Neil Breen - a thread about a rather infamous Filmmaker

What we need is Neil Breen to remake The Godfather
 
Anyone else seeing CADE – THE TORTURED CROSSING in theaters? I'm going in August and I'm ready to get loaded with good company and laugh my ass off.
 
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I saw Cade tonight. It was shear breenus.

The whole movie was shot on a greenscreen. Ala Repo Chick or Amazing Bulk
Also, there's a lot of stock footage. Not as much as Double Down.
Cade fights a fucking CGI tiger for like 2 minutes. Static shot, no cuts.
The movie is about some mental hospital that uses their patients for medical experiments and gene shit. idk what exactly they do.
Cale, Cade's twin, is being used to bring the patients for the experiments. He's given gene drugs. Or he steals them. idk, its not clear
I swear the same scene happens multiple times. Like Double Down.
The plot is confusing because its not really explained.
Near the end, there's a dance number. There's a running gag about various patients trying to use this casio keyboard and not making good music. Everytime it appeared at my screening, everyone laughed.
The fights at the end are amazing. No one lands a punch. Hell, no one was shot at the same time. Only the two medical girls have a fight that lands punches.
I lost my shit at the fucking ET reference at the end.
There's like 3 different endings to the movie.
Neil Breen did most of the crew shit.
 
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Neil Breen is too self-aware nowadays to make a good film.

He's become a cheap fraud. He's only using greenscreen instead of shooting on location, he's not even destroying laptops anymore because he doesn't want to waste 20 dollars on eBay, just awful and low effort.
 
Neil Breen is too self-aware nowadays to make a good film.

He's become a cheap fraud. He's only using greenscreen instead of shooting on location, he's not even destroying laptops anymore because he doesn't want to waste 20 dollars on eBay, just awful and low effort.

We'll always have the good days that led to shit like the above.
 
I forgot to post here, Cade is a masterpiece
 
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