Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Diabeetus]

To give credit where credit is due, "Why does the Internet smell like SHIT?" is a very funny phrase. Good job, Narcissa.

 

[Fetal Alcohol Syndrome]

Until the next time Cosmo needs attention his twitter is back on private.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Until the next time Cosmo needs attention his twitter is back on private.
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Actively deleting tweets right now.

 

[GhostButt]

Why does the Internet smell like SHIT?"

"Why does the Internet smell like SHIT when I'm looking specifically at heaps of shit"

 

[Five Star Man]

Holy shit this thread (and Cosmo) blew up. I'm upset that PrincessJupiter was the only one who got a mention by name, aren't we horrible people too?

Edit: I always knew Narco was watching but rarely do cows so directly engage. S/he seems more interested in S&T than the farms, since they're a bit more vicious over there.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Aaaaand she deleted the tweets. I guess she is literally reading the thread right now, and perhaps realized “shit, these assholes have a point”

Nah, that is too optimistic

 

[PrincessHomura]

Holy shit this thread (and Cosmo) blew up. I'm upset that PrincessJupiter was the only one who got a mention by name, aren't we horrible people too?

In the end, though, aren't we all PrincessJupiter?

 

[Five Star Man]

In the end, though, aren't we all PrincessJupiter?

We could try to be, but speaking for myself, I'm not sure the requisite volume of Soylent and therapy is in the budget.

 

[PrincessHomura]

Aaaaand she deleted the tweets. I guess she is literally reading the thread right now, and perhaps realized “shit, these assholes have a point”

Nah, that is too optimistic

Extremely optimistic. He's just LARPing as a hot topic goth with more eye makeup than you knew existed.

 

[Diabeetus]

Holy shit this thread (and Cosmo) blew up. I'm upset that PrincessJupiter was the only one who got a mention by name, aren't we horrible people too?

I don't think he would do that, he is dedicated to PrincessJupiter. The last time he was in an open relationship, he started thinking he was a little girl. Surely, it wore off after a few years since the relationship ended, but I still think that sort of thing is risky. Don't encourage it.

Spoiler

 

[Graffiti canvas]

#Deathpool2019

 

[Cut my dick into pieces]

I swear that we're a lot nicer than you think we are!

 

[Strine]

I think most of us don't want to see him die crazy and homeless, even though it's becoming a foregone conclusion. He might even learn something from a visit!

 

[CrunkLord420]

The only thing exceptional about Narcissa is how deranged he is, not that pay pig Pate would dare advocate for any sort of self-improvement.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

It's not his fault he's a sociopath with violent urges, it's posts on the internet that are forcing him to act that way. But the second he regrets saying that, it's still not his fault, it's his asspatters who are "wasting their energy" by reacting to his posts. Narcissa really named himself after his own damn personality disorder.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Narcissa, why not just open an account and talk to us?

Because he only wants attention. Anyone who tries to engage with him, even by trolling, is a lolcow.

Some pages ago I suggested the same thing too, I was too naive back then. We simply should not enable his stupid behaviour.

Let the crazy talk to the wall.

 

[shartshooter]

What dimension do these people come from? Narcissa is a deranged lunatic who can't go a week without some massive breakdown and without looking like a meth addict. Jesus Christ I wish discord and twitter would get shut down already.

They're graduates of Twitter and Tumblr armchair psychology, where you pathologize everything except actual pathology.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If he puts on a hat to cover his gross thin girl hair and wears a grey hoodie and jeans people will just (correctly) think he's an unattractive, effeminate male and he won't get stared at. He doesn't have to go out in full Narcy swamp witch drag.

ETA: ? Are you implying he DOESN'T look male?

I mean Narcy is in CA so I can’t imagine presenting as tri-gender with danger hair would attract much notice but if Cosmo just didn’t slather on make-up and threw on jeans and hoodie he’d look just like thousands of other guys.

He could literally go back to being a normal guy in minutes if he wanted to. All it would take is to wash off the make up and putting on normal guy clothes. Make-up and clothes are the only feminine signifiers he has and they can be changed in minutes with soap and fresh clothes. Maybe a haircut but his hair generally looks pretty unisex.

 

[Collections Agent]

How does Narc have almost 32k followers on Twitter but only gets 0-2 likes a post

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

How does Narc have almost 32k followers on Twitter but only gets 0-2 likes a post

I'd assume most people that most people that follow it have muted it and forgotten they're still following it, or just don't give a shit about it at this point. I can only imagine most people would have run out of patience for its word vomit shitposting too.