Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
    4,107
There has been a glimpse of clarity in his mind.
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Is it just a glimpse? Or is reality coming down on him? If his narcissism is shattered will Narcissa die? I guess we'll have to wait and see.
 
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Farrissey said:
Your move, Cosmo.
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And when John Fucking Numbers wins his next Nintendo championship, Narcissa will decide that Nintendo hasn't had a porn scandal in a while and decide to do something about it:

I assume that will be the working title. The plot's rather simple: After Narcissa is schooled yet again by John Fucking Numbers, she notices a weird glint in his eyes as he looks at her across the room but doesn't think anything of it. That evening, while dejectedly streaming on Twitch in her bare-bones apartment, the door bursts open and in charges JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS. He grabs Narcissa, effortlessly throws her down on her dirty mattress, pins her down with his powerful forearms, and the Twitch channel is bursting with comments as JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS leans down and screams at her hoarsely:

"Who beat you so bad at the first championship that you turned into a troon? JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS HAS!"

"Ssssssssttaaaaaaahhhhhpp!" Narcissa feebly tries to resist but JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS hikes up her skimpy nightgown. He continues, yelling "And who beat you so bad at the second championship that you turned into my bitch?"

The twitch channel is currently ablaze:

ZeldaFan01: "Gee, I didn't know John Numbers was black!"

MarioHat69: "I think that guy was in Tranny Fuck-Pigs Volume 7!"

Lynnnk21f: "MarioHat69, how the hell do you know that?"

"JOHN . . . FUCKING . . . NUMBERS . . . HAS!" He flips her over and smacks her ass. "And now . . . you will receive the consolation prize! 10.1612 inches of my championship love rod! The numbers do not lie."

Narcissa turns around, sees the championship love rod of JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS, smiles, and starts taking it into her mouth. After a few minutes into the blowjob scene (as Mario Maker porn music plays in the background) she pulls her hand back and starts wincing in pain. "Owwwwwww!"

"What's wrong, baby?"

"My wrist! It's acting up again!"

Considering that two lolcows on this board have already shoved Switch controllers up various orifices, a third does softcore photoshoots, and Cosmo has already made out on stream at least once -- can this be far behind?
 
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Terence Trent D'ARPA said:
I assume that will be the working title. The plot's rather simple: After Narcissa is schooled yet again by John Fucking Numbers, she notices a weird glint in his eyes as he looks at her across the room but doesn't think anything of it. That evening, while dejectedly streaming on Twitch in her bare-bones apartment, the door bursts open and in charges JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS. He grabs Narcissa, effortlessly throws her down on her dirty mattress, pins her down with his powerful forearms, and the Twitch channel is bursting with comments as JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS leans down and screams at her hoarsely:

"Who beat you so bad at the first championship that you turned into a troon? JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS HAS!"

"Ssssssssttaaaaaaahhhhhpp!" Narcissa feebly tries to resist but JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS hikes up her skimpy nightgown. He continues, yelling "And who beat you so bad at the second championship that you turned into my bitch?"

The twitch channel is currently ablaze:

ZeldaFan01: "Gee, I didn't know John Numbers was black!"

MarioHat69: "I think that guy was in Tranny Fuck-Pigs Volume 7!"

Lynnnk21f: "MarioHat69, how the hell do you know that?"

"JOHN . . . FUCKING . . . NUMBERS . . . HAS!" He flips her over and smacks her ass. "And now . . . you will receive the consolation prize! 10.1612 inches of my championship love rod! The numbers do not lie."

Narcissa turns around, sees the championship love rod of JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS, smiles, and starts taking it into her mouth. After a few minutes into the blowjob scene (as Mario Maker porn music plays in the background) she pulls her hand back and starts wincing in pain. "Owwwwwww!"

"What's wrong, baby?"

"My wrist! It's acting up again!"

Considering that two lolcows on this board have already shoved Switch controllers up various orifices, a third does softcore photoshoots, and Cosmo has already made out on stream at least once -- can this be far behind?
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What a nice little tale
 
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I was looking at the list last night and I don't think any of the trans runners got their runs accepted. PMG isn't listed and I don't see that Bubbles person either. (I can't remember what their actual handle is, though.)

As someone suggested in another thread, it could be that the GDQ staff decided that the PMG "controversy" was a big distraction during SGDQ, and they don't want to risk having that again for this event. The event itself is too short, and the cause is too urgent and immediate to risk wasting time on arguing about fucking emojis.
 
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Farrissey said:
If you can't get into GDQ now, even as a trans, then you must've done something wrong along the way. :story:View attachment 272406
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I wonder if it has anything to do with you abusing drugs on camera, and your mind melting down on camera, screeching at almost every other person you come into contact with and generally being a toxic life form to be around?
 
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Shugo said:
I wonder if it has anything to do with you abusing drugs on camera, and your mind melting down on camera, screeching at almost every other person you come into contact with and generally being a toxic life form to be around?
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I honestly don't think his questionable behavior has much to do with it. The guy who cucked his best friend got back in because he's a good runner and can draw a crowd. Cosmo is just washed up.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
I wouldn't be surprised if timing had to do with it. Assuming he was denied on the same day he posted, it was less than 24 hours before the actual event was supposed to start.
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Maybe, but overall the timing on this event is very last minute. (Obviously out of necessity.) They closed submissions on Wednesday, I think, and announced what runs were selected last night. I don't think there's much reason to assume that he submitted it too late.
 
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Guy Smiley said:
Maybe, but overall the timing on this event is very last minute. (Obviously out of necessity.) They closed submissions on Wednesday, I think, and announced what runs were selected last night. I don't think there's much reason to assume that he submitted it too late.
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That's true, he also could have submitted earlier and only just got the notification the day of tweeting. I was really just assuming Narcissa has no foresight or ability to plan ahead and was entitled enough to think he could get accepted a day beforehand.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ. After perusing the entire thread yesterday I had an incredibly unsettling dream about Narcissmo last night. Essentially, I awoke to the pale emaciated ghoul shrieking incoherently from my closet - commanding me to donate to its Patreon, perhaps - squatting down and looking up at me. Thankfully I woke up before it could force-feed me a bottle of Soylent or something.

I think Narcissa is trying to possess me.
 
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