need help dealing with troon at work

[y a t s]

I agree with not entertaining her bullshit; it's the only way to deal with a narcissist. Obviously don't be plainly dismissive, but a plausibly deniable "mhmm", "o rly?", etc. along with just saying you have something to do and can't chat is the best way to go. She will come up with a bunch of crazy stories to rationalize why you wouldn't want to be her bestie, none of which would be sane enough to get you fired.

I can't tell you how many people got pissed off at me for standing up straight and knowing more than they did.

It's weird how true this is. My posture once got me yelled at during a funeral

What is it with fucking Pooners working in food related jobs?
I had to stop going to my favorite sandwich shop because they hired one.
I don't want a fucking Fujo handling my food ffs. They have terrible hygeine and I don't want to think what she's doing with her hands when she's on breaks. Plus I doubt a Fujo bothers to wash them afterwards.

They are people who see themselves as dead-ends, so they never spend any time working on building useful or profitable skills. Hence, fast food.
That also means they never take basic care of themselves, leading to the aforementioned hygiene issues. I can personally attest that multiple trannies I have had the misfortune of putting up with never washed their hands even once, and it was very easy to tell from a distance.

 

[The King of Squats]

What is it with fucking Pooners working in food related jobs?
I had to stop going to my favorite sandwich shop because they hired one.
I don't want a fucking Fujo handling my food ffs. They have terrible hygeine and I don't want to think what she's doing with her hands when she's on breaks. Plus I doubt a Fujo bothers to wash them afterwards.

I agree with the Greyrocking OP, also maybe remember the "My esteemed colleague" guy another troon was complaining about in another thread.
Look into malicious compliance.
Theres a way to deal with them without fuelling their fetish and thats what makes them seeth the most, you're not playing along with their bullshit, but you're not being rude either so they can't play victim.
Also Peaches was right about maybe letting your supervisor know she's making customers feel awkward with her oversharing and talking about her medical shit all the time.

I don't why any employer would hire one tbh. I know I wouldn't.

dude. she smells like actual shit. wears the same exact shirt every single day. named herself after her favorite character on her shirt. apparently before i worked there she had a mental breakdown and locked herself in the bathroom for 30 minutes, no idea how the fuck she still has the job. huge liability imo, i wouldnt hire a troon either,

 

[countrybumpkin]

i've never heard of the term grayrocking until now. thats a pretty good idea. maybe then she will probably get the point. i usually just nod my head and listen but i might just ignore altogether or something

It works. I've implemented it multiple times (with different people) and most got bored and stopped bothering me. The others escalated and ended up fucking themselves with their own insanity. It was glorious!

 

[The Tall Man]

I don't know how insane the place you live in is about harassment and hate speech, so just in case if you print out stickers of TTD memes do it at a photocopying shop and pay in cash. And if you want to be epic and hide your identity do it by wearing blackface.

 

[generic sauce]

Just be hyper masculine around her and remind her that she will never be a man. Just subtle shit like tossing the incoming delivery shit at her like its nothing and be like "bro sorry thought you had that man".

 

[Constellationzero]

i mean yeah i guess it was a little insensitive of me to say that while she was around but still. i feel like troons just want to be the center of attention a lot and only care about themselves.

1. No, it isn't insensitive. Because if we're going there, then poon is constantly, persistently, relentlessly insensitive. Refer to your own post about every single time so far when it was.

2. Yes, they fucking do. They are not interested in transitioning. Transitioning has a terminus. Resulting in: opposite sex. Opposite sex means they are now

STRAIGHT.

Poonz and troonz is not a fucking sexuality. They want it to be because all they want to be in trans. Otherwise, how can they beller and blubber constantly and cry bully while oppressing everyone as they screech they are oppressed.

Find your Little Caesars/Chuck E. Cheese/Gumby's/Papa Johns/whatever 1-800 number for HR and report the poon.

@Dutch Courage , I'll split the difference:

She/him/it

SHIT

 

[generic sauce]

1. No, it isn't insensitive. Because if we're going there, then poon is constantly, persistently, relentlessly insensitive. Refer to your own post about every single time so far when it was.

2. Yes, they fucking do. They are not interested in transitioning. Transitioning has a terminus. Resulting in: opposite sex. Opposite sex means they are now

STRAIGHT.

Poonz and troonz is not a fucking sexuality. They want it to be because all they want to be in trans. Otherwise, how can they beller and blubber constantly and cry bully while oppressing everyone as they screech they are oppressed.

Find your Little Caesars/Chuck E. Cheese/Gumby's/Papa Johns/whatever 1-800 number for HR and report the poon.

Reporting people is for faggots, bully them outta the workplace and hopefully they kill themselves.

 

[The King of Squats]

you know at first when i created this post i was trying to find ways to deal with the tranny but after seeing some of the replies driving her fucking insane sounds really funny for some reason

 

[Procrastinhater]

dude. she smells like actual shit. wears the same exact shirt every single day. named herself after her favorite character on her shirt. apparently before i worked there she had a mental breakdown and locked herself in the bathroom for 30 minutes, no idea how the fuck she still has the job. huge liability imo, i wouldnt hire a troon either,

I can imagine, the Testosterone makes them sweat like pigs because its at a level womens bodies aren't evolved for, and they rarely shower.
Plus it makes their woman parts atrophy, its been described as smelling like a mix of rotten tuna and burning rubber.
There's a reason I don't want a Pooner handling my sandwiches.
If she's that bad a trick pathologists and LEO's use when they have to deal with ripe bodies is to rub a small amount of vapor rub under their nostrils, you don't have to go over board with it, a tiny bit will do. The idea is to block the smell for yourself, not have other people know you're using it.

 

[The King of Squats]

1. No, it isn't insensitive. Because if we're going there, then poon is constantly, persistently, relentlessly insensitive. Refer to your own post about every single time so far when it was.

2. Yes, they fucking do. They are not interested in transitioning. Transitioning has a terminus. Resulting in: opposite sex. Opposite sex means they are now

STRAIGHT.

Poonz and troonz is not a fucking sexuality. They want it to be because all they want to be in trans. Otherwise, how can they beller and blubber constantly and cry bully while oppressing everyone as they screech they are oppressed.

Find your Little Caesars/Chuck E. Cheese/Gumby's/Papa Johns/whatever 1-800 number for HR and report the poon.

yeah. she hasnt done any type of hormones. just fat as fuck and really short hair. i forgot to mention she is ftm and has a boyfriend. so basically just a straight woman stuck in delusions. i mean if i was transitioning id at least like the opposite sex

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

You have failed to integrate the pooner into your proper male work environment. You also seem to have failed to create said environment, remember a good work environment starts with the man in the mirror! Tell her that.

And you must also respect the indigenous macho pizza-culture, you need to act like greasy horny italo-bros, all the time. Start by giving each other insulting nicknames, hers can be Zippertits.

You need to be her confident Chad role model, like a big brother. Compliment every woman, all the time, and playfully insult every man jokingly. (And Zippertits is a dood remember, expect the same of her!)

But try and be supportive, tell Zippy she doesn't suck that hard once in a while and call her "Bro" or something.

Best of luck and keep us updated!

 

[The Tall Man]

you know at first when i created this post i was trying to find ways to deal with the tranny but after seeing some of the replies driving her fucking insane sounds really funny for some reason

That is also the fastest way to get rid of her.
If you are going to anonymously bully her, make sure everyone thinks you actually like her.

 

[The King of Squats]

That is also the fastest way to get rid of her.
If you are going to anonymously bully her, make sure everyone thinks you actually like her.

thatll probably be the easy part. im overly nice to everyone at work anyways

 

[sheepworldvizor]

She sounds like trooning is her special interest.

Don’t have to say anything, just be an actual man. Do some pushups during quiet times. She won’t be able to do any.
She wants to sperg about anime, so move conversation to sport or cars.

 

[Constellationzero]

Reporting people is for faggots, bully them outta the workplace and hopefully they kill themselves.

Yes, I am a lesbian faggot. Thank you for noticing.

@nigger steak sandwich

I 100% agree with gray rocking and fucking hard with the poon. Forgive me, I'm an old woman, but I have to agree with the most hilarious option.
Plus--no reporting needed. Poon will report itself. Early and often.

Have fun!

DON'T GET CAUGHT.

@sheepworldvizor : Turn that conversation to Shelby Mustangs, Plymouth Furies, and GTO's. Talk about cruising and vintage car shows.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I don't know how insane the place you live in is about harassment and hate speech, so just in case if you print out stickers of TTD memes do it at a photocopying shop and pay in cash. And if you want to be epic and hide your identity do it by wearing blackface.

hell, you can still wear a facemask post-COVID, perfectly legit. just get some weird thrift-store clothes you'd never wear usually, hide your hair under a knit cap, and wear a facemask.

 

[The Tall Man]

thatll probably be the easy part. im overly nice to everyone at work anyways

That's good, acting concerned about her mental health wouldn't be out of character then.

Here you go champ

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/

@Billy Bob Dick BlackFace > FaceMask

 

[Fapcop]

@nigger steak sandwich

Allow me to help you. Troons are like a hive mind and once you seen one, you basically know how the next will act.

1: Misgender them. They know they’re not a man/woman deep inside, and you’re presenting them with their greatest fear.

It doesn’t have to be straight anything edgy, just “slips of the tongue” and casual: “Hey, can you gals help me out for a second.”

The FTM is likely to avoid you, once you’ve misgendered her the first couple of times.

2: Troons hate being ignored more than anything, so don’t engage.

“Trump will put us all on concentration camps!”

“Okay!”

“That guy just MISGENDERED me!”

“Okay!”

“So anyways I’ve been accepted for CHESTSURGERY!”

“Okay!”

Don’t engage, just give them the passive acknowledgment of the fact that they said something like “cool!” Or “okay”.

It’ll drive them bonkers, and they’ll likely find someone else to troondump on.

If you want to be more aggressive, you cal always try with a more direct: “Ok, I don’t care”. Troons, no matter their gender are sympathy and empathy sponges. They’re not used to anyone who doesn’t coddle them, and will avoid you.

Now it’s important that you don’t appear aggressive or mean. Troons are also snakes, so expect her to try and cry for sympathy with coworkers/your boss, the minute you don’t bend over backwards for her.

(Don’t worry, they’ll likely have her pegged as well.)

So when she starts to talk troonshit and you say: “Ok, I don’t really care about that stuff!” Do so with friendly smile.

When you “Okay” her, do so with a distracted but good natured tone. Basically treat her like a toddler who’s annoying you while you’re putting away groceries.

And do report back!

 

[Cougar Pump]

i've never heard of the term grayrocking until now. thats a pretty good idea. maybe then she will probably get the point. i usually just nod my head and listen but i might just ignore altogether or something

It's just about maintaining the absolute minimum of interaction, basically starve them out from absolutely any information or engagement that they will feed off. Do this consistently over time and they will have no material to use for any kind of ammunition or a 'blow out' against you. Most importantly, you never let on to them that you are doing this.

 

[Fapcop]

She sounds like trooning is her special interest.

Don’t have to say anything, just be an actual man. Do some pushups during quiet times. She won’t be able to do any.
She wants to sperg about anime, so move conversation to sport or cars.

Also sounds like a good opportunity to engage in some toxic masculinity.

“Hey Zippertits, did you see those milkers on that chick? Wouldn’t mind taking her out in the fridge and just fuck the goddamn fuck outta her! You know really pound that broad until she begs me to put a baby in her! You know what I mean, right dood?”
*HARD BACKSLAP*

You may make her so gendereuphoric she’ll go pale and start shaking.

I kid, it’s work and all. But since pooners usually hate all actual manly interests, you may want to play up things like cars and sport.

If she starts to talk about anime shit, just say “Nah man, that’s for little kids, I’m not eight!” Or “Nah bro, that’s gay.”