need help dealing with troon at work

[Chicken of the woods]

Introduce your own custom pizza called The Pooner.

It could have random meat, arranged to look a bit like a sausage.

 

[Slobs]

It's OK you like anime, soon you will be tranbesties! A trannemy to cuddlefren transbuddy!
...ZOMG it would be so cute if you got matching trans my hero academia pins, he could be the blonde guy and you can be the yandere! XD
BTW where can I subscribe to your blog? I would love to hear more about your day at work I think your epic ^___^

 

[Hassou Tobi]

If it gets really bad you can always ask your manager to place you on shifts when the pooner isn’t working.

But mostly just ignore her and only give one or two word answers like “I see” will make her leave you alone eventually. They thrive on attention (negative or positive) that’s why she tried to pick a fight about something innocent like mentioning your grandmother.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Do you work in the same part (ex. cashier, kitchen) of the restaurant as her? If you don't it gives you plausible deniability you are avoiding her if you keep to your work. I suggest you just build a friend wall around you so you don't have to interact. Always be talking with someone else.
I had this very uncomfortable experience in my last job about avoiding someone because she started to date one of my aisle buddies but she kept crossing me without talking to me and I quit because it was driving me insane. I learned second hand all of their drama and I was either seeing her or hearing of her every second. Lass was ok, just not particularly hard working and knew how to make others do shit for her. I wrote her a letter to apologize for avoiding her because I understood I live in a town of retards that cant read the room.
If I get invited to the Christmas party I'm fully expecting things to be stressful for me.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

She’s a woman, so just completely ignore her and only talk if needed for your job. That drives attention whores nuts and they can’t do shit about it.

 

[gampboonerisms]

That little girl will seethe the most over you being comfortable with yourself. Ignore her and stand tall. I can't tell you how many people got pissed off at me for standing up straight and knowing more than they did.

 

[DumbDude43]

She’s a woman, so just completely ignore her and only talk if needed for your job. That drives attention whores nuts and they can’t do shit about it.

yep, this is the solution
do not engage, no not react, do not answer questions except when strictly necessary for work

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Tell her you're gay. Get her to fall in love with you. Start a relationship and fuck the transgender right out of her.

 

[libRT]

Introduce your own custom pizza called The Pooner.

It could have random meat, arranged to look a bit like a sausage.

should just be cooked dough with a broken sausage to represent how broken and empty they are.

Better yet he should make one and leave it in the breakroom with a title card that says "The pooner - You will never be a man"

 

[bloodyexplosion]

Most, not if all pooners poon out for attention. This is why they dye their hair, chop off their tits and give themselves "fun shaped nipples", name themselves "moss" "arson" or "sock", have weird ass pronouns that are hard to follow, and make every conversation about trannyism or gay people. Just ignore her, sometimes they WANT to start controversial discourse about tranny shit to feel more ~oppressed~ when someone kindly disagrees with them. She wants attention, don't give it to her.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Violence is the ONLY answer.

 

[Haram Habibi]

Not only should you just go "I see" or "hmm" when she speaks.....walk away if you can. Or start talking to another co-worker/customer, go off to the supply cabinet, anything but stick around so she can keep babbling at you.

Eventually she'll get the hint.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What is it with fucking Pooners working in food related jobs?
I had to stop going to my favorite sandwich shop because they hired one.
I don't want a fucking Fujo handling my food ffs. They have terrible hygeine and I don't want to think what she's doing with her hands when she's on breaks. Plus I doubt a Fujo bothers to wash them afterwards.

I agree with the Greyrocking OP, also maybe remember the "My esteemed colleague" guy another troon was complaining about in another thread.
Look into malicious compliance.
Theres a way to deal with them without fuelling their fetish and thats what makes them seeth the most, you're not playing along with their bullshit, but you're not being rude either so they can't play victim.
Also Peaches was right about maybe letting your supervisor know she's making customers feel awkward with her oversharing and talking about her medical shit all the time.

I don't why any employer would hire one tbh. I know I wouldn't.

 

[Not A Bunny]

I agree with the advice "ignore", and "do not engage", with a double heaping of, "this person is making people uncomfortable". Stress the hell out of the business aspect and keep emotions out of it. Your manager doesn't want to have to deal with interpersonal drama, but if my experience is anything to go by, they have to report earnings to whoever owns the joint, and anyone above your manager cares a great deal about THAT.

If engagement is unavoidable, keep every negative transaction in writing. I know this sounds like a lot for your job, but from experience (she wasn't trans, just a nasty little wannabe mean girl that multiple people told me had it out for me), this person may try and twist any interaction into you being the enemy, and trust me, it doesn't take a smart person to be a good manipulator.

I don't why any employer would hire one tbh. I know I wouldn't.

It is a fervent wish of mine that people would start saying: "What you call transphobia is the the rest of us not interested in putting up with drama whores. Maybe if the transes stopped acting like they're the only ones on the planet with problems, people wouldn't reject you."

 

[Pee Cola]

idk how busy it gets at OP's workplace, but if the greyrocking doesn't work, just telling her that you can't talk because you're busy should do it.

If OP and the pooner are together on a quiet shift, OP should volunteer to do as much cleaning or other work as possible just get away from her. Heck, cleaning the bathroom sounds like it'd be more fun than listening to some girlsperg crapping on about tranime. As an added bonus, OP might pick up a few extra shifts based on their work ethic at the pooner's expense.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

somehow she got onto the topic of ww3 and how trump was going to put transgenders in concentration camps

this can't happen soon enough as far as I'm concerned

 

[Runescape Sperg]

Everybody referring to this guy as "she", "her", "they", and "them" (including the OP) is partially responsible for the troon apocalypse we are now facing.

Nothing will improve before we reclaim our language.

If you want to be transphobic do it right. You bring shame to proud tranny haters such as myself

 

[The Tall Man]

Allude to other staff and management that you are concerned for her mental health, always take the opportunity if she does something slightly weird to interpret it in the worst most insane light and act concerned.
Sneak TTD memes into the workplace, like stickers with troonjaks on them, or use sharpie to write any of the anti-troon memes on places she will see and a customer could get access to.
She will be acting more and more unhinged, until management is fed up.

PS Don't be a retard and get caught, think of the cameras.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

The next time anime is brought up, find a way to worm "Ovary da" into it. Make it all innocuous and shit.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Sneak TTD memes into the workplace, like stickers with troonjaks on them, or use sharpie to write any of the anti-troon memes on places she will see and a customer could get access to.

already implied but ^^THIS and just make sure none of it can be traced back to you. make it look like some asshole customer is doing it, avoid the surveillance cameras and use latex gloves if you have to