Skitzocow Nate Spidgewood / Nathaniel Edward Speed / Nate Speed / Nathaniel43284 - Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.

Breaking news:

We've finally hit upon a way to frustrate Nate so badly on Wikia his sock spam would be beyond pointless, and I have submitted the appropriate request to Wikia to implement it.

Assuming it works out well enough, I have also lobbied they make it a feature toggleable by wiki admins, as it would allow any wiki targeted by Nate to effectively neutralize him at will.
 
Not just him, but ban-evaders in general, assuming you are referring to the setting of minimum account age times for contributions. That wouldn't necessarily be an absolute stop (people could make an account, sit on it for months, then use it to contribute) but with differences in wait times, it would spread out which wikis could be contributed to. An account used to spam a low-wait wiki could already be globally blocked before it was old enough to contribute to a long-wait wiki.

The irony about all this is if he simply made casual spread-out contributions instead of evading only to launch personal attacks (unless some of those are false flags? =/ ) there wouldn't be such ease in detecting/banning.

Can someone explain the preoccupation with Wile E. Coyote?
 
Not just him, but ban-evaders in general, assuming you are referring to the setting of minimum account age times for contributions. That wouldn't necessarily be an absolute stop (people could make an account, sit on it for months, then use it to contribute) but with differences in wait times, it would spread out which wikis could be contributed to. An account used to spam a low-wait wiki could already be globally blocked before it was old enough to contribute to a long-wait wiki.

The irony about all this is if he simply made casual spread-out contributions instead of evading only to launch personal attacks (unless some of those are false flags? =/ ) there wouldn't be such ease in detecting/banning.

Can someone explain the preoccupation with Wile E. Coyote?

I can clear up a few points.

As to the first, Nate in his mental illness claims he "cannot live" without being able to edit on wikis, yet has proven, as you put it, willing to make sleeper accounts. He is not too ill to be absolved of right and wrong, so he clearly is exaggerating and is driven to madness by impatience.

However, assuming there was a lead time before said accounts went active, given his patterns, they could be easily sussed out and preemptively eliminated before he could make use of them,and he always tends to be impatient and betray himself by other means, so I've no doubt such a method would be quite effective, but that's merely one aspect of a remedy I have discussed with Wikia Staff.

Also, most of the accounts are indeed that of Nate. He's had a few pretenders, but most tend to share the same distinctive markings Nate is known for and the fakes can be easily spotted because they fail to copy his exact patterns.

As for the last point, Nate has an odd fascination with cartoon coyotes, and early artistic efforts by him reflect an interest in drawing them. Nate has shown no indications of being a furry, or at least that is not a prevailing subculture of interest for him, but his interest in drawing such characters has been clear in his known artwork.
 
An interest in drawing furries makes someone a furfan, it's not like I'm assuming that makes him a fursuiter or anything. I think a lot of people can understand how you can grow accustomed to contributing to a website, whether a wiki, forum, imageboard, database, etc. to the point where you'd be willing to evade bans to continue adding to them... what stands out here is that rather than trying to fly under the radar, take the re-bans and try again, he tries to go out with a bang every time cussing people.

That doesn't really serve any sort of creative purpose. Even if it were the case that an initial ban was done for bad reasons, flaming the one who does it does not highlight the objects to those initial reasons, or make the complainer attractive to listen to. Even for those prone to playing devil's advocate, there's no bone thrown.
 
Just got an update from Wikia:

They will be rolling out the anti-Nate measures ASAP, and more amusingly, Nate actually wrote up the Wikia Staff to bitch and moan and demand to be let back in.

Wikia Staff informed me they gave Nate an explicit BTFO, as in, to quote what I was told:

"We actually got a complaint from them about this earlier today, and I told them in no uncertain terms that they are not welcome anywhere on FANDOM."
 
Things to the effect of "go somewhere else and leave us alone" really trigger Nate. I'd love to be a fly on the wall for his explosion of butthurt.
 
looks like nate is at it again on TV Tropes. he's freaking out over this page

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Main.FigureItOutYourself

Reason: STOP FUCKING REVERTING, YOU EVIL UNSTOPPABLE SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU AGAIN)

and

Reason: THAT DOES IT, I'M GONNA POUND YOU GOOD, YOU EVIL UNSTOPPABLE SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR REVERTING AGAIN)
 
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looks like nate is at it again on TV Tropes. he's freaking out over this page

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Main.FigureItOutYourself

Reason: STOP FUCKING REVERTING, YOU EVIL UNSTOPPABLE SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU AGAIN)

and

Reason: THAT DOES IT, I'M GONNA POUND YOU GOOD, YOU EVIL UNSTOPPABLE SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR REVERTING AGAIN)
That reads like one of his threats on Wikipedia.

STOP F*CKING REMOVING THAT PRODUCTION DEALS SECTION THREATENING TO BLOCK ME AND CALLING ME A "VANDAL" OR I'LL FRIGGIN POUND YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL DIE, YOU STUPID ASS MOTHERF*CKING WIKIPEDIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

I would love to see him actually try to punch someone.
 
That reads like one of his threats on Wikipedia.

STOP F*CKING REMOVING THAT PRODUCTION DEALS SECTION THREATENING TO BLOCK ME AND CALLING ME A "VANDAL" OR I'LL FRIGGIN POUND YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL DIE, YOU STUPID ASS MOTHERF*CKING WIKIPEDIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

I would love to see him actually try to punch someone.

He's a twig. He'd end up breaking his arm.
 
That reads like one of his threats on Wikipedia.

STOP F*CKING REMOVING THAT PRODUCTION DEALS SECTION THREATENING TO BLOCK ME AND CALLING ME A "VANDAL" OR I'LL FRIGGIN POUND YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL DIE, YOU STUPID ASS MOTHERF*CKING WIKIPEDIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

I would love to see him actually try to punch someone.

I have it on good authority IRL he's an utter coward.

This internet tough guy shit is in part because, much like Chris, he's a magical thinker who believes he's doing real damage voicing his wishes out loud.
 
natepunchesyouintheface.png

A little something I whip up on Nate's role-play punches.
 
You may have won the battle but you've most likely not won the war yet my Supreme wiki warrior

He'll be back, it's not like his parents know how to parent and would punish him for acting up.

i know. when he gets busted for doing stupid shit that attracts too much attention, he goes into hiding and goes silent for an extended period of time. when he emerges, we'll be ready

be vigilant gentlemen. he could pop up anywhere. always be prepared for his insanity.
 
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