need help dealing with troon at work

[Vampirella]

Calling an obvious man her, there is your problem. It is that you both does not seem to possess balls.

It's a girl pretending to be a boy.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I agree with Peaches.
Just a word in managements ear about how you don't want to say something yourself and make them feel like people are intolerant at work, but you've noticed customers get visibly uncomfortable/distressed at having to listen to personal medical/mental health related information from this person. You're worried that customers may simply avoid the store altogether rather than be subjected to this unnecessarily personal situation.

They won't make HR complaints without evidence like a customer complaint and making false HR reports is considered harassment itself. I would definitely say to just let her sperg, passively agree and don't get into arguments about political stuff like Trump or whatever.

 

[Officer Jenny's Feet]

Pretend she doesn't exist. Stonewall every conversation you are obliged to have with her using one word answers

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Take her out to the forest and leave her there. Dig the hole before you go.

 

[Blood Drenched Halo]

Coincidentally I also worked at a pizza place with an ftm like 5 years. He didn't really ever bring up being trans though and for the most part I actually liked him more than most people there. Theres probably not a whole lot you can do outside of either finding a new job or just putting up with the cringe.

 

[one sky]

Everybody referring to this guy as "she", "her", "they", and "them" (including the OP) is partially responsible for the troon apocalypse we are now facing.

Nothing will improve before we reclaim our language.

retard moment

 

[FarmVille]

LOL imagine working a minimum wage job and expecting your coworkers won’t be trannies

 

[The King of Squats]

thank you for all the answers. sorry for not responding as fast i was doing other stuff. im thinking i might just grayrock her 95% of the time but indirectly fuck with her the other 5% by talking about manly shit. lots of smart and like-minded people on this website glad its back up.

ive seen some people mention changing the wallpaper and i think thats a good idea too. i do feel kind of bad for wanting to fuck with her because her grandma just died though. so i'm still on the fence about it

i've been interested in the psychology of trans people and lots of the replies were pretty enlightening. i've known for a while that troons are narcissists but it's very interesting that studies have proved it.

she is probably going to quit eventually anyways. talked about getting a second job but i doubt she can keep both because troons hate any type of work. as annoying as she is it's also a little fun to see a wild troon in person. it's kind of like what i've heard people say about chris chan: he doesn't actually seem real until you meet him.

 

[The King of Squats]

LOL imagine working a minimum wage job and expecting your coworkers won’t be trannies

it wont be like this forever at least. im trying to get into the police force and i hope they dont let trannies be cops

 

[The King of Squats]

if i could describe the smell it would be sweat and musk; just pure BO, you can tell there isnt any deodorant. at least it is not as bad as the pooner smell i've heard people describe. i've yet to witness that and i hope to cobson that i dont ever have to. my girlfriend told me that FTMs are usually pretty fat and holy fuck was she right. i mean you cant even see the chin. i wish i knew her deadname so i could accidentally call her that or something. when a pooner refers to herself as a "little short boi" you know its bad

 

[popcat655321]

if i could describe the smell it would be sweat and musk; just pure BO, you can tell there isnt any deodorant. at least it is not as bad as the pooner smell i've heard people describe. i've yet to witness that and i hope to cobson that i dont ever have to. my girlfriend told me that FTMs are usually pretty fat and holy fuck was she right. i mean you cant even see the chin. i wish i knew her deadname so i could accidentally call her that or something. when a pooner refers to herself as a "little short boi" you know its bad

EXACTLY every single pooner I've had the misfortune of meeting irl always has a musky smell like they're trying to come off as "manly"

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Calling an obvious man her, there is your problem. It is that you both does not seem to possess balls.

READ, NIGGA, READ!

but since your just relaying it, not saying it yourself, you can easily be like 'oh yeah I dont agree thats just what he said to me'

This is a fantastic piece of advice. Learn to use it well and you'll become very good at causing people to sperg out over stupid shit without getting yourself into hot water.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Why just grayrock her when you can do a twofer and add rubbing your true and honest masculinity in her face?

Don't say "okay" "fine" "that's great", twist the knife in a little too, say "Okay bro" "fine dude" "that's great man".

If you find yourself in a situation you cannot escape a social interaction and you're not a fat fuck start talking about working out, go full Zyzz, speak of lifting weights that their fat woman physique could not ever handle like it's no big deal to you.

Since they apparently are under the impression that "buffallo stank" is a socially acceptable odor to present to everyone, talk about your new parfumé you've been using regularly, mention it's cheap but works, ask what they use.

Talk about your new stereotypically male hobby (you don't even have to actually do it, just pick one and go off), if it's something that requires a degree of physical strength then all the better, blacksmithing is a good one to go with as not only it's as cartoonishly macho man as it gets but you get a free pass to mention about how you can relax with a nice bath afterwards (the thing they don't do).

They want their precious 'Gender Euphoria', make them OD on it.

 

[RollingRock2]

Anime is gay

 

[Fougaro]

OP, there is a very neat IRL Konami Code that trannies gave men that immunises them against any drama or other homosexual faggotry women want to start in the workplace: It's to legally troon out yourself. The best part is you don't have to mutilate yourself, nor do you have to take HRT, just legally change the M on your driver's loicence into an F and you're golden.

As a proud masculine presenting transgender lesbian, you'll have all the diversity benefits of a tranny, with none of the drawbacks. In the worst case scenario, you can just sue your company and the courts will have no choice but to side with you. And should the worst case scenario happen with the pooner, as a masculine presenting transgender lesbian, you'll be at least on an even playing field.

Make sure you have a copy of your birth certificate just in case you need to go to a Muslim country.

 

[Sissyagamben]

Just be hyper masculine around her and remind her that she will never be a man. Just subtle shit like tossing the incoming delivery shit at her like its nothing and be like "bro sorry thought you had that man".

Don’t even need to be hyper masculine. Be manly in super subtle ways that she can’t ever achieve , like pretending you didn’t even try when opening jars or carrying a bunch of heavy shit. Or ask her if she needs any physical help. Or humble flex how broad ur shoulders are. She might be able to mimic hyper masculine postures but she can never mimic that upper body strength.

She’ll definitely notice how she’ll never match up physically even to a man her height and size.

 

[glow]

OP, there is a very neat IRL Konami Code that trannies gave men that immunises them against any drama or other homosexual faggotry women want to start in the workplace: It's to legally troon out yourself.

> op: asks for advice for dealing with troons
> solution: become a troon on paper

 

[Fougaro]

> op: asks for advice for dealing with troons
> solution: become a troon on paper

This, but unironically.

Don't see clown world as a tragedy. See it as an opportunity.

 

[Dustlord]

Ignore them. These people feed on attention. They want you to either, 100% agree with them and validate every thought/feeling they have, or disagree with them, opening yourself up for conflict and drama.

Just refuse to engage with her beyond the bare minimum to do your job.

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

i do feel kind of bad for wanting to fuck with her because her grandma just died though. so i'm still on the fence about it

Don't feel bad. Unless you've seen the obituary with her in it, she's probably lying. Troons always lie and they love attention. What better way than to tell people your grandma died to combine their two passions?