Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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    4,107
I think Cosmo just caught Vampirism from running Castlevania 64 too much

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It never meant anything, Cosmo. Don't get me wrong, I LIKE watching speedruns, and I appreciate that the GDQ events raise money for charity, but at the end of the day, you didn't cure AIDS, or bring peace to the Middle East. You played video games fast.
 
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Guy Smiley said:
It never meant anything, Cosmo. Don't get me wrong, I LIKE watching speedruns, and I appreciate that the GDQ events raise money for charity, but at the end of the day, you didn't cure AIDS, or bring peace to the Middle East. You played video games fast.
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I mean, he was the face of speedrunning. His streams would get 5k-10k viewers when the next highest streamer was maybe 5% of that. He basically put speedrunning on the map.

Without Cosmo, it's likely that AGDQ and the other charity streams never would have raised a dime - mostly because they wouldn't exist.
 
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Luigi said:
It meant something for him. It made him popular.

That's the drive for many lolcows.
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ThousandPointsOfLight said:
I mean, he was the face of speedrunning. His streams would get 5k-10k viewers when the next highest streamer was maybe 5% of that. He basically put speedrunning on the map.

Without Cosmo, it's likely that AGDQ and the other charity streams never would have raised a dime - mostly because they wouldn't exist.
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Both fair points. I can admit when I'm wrong.
 
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Flareon said:
ew why are his fingernails so narrow
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Because autistic manchildren who play video games all day don't do things like cuticle care and pushing back nail beds. Most trannies have awful nails (hands and feet) because, unlike girls, growing up as men they never gave it a second thought. Also, slapping bad polish on nails doesn't hide the issues it only exaggerates the grossness.

Unless your prepared for the upkeep (Cosmo is not) it's best to just have clean, trimmed, natural nails.
 
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Farrissey said:
TRANSLATION: "Holy fuck I've messed up bad, shit."
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Narcissmo isn't nearly self-aware enough for that. He knows shit's bad, but he doesn't understand why. He doesn't understand how he abandoned his fanbase in favor of crying on streams and drinking cough syrup has led to his current state.
In short, unless he realizes that he is the problem, things will never change. And they likely won't.
 
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BuckBumble said:
"I remember when it all meant something" I say as I mutilate my body, inject hormones, shave my head and ravage my mental health and psyche while crying like a manic depressive.
Gosh, where could it have possibly all gone so wrong? What a mystery.
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when you put it that way, it's almost as if his life is actually more meaningful now

but like, 9/11 meaningful instead of Christmas meaningful
 
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