Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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shotgun1 said:
I stand corrected. Is the route legit then?
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no clue, I've never done ocarina of time speedrunning or glitching, but there are a lot of "routes" that just need a few "problems" solved, which people are glitch searching for constantly.

It's possible 0 pause ocarina of time is made possible by this new discovery, itemless escape (from Deku tree area).

If this new trick discovered within the last few days does unlock this new speedrun category, there is probably right now a rush to find the most efficient "route" to speedrun the game. And the first person to do a good run will hold the "world record" for a while.
 
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From the description of Itemless Escape video:
"The position is precise to the ten thousands of a unit (for reference, link normally moves at 5-10 units/frame), and the angle is precise to the tenth of a degree. Therefore, the following was done using TAS tools and a saved starting coordinate. It will be realistic RTA with a good setup, but setups always come a little after the initial discovery."

I think it's very impressive that people still find this sort of stuff in a game like OoT. You'd think that 20 years after release such popular speedgame would hold no secrets to the community, but here we are.
 
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Wake me up said:
So Cosmo deletes his online stuff because he needs a "break from bad actors" and silly me imagines he's going to focus on himself and maybe try to move on with his life... and then it so happens that "moving on" to a narcissist means "going back in time ten years to when Ocarina of Time first gave him some notoriety".

I shouldn't be impressed with this level of mental rot but I actually am. Never change dude.
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They could be giving up on Transistioning as a way to be happy, and go back to just being a normal functioning person. Cosmo, I know you read things here. Trying to become a girl to obtain sympathy and affection from people isnt an answer or solution to the deeper problems that plague you. Stop doing drugs. They arent going to make toy happy and only make things worst. Stop breakdowns on camera. No one wants to be friends with someone who is constantly vomiting dumb emotional drama that they caused themselves by not seeking help and doing drugs.

So stop the drugs, see a professional for mental help, and learn a real skill so you can get a job.
 
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[V A P O R W A V E] said:
They could be giving up on Transistioning as a way to be happy, and go back to just being a normal functioning person. Cosmo, I know you read things here. Trying to become a girl to obtain sympathy and affection from people isnt an answer or solution to the deeper problems that plague you. Stop doing drugs. They arent going to make toy happy and only make things worst. Stop breakdowns on camera. No one wants to be friends with someone who is constantly vomiting dumb emotional drama that they caused themselves by not seeking help and doing drugs.

So stop the drugs, see a professional for mental help, and learn a real skill so you can get a job.
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Appealing to cows to better themselves, lol. It's not like half this thread isn't autists blubbering about how they used to enjoy watching Cosmo and giving him advice.
 
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It's like Red is back and forgot how to coherent English. It's gonna be interesting to see if and how Narcissa reacts to one of her OG orbiters returning and spewing gibberish while being high as fuck.

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Ron Jeremy said:
It's like Red is back and forgot how to coherent English. It's gonna be interesting to see if and how Narcissa reacts to one of her OG orbiters returning and spewing gibberish while being high as fuck.

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Wait "I became an egg"? Isn't that troon-speak for starting a transition? I guess we probably shouldn't be surprised with his history but damn.
 
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Cut my dick into pieces said:
Wait "I became an egg"? Isn't that troon-speak for starting a transition? I guess we probably shouldn't be surprised with his history but damn.
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That specific one you're thinking of is related to the "egg hatching" sub-community of the social media transgender community and if that's used in that context here they're using it completely fucking wrong. See the whole point of someone being deemed an "egg" is essentially them being told by the other social media transtrenders that they must also be trans, either through subtle emotional abuse or outright blatant shit. If someone says "I became an egg" it just doesn't fucking make sense unless they're using that term in some warped fucking context which I'm guessing they very much are here. I'm just as fucking confused as you are here.
 
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Lift said:
Video by Cyberdemon531

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For those unaware, Cyberdemon531 has a thread here which has been semi-active recently.

OK I wasn't going to watch this shit, this guy is fucking boring but since this is now a thread crossover between Narcissa and Cyberdemon and highlights have already been requested I went through with it.


  • He mentions "his community" even though he was banned from Twitch, has no replies on Twitter and has been documented to get around 10 viewers per stream. This short video has 500 views on YouTube, being uploaded days ago, which barely passes the meme limit of 301+ views that makes YouTube consider a video not a total absolute joke in their algorithms.
  • Covers Narcissa going away from the Internet. Is worried. Mentions Kiwi Farms, 4chan and 8chan being bad (in this order).
  • Projects himself into Narcissa by saying he thinks everyone on the web wants himself Narcissa to die.
  • Boils down all Narcissa's faults to "doing one weird video 3 years ago". Obviously is too busy replying on Twitter to the posts in his own thread here to go read on Narcissa's before making a video on her.
  • Orders every one of his non-existent webminions to go and contact Narcissa. He is OK if you don't become super-friends with her though.
  • Apparently Narcissa is the "often hailed as the pinnacle of speedrunning". His obsession with Cosmo is kinda documented on his thread.
  • Thinking Narcissa is crazy is just a circle-jerk meme done by NPCs.
  • He deeply apologizes for being one of those NPCs in the past. In the past 2 years he contacted Narcissa and apologized about it and allegedly talked about it.
  • If someone does circle-jerky meme things on any chat regarding Narcissa you are henceforth commanded to do something about it.
  • Cosmo before and after Narcissa is exactly the same person and nothing has changed. A minute later they're into "people change all the time, what's the big deal".
  • Saying "I'm not transphobic but I think Narcissa is weird" is, in fact, "extremely transphobic" :woo:
  • Both dudes look like very ugly dudes. I can't even say if the other dude is trans or not even though they look exactly alike.
  • Narcissa has been "literally bullied into suicide just because she transitioned".
  • All of this makes him sick and infuriates him. "This shit is bad".
  • It is important that you retweet his tweets :c
  • The guy says "like" at least 5 times per sentence. Such oratory very streamerlife wow.
  • Speedrunners pretend to like trans people but don't talk about what is going on with Narcissa or go the extra mile. Virtue-signaling achieved.
  • Go do something to help right now.
  • Doesn't mention planning on doing anything to help.
 
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Cyberdemon used to run a subreddit /r/speedruncelebrities (now private) where people would make fun of Narcissa. Cyberdemon called Narcissa a "faggot" around the time of the transition in response to Narcissa's bizarre behaviour. Most people left that sub for /r/samandtolki when cyber trooned out and threatened censorship.
 
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[V A P O R W A V E] said:
They could be giving up on Transistioning as a way to be happy, and go back to just being a normal functioning person. Cosmo, I know you read things here. Trying to become a girl to obtain sympathy and affection from people isnt an answer or solution to the deeper problems that plague you. Stop doing drugs. They arent going to make toy happy and only make things worst. Stop breakdowns on camera. No one wants to be friends with someone who is constantly vomiting dumb emotional drama that they caused themselves by not seeking help and doing drugs.

So stop the drugs, see a professional for mental help, and learn a real skill so you can get a job.
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There is no Cosmo, only Ghoul.
 
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