need help dealing with troon at work

[Kiwi & Cow]

Talk to her non-stop about Harry Potter and how much of a genius JK is. Every day tell her which of the Harry Potter houses she would belong to but change the house up every day. Just be super autistic Harry Potter superfan to her and watch the fun ensue.

This, but unironically. And if the troon goes full commie philosophist on you by explaining why liking Harry Potter is exactly like genociding trannies then either play ignorant or say "I like the art, not the artist" playing off the death of the author. Most people still like Harry Potter, so that's a lukewarm take for most ppl except trannies.

By the time you're done dude will be seething so hard he will never try to small talk with you ever again.

 

[Kilo Riley]

insert that guy posting about fucking the tomboy back into her here.

Jokes aside, just ignore her as best you can. Either that, or just straight up tell her when she starts something with you that you're not fucking interested in socializing. Don't be a dick about it, but 'I'm busy' or 'I'm working on something right now' usually gets people off my ass.

 

[I Hate Anime Avatars]

Try talking sports, ask her opinion on the latest football game, or golf, hockey, baseball etc. I've head anecdotes of that putting pooners on the back foot since they know as "men" they should know about it but don't. Or if that doesn't work just get a really autistic hobby like model trains and talk about it constantly, that puts most women off and makes pooners insecure.

 

[Dysnomia]

i told her they are teenagers and you shouldnt be "shipping" characters unless its intended to be like that

Don't get into shipping wars with anything even remotely aligned with crazy. Just nod along to their ship and move on. It's easier that way. The pooner probably followed the fujo to pooner pipeline. Any anime with at least two cute male characters will attract fujos like the plague. A lot of the fan content is fujo oriented and she probably expects everyone else to see it that way.

My advice is to delete the anime wallpaper. Put something neutral like a nature scene, cats ect... Even a solid color. And the next time you end up working with a tranny please remember this: Power level hidden at all times. No exceptions.

 

[Procrastinhater]

My advice is to delete the anime wallpaper.

This is good advice even without the Pooner situation. If theres one thing I've learned from multiple threads on this Forum, is nothing good comes from Anime.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I agree with others on completely ignoring her. Vague answers like "k, sure" etc. If shes talking to you about something that is not workplace appropriate just tell her straight up "I dont think that's appropriate for work" if it continues tell management.

Every time she walks near mention smell "I need to tell the manager something smells festering" since you said she stinks.

 

[Product Placement]

how straight is eww and shit.

Put a HR complaint in, that is discrimination based on sexual orientation.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

As much as it would be fun to fuck with her directly, don't. And whatever you do or don't do, (ignore, report to boss or HR) proceed with extreme caution. Pooners are touchy, unpredictable, manipulative and vengeful. And you don't know who or where her allies are.

As a precaution, document everything she says or does. Start today. Just tap a few notes into an email to yourself on your lunch breaks. What she says and does, and who witnessed. Be discreet! If the day comes where you're sat down by HR or the boss to defend yourself, you'll be ready with verifiable information. The paranoid and prepared survive.

 

[Diapershit]

When there's a major work sperg in my life I just make sure to be as quiet and short with them as I can until they take the hint and interact with me less. I had terrible shifts at my last job with sped partners who never shut up, and I feel like the only thing that takes the wind out of their sales is just ignoring them. Not sure how easy this will be at your specific job, of course.

 

[MajorKurewsky]

Calling an obvious man her, there is your problem. It is that you both does not seem to possess balls.

 

[Swole McPole]

Every time she walks near mention smell "I need to tell the manager something smells festering" since you said she stinks.

"It smells like a rat crawled into a tight orifice and died."

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Every time she walks near mention smell "I need to tell the manager something smells festering" since you said she stinks.

I like this, every time she comes near make a face and say "You smell that?? Is there garbage that we forgot to take out?" and start spraying Febreze or Windex around.

 

[Niggergante]

Express to your manager that you heard her discussing controversial politics with customers and that you fear that they'd stay away because of it. Alternatively, tell her politely that you'd rather not discuss her personal life.

 

[Hrafn]

Grey rocking is the best method imo, but documenting any silly bullshit she pulls is also a good idea in case you need to have a word with management. As well -

i had an anime wallpaper on my phone and tranny begins talking about how some of the characters should be gay. i told her they are teenagers and you shouldnt be "shipping" characters unless its intended to be like that, and then she started talking about how straight is eww and shit.

If this happens again, respond with the following:
"Why are you so interested in the love lives of underage boys, are you some kind of pedophile or something? That's fucking gross, dude, you should be ashamed of yourself. "

Pooner will not be able to respond to that and may end up freezing because of the cognitive dissonance.

For well adjusted people reading (not weebs like me and OP), a huge amount of popular gay male anime pairings come from shonen anime, especially ones that are currently airing. The main character of My Hero Academia which is a pooner favourite and often one half of some of the most popular pairings of the series lauded by yaoifags, is 15 years old. Pooner has no defence here if this is the case.

 

[cybertoaster]

She identifies as male so as per Roman custom you should fuck her in the ass to assert domination.

Warning: she might fall in love with you and/or give you AIDS.

 

[fuckidunno]

Just tell him the anime characters can't be "gay" (use airquotes) b/c they are part of an enbiverse...a universe so non-binary even all the particles are neutrons. So that concept doesn't even exist (if you have to , you can amplify how it's an allegory for current binarnormativity...If they counter with they use he/she identifiers mention how it's a non-gender-descriptive self-chosen honorifics that are used to subver the normie expectations and a repopsosing of tools of opression)

make sure to stress that you are educating them that assigning these characters gender-based orientations comes from a place of normie privilege
if the aren't Asian also remind them that imposing that sort of narrative requirement on an artist from another culture is coming off a little bit (hold your arms abt 3ft apart as a measurement) racist

At which point you request they don't speak to you as they are triggering of your substantial history of past traumas.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I agree with everyone saying grayrocking is your best bet.

Next best option is forming a protection gang at work. I am sure you not are the only person who finds lil' pooner the most annoying coworker. Back when I worked in service sector we all had one aggressively bad and annoying coworker (not a person of gender, just an overly chatty awkward and entitled femcel) we all hated so we came up with a system where no one would be alone with her. One time she invited all of us to her birthday party and not a single person came lol but I digress.

HOWEVER,
If you are like me and sometimes just can't help yourself from a bit of trolling, here is what I would do:

If in a conversation, preferably with a third party person where the Gayden can overhear you, the subject of dating or social media comes up, say: "My gay friend says Grindr is just filled with women these days. He hates it and is looking for an alterative to avoid that.'

I promise you this will get a reaction, but since your just relaying it, not saying it yourself, you can easily be like 'oh yeah I dont agree thats just what he said to me'

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Just roll your eyes and go "psst, these fujoshis" then ignore her and go do something else

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I suggest fighting CWC style
Wait for her to talk about your anime again and put on your best mildly-retarded face (hint stare at a point halfway between you and them so you go just slightly crosseyed...full crosseyed doesn't work, never go full retard)
Ok now when she says some shit.
look at her silently , look down at your phone, look back at her like her words aren't even registering, then look back at your phone
start pointing at characters and do Chris chan explanations:
This is Tetsuo, he was cloned from a genetically engineered butt
This is Mei, she studied jazz theory and ninjutsu at Prager University
Theodore!!! he's a cat...THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG...He looks like a dog, but he's a NEKO!!!
now smile and tilt you head while you stare lovingly into your phone. Rock side to side a little\

Do NOT sexually molest your mom though, that's CWC blackbelt shit -- stick to basic kata

 

[JULAY]

i feel like troons just want to be the center of attention a lot and only care about themselves.

Well, congrats on figuring out the bedrock of Troons (and Pooners) 101.

Look, it's not that hard to engineer a situation where she will cross the invisible line and do something that will get her fired. I would recommend saying and doing things that are relatively innocuous that will push her buttons until she reacts in a way that is wildly inappropriate, like resorting to physical violence or berating a customer.

Trannies are insane by definition, and if you play your cards right, you can leverage that insanity to get her cashiered out of your pizza shop.