how Kim Il Sung is eternal leader of Nork Korea. All money will be banned except for the Sonichu tokens. A social credit system will be implemented based on your Kiwifarms forum react score. People with a ratio below 1:1 will be sentenced to pay their debts sexually in the Buck Breaking Complex (BBC), formerly known as the Piedmont Valley Community College gymnasium.

Together we can make the shift from a late capitalist industrial society to a Chandlerian-Marxist Ethnostate.