💼 Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Archeopthryx]

Gotta dilate somehow

WRONG HOLE

 

[Monolith]

Did he put a lamp up his ass

 

[rabo]

Suddenly, Issac threatens suicide and people range from concerned, to freaked out, to trolling.

Cosmo gives up pretty quickly. Then he starts laughing and eating chips like a crazy person.

All of our suspicions about Cosmo being a fucking psychopath are confirmed.

Spoiler: Cool as a cucumber B)

Edit: also lol

He really doesn't give a shit huh?
If he can't get money or sex out of him, then he might as well not exist to Cosmo.

 

[Treesapsoda]

Courtesy of /u/LoginskaTroika of s&t.

 

[Strundy]

Cosmo "Everything is About Me" Wright

 

[vertexwindi]

"I just talked to someone who said it was okay to kill mentally and physically disabled people"
I don't see the problem here.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Cosmo "Everything is About Me" Wright

I believe Narcissa's mental state is degrading at a rapid rate. Months ago I'd remember Narcissa actually trying to make some sense. These days Narcissa will just enter these insane trances of verbal diarrhea.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Cosmo "Everything is About Me" Wright

Narcissa's orbiters are probably the worst people involved in all of this. That guy's mental state has degraded to the point where he's parroting the same phrases over and over while they just tell him to keep going. They'll enable him right into a suicide attempt.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Cosmo "Everything is About Me" Wright

We can grow out of the mentally disability! It does not exist! I totally do not have a problem, don't kill me! I can grow out of it! I'm Spongebob and I am sane, I am Spongebob and I am sane!

The beautiful world of being desperate and insane.

 

[Noodles&Nuggets]

Cosmo "Everything is About Me" Wright

He's starting to sound like a failed AI. Don't let the guys at Westworld hear about this.

 

[rabo]

He's starting to sound like a failed AI. Don't let the guys at Westworld hear about this.

Or like a broken record ;P

 

[Archeopthryx]

Cosmo is a badly scripted NPC.

 

[whatever I feel like]

The Self-Adoring Fan.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Cosmo is a badly scripted NPC.

that could at least be funny. Remember, I am Error?

 

[deus et ursa]

Narcissa's orbiters are probably the worst people involved in all of this. That guy's mental state has degraded to the point where he's parroting the same phrases over and over while they just tell him to keep going. They'll enable him right into a suicide attempt.

Looks more to me that the participants ham up some melodrama as a way to pass the time

 

[The Fatriarchy]

that could at least be funny. Remember, I am Error?

That's not a bad script though, that's his name.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Cosmo would be an NPC with some kind of negative sidequest. No matter how much money you give him nothing happens except you no longer have that money.

 

[GhostButt]

Not Elon Musk has a scraggly homeless man experimented on in the Venom movie and as he dies he looks just like Narci.

 

[awoo]

Cosmo would be an NPC with some kind of negative sidequest. No matter how much money you give him nothing happens except you no longer have that money.

But you'll be on The Right Side of History™

 

[whatever I feel like]

But you'll be on The Right Side of History™

Its Herstory™ you bigoted Nazi gamergator.