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ShortbusPrivateer said:
@Null Excuse me, Mr. Andvoid, I'm with REDACTED and I was just wondering if you had a comment about the ongoing attempts for kiwi farms to expatriate to China's most likely ally in the nuclear war they are threatening with the US?

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@Null Well that certainly explains how he got the Ooperator title.


So anyways, @Null any comment about your ongoing attempts to expatriate to Russia or your lackluster grasp on basic addition?


@Memology 101 any comments on my predictions about American civil war 2.0 arriving by July at the latest?

I bet @NulI doesn't have any comments about my predictions or his subpar math.

 
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ShortbusPrivateer said:
Null Well that certainly explains how he got the Ooperator title.

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Senior WHO official dodges questions about Taiwan’s WHO membership; praises China

A senior WHO official has raised hackles in Taiwan by appearing to dodge questions about Taiwan''s exclusion from the world health body. During an interview ...
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So anyways, Null any comment about your ongoing attempts to expatriate to Russia or your lackluster grasp on basic addition?

@Memology 101 any comments on my predictions about American civil war 2.0 arriving by July at the latest?

I bet NulI doesn't have any comments about my predictions or his subpar math.
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He's back
 
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Ban count +1.

People are still responding to his FF14 thread complaining about us. Anyway, shoutouts to Tsumdere for saying hi.

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An important note is this was Naru's post here before he got banned the last time. Comparing timestamps to his most recent ban, he lasted roughly one and a half hours without tagging Null and getting another 24 hour ban.

Sorry for the double post, but here's a highlight reel for those without the patience to sift through Naru's thread on the FFXIV forum. As an aside, there's something oddly charming about this website. It's got a very "web 1.0 forum" thing going on.

Of note, the posters of this forum actually seem level-headed. They don't like Kiwifarms, which isn't surprising, but they're disapproving at most and give extremely reasonable advice. But because they disagree with him, Naru only perceives them as supporting Kiwifarms.

Example one. Naru seems to perceive the slightest criticism as an accusation of being a schizoposter.

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Naru utilizes the Chris Chan approach to dealing with trolling.

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"If you're not with me, you're against me!"

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Naru's greatest fear: getting sniped online.

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As far as I'm aware, the crossover from the people Naru bothers on Steam to Kiwifarms is unidirectional. In other words, people who met him on Steam come to Kiwifarms, not the other way around. And I don't think the "don't bother the cows off the board" rule applies retroactively.

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Pathos! Naru was just trying to help us all along! Perhaps man is the real lolcow.

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See, now this is the kind of posts I was expecting.

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To finish, I just want to say I can't believe a user with a big chungus forum signature is giving the most appropriate reaction.

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Sorry for the double post, but here's a highlight reel for those without the patience to sift through Naru's thread on the FFXIV forum. As an aside, there's something oddly charming about this website. It's got a very "web 1.0 forum" thing going on.

Of note, the posters of this forum actually seem level-headed. They don't like Kiwifarms, which isn't surprising, but they're disapproving at most and give extremely reasonable advice. But because they disagree with him, Naru only perceives them as supporting Kiwifarms.

Example one. Naru seems to perceive the slightest criticism as an accusation of being a schizoposter.

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Naru utilizes the Chris Chan approach to dealing with trolling.

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"If you're not with me, you're against me!"

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Naru's greatest fear: getting sniped online.

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As far as I'm aware, the crossover from the people Naru bothers on Steam to Kiwifarms is unidirectional. In other words, people who met him on Steam come to Kiwifarms, not the other way around. And I don't think the "don't bother the cows off the board" rule applies retroactively.

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Pathos! Naru was just trying to help us all along! Perhaps man is the real lolcow.

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See, now this is the kind of posts I was expecting.

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To finish, I just want to say I can't believe a user with a big chungus forum signature is giving the most appropriate reaction.

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This dude was in a raid with me a few weeks back. Didn't realize it was Naru. What a fuckin' sped.
 
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You know what would be great? If some industrious Kiwi decided to pay a voice actor on Fiverr or something to read Narubot 9001's generated schizoposts...
(Paging @Probably An Autist )
(Morgan Freeman would be best, but I think that's a tad untenable...)
FatMebius said:
This dude was in a raid with me a few weeks back. Didn't realize it was Naru. What a fuckin' sped.
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Any in-game info you can give, if you still remember? Did he carry or was he a drain on the squad and all its' resources with his gaymer gurrrl character?
 
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okporpoise said:
If he has the need to hide his FFlogs because of online bullies, he was definitely hard carried. Only trash tier players hide their FFlogs from the general populace so they won't get bullied etc but that is worse than just leaving your shit parses in the open.
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The fact that he had no logs was suspicious to me. Half the raid crowd parses and uploads them, which leads to people who don't even know of FFlogs or actively use it having logs of some kind. So he's either hiding them, or he doesn't participate in the higher tier stuff.
 
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You won't be able to search a player that has their logs hidden. You can search this other 'Doog Slayer' on the Mateus server even though they have 0 logs of any content uploaded (like dungeons, for instance). The Naru Doog Slayer is on Famfrit and you can't even search him. This just says to me, and others, that he knows he's shit-tier and he is embarrassed by it, even if he says he's only doing it to hide from internet bullies.
 
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820㎌Cap said:
You know what would be great? If some industrious Kiwi decided to pay a voice actor on Fiverr or something to read Narubot 9001's generated schizoposts...
(Paging @Probably An Autist )
(Morgan Freeman would be best, but I think that's a tad untenable...)

Any in-game info you can give, if you still remember? Did he carry or was he a drain on the squad and all its' resources with his gaymer gurrrl character?
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we can use the ben shapiro bot someone linked earlier in the thread

update wise, I'm working on getting the script hosted so everyone can play around with it but 1) i'm retarded which doesn't help, 2) I don't know python very well at all and 3) the site is being a ballache and wont install my modules correctly.
hopefully later tonight i'll have it sort of working.
 
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Sorry for the double post, but here's a highlight reel for those without the patience to sift through Naru's thread on the FFXIV forum. As an aside, there's something oddly charming about this website. It's got a very "web 1.0 forum" thing going on.

Of note, the posters of this forum actually seem level-headed. They don't like Kiwifarms, which isn't surprising, but they're disapproving at most and give extremely reasonable advice. But because they disagree with him, Naru only perceives them as supporting Kiwifarms.

Example one. Naru seems to perceive the slightest criticism as an accusation of being a schizoposter.

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"I only schitzo-post 5 hours a day as an act, it's all an elaborate troll
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He should really listen to what the other weebs say, the less time he spends on the internet the less interest the farms will have in him. It also lowers the chance of him slipping up and some autists here won't follow him into Genshin Impact or whatever. But the best part about lolcows is they don't listen, they exacerbate their mental illness and all the negative attention that comes with it.

Here's to more pages you beautiful schitzo
 
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