Nebula / Standard Broadcast LLC - A Creator-Owned Streaming Service

arent hot dogs already instant?
The video was pretty neat, they explain that hot dogs come cooked from the factory, but aren't a very pleasant way to eat them.
The project is intentional overkill, like a rocket propelled chainsaw. They mixed down thermite to make it less reactive and put the "cooker" on the bottom of a tube, which flash boils the hot dog.

Aside from the venting issue, you could probably sell this at gun/boat shows to a very receptive audience. It's a fantastic novelty.
(The gas has to vent from the thermite, but they kind of gloss over it. You see a sticker and some exhaust, but they kinda half assed that part.)
 
I have the video archived but I want to refrain from uploading it until there is a need or more interest. If this is not the correct approach I can upload it, just lmk either way.

Video regarding James Somerton. The video maker, Jessie, is incredibly vague throughout and mentions an NDA with Nebula multiple times. They also state that Nebula is funding their film project.

Starting at 4:48:
- Nebula creators have NDA with the service
- Somerton tried getting onto Nebula.
- There is an unofficial Nebula creator Discord server, (might not exist anymore?)
- Somerton's comments on Nebula caused friction between himself and Jessie
- Nebula is "very queer"
- Nebula creators upset about Somerton's representation of the platform

My instinct regarding the Nebula aspect of Somerton's "exposal" seems to be bearing fruit. Even with someone he had a personal report with, the Nebula issue was a major component of the discussion and is frontloaded in the video. It is LITERALLY, the first 50% of this video.
 
They're both extremely niche services, both heavily liberal (Dropout is safe "comedy" that puts trigger warnings and pronoun checks onscreen constantly) and both claim to magically be making a TON of money with no proof.
For those unaware, Dropout used to be the early Youtube comedy giant Collegehumor, hence the similar naming theme. They used to be decently edgy at the time as was more of the trend, though of course with the typical much more moderate liberal slant. As we got closer to current year they continually lost relevance as more people began to be able to compete with their budgets/production value and they themselves got more wokified. Their rebrand officially took place in September last year (A) though I could swear they'd already changed their channel name(s) earlier than that.

Here's what their channel looks like when you search College Humor on YT now, with part of their cope-worthy description.
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Every single creator I've ever seen associate themselves with nebula except "The Closer Look" ended up outing themselves as a massive faggot eventually. (literally, metaphorically or intellectually, sometimes all 3)

By this point everytime I see a new creator I like shill nebula I instantly get put into nooticer mode and do a double take on all their past content.
 
Moral of the Lesson: Why the fuck are you paywalling your content behind a "dedicated streaming service"? You aren't Kanye. Hell, very few people would get the Ye app to listen to his music because they aren't nigger dickriders. If you make content about the Internet, especially gay commentary about True and Correct xeno-pronoun usage it should be free on the Internet so we can all make fun of you while you tie your rope.
 
I’m dealing with IRL stuff and health issues so it’s low on my priority list unfortunately :/
Ah I see, I understand completely.
Seriously what is with these ridiculous platforms and getting 10s of millions of dollars Josh keeps Kiwi farms running on a shoestring budget
let's make the assumption that curiosity stream got 20% there's no way in hell nebula is worth $100 million
ESG is a big cushion for these companies, which has been elaborated on earlier in this thread... Here's to hoping those investments fail and that these companies are unable to keep pushing their agendas
 
The financial health of Nebula is questionable at the moment. Sure, they moved Wendover Productions' Sam Denby to Chief Content Officer last year and in March 2024 announced (link/archive) that they have a slew of original content in development as well as the creation of Nebula News with Jack Kelly of TDLR as News Director. They also seem to be promoting Philosophy Tube rather heavily as their preeminent tranny, which is certainly a choice. However, their minority partner Curiosity Stream reported their full year 2023 numbers in March 2024 and specifically note an equity loss of $2.3M as an impairment charge from their investment in Watch Nebula LLC.
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According to Investopedia, "an impairment charge is a process used by businesses to write off worthless goodwill. These are assets whose value drops or is lost completely, rendering them completely worthless." So not only did Curiosity Stream lay off a bunch of people in 2023, they also lost money on their investment in Nebula due to a loss in asset value. Given that Nebula only started with about $51.1M in capital and seed money, those kind of losses add up quickly.

Nebula got one infusion of venture capital in 2023 but have two other late stage VC suckers still in process from last year per Pitchbook.
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2023 did give them a subscriber bump when Lindsay Ellis returned to the scary Internet with the announcement that she would be exclusively producing content for Nebula and encouraging her Patreon paypigs to join Nebula instead (though she did promise her paypigs they would have access to the Nebula content for free, which didn't actually work for most people). The company claims to have tripled their customer base and to have high retention as well (from the press release linked in the first paragraph).
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Given that they were giving away annual memberships for less than $15/yr last year through their creators, that's not too surprising and the real test will be their retention after those memberships expire. Despite this rosy public outlook, most of their content creators still make the bulk of their income on YouTube and Patreon because they aren't releasing their content exclusively on Nebula. Mid-range creators like Bright Sun Films barely even mention their Nebula partnership in their main channel videos anymore, while lower tier creators like Todd in the Shadows started out the partnership with sponsorships with SkillShare and the like but have devolved only to shilling Nebula itself and their new lifetime membership of $300. Not a great sign when a company is pushing to get a quick infusion of cash from the existing customer base in Q1.

Nebula's CEO, sole board member and last remaining founder Dave Wiskus is shady and seems to want to be a name himself rather than a corporate head, having his own podcast. He's smug and talks to smug guests like the aforementioned Ms. Ellis. His ego, bolstered by the certainty that he and the Nebula stable are in fact smarter than you, peasant, will probably be the company's downfall alongside the venture capital money drying up IMO.

The James Somerton debacle showed that 1) all the Nebula creators talk to each other and will happily collude/brigade against a wrongthinker and 2) Nebula will absolutely lock it down to keep their customers from seeing anything but the content monkeys being marketable. There is definitely milk here, but their private status makes it difficult to extract without inside data.
 
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Nebula got one infusion of venture capital in 2023 but have two other late stage VC suckers still in process from last year per Pitchbook.
But I thought Nebula didn't want venture capital money!
Dave Wiskus said:
I’ve never been less worried about the future of Nebula. I’d just much rather answer to the creators and the audience than to venture capitalists.
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Dave Wiskus said:
Venture capitalists hit us up constantly. We don’t want to do that. We’re much more interested in building this with you.
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Dave Wiskus said:
Rather than take a loan or take investment from venture capitalists, we decided to experiment with lifetime memberships as a way to let the audience themselves place a bet on us.
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Good shit @Ninon42, this should definitely go in the OP @Doubly Punished Snigger.
 
Anyone knows in detail who is this Dave Wiskus guy?, From what it seems he must be one of those highly influential people that works behind the curtains , he has invited some notable Youtubers on his podcast that is oddly seen by nobody , must have some good connections an in depth knowledge in corporate management from all of his nebula shenanigans and is apparently the manager of several (mostly bread)Youtubers , is not very active on social media and if he had previous internet activity it must been deleted to hide anything related to an edgy past, so in my personal conclusion we are dealing with a very smart SJW
 
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