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Like ten different tumblr witches lost their shit when I said I thought this shit was stupid. They all immediately used Christianity as an example of stupid things people believe in, which is funny, because I think God is more believable than Aphrodite - a goddess born from someone's ballsack.

Another thing, isn't it funny how they demand to be respected but always talk down to or about Christians? It's never Judaism or Islam it's always Christians. Why? Witch trials stopped centuries ago.
to be fair aren't we all born from someone's ballsack
 
I love this thread.

I have come with offerings for further blessings upon this thread:

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She seems to fight with anons in her ask box a lot. I personally have enjoyed her mental acrobatics to avoid the open condemnation of witches in the Bible.
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Oh, and she also got into a massive fight over... sex work vs sex trafficking? It feels like she misrepresented the OP for the sheer purpose of getting into a fight and writing a dissertation beneath.
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#eattherich
Fuck lawns.
 
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#eattherich
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Just what in the world is Cottagecore and why do this pseudo-witches like it so much?
I have seen that word pretty often lately and I highly doubt it has to do with the Southern/redneck lifestyle since many of this "witches" are urbanites.
 
Just what in the world is Cottagecore and why do this pseudo-witches like it so much?
I have seen that word pretty often lately and I highly doubt it has to do with the Southern/redneck lifestyle since many of this "witches" are urbanites.
-core is the suffix people use when they can't spell aesthetic. Think cozy gardens, comfortable furniture, mismatched fabrics and the like. If a dwarf would live in it with his six brothers and a pale broad, you're on the right track.
 
For the church-goers, though, why not just pray? I mean, isn't the whole point of prayer to ask for divine help with something that's out of your physical grasp?
It’s because they want to pretend to have superpowers. Magic is the exaltation of the self whereas spirituality and proper religion is wholly incompatible with the narcissism Wokeness encourages.
 
As much as I want to laugh, god this shit makes me cringe. I use to be really into wicca years ago as a dumb teenager only because it looked cool. I even made my own wands and shit. Although I don't think I would have ever been nearly as crazy as the grown ass adults who take dirt from a random stranger's long dead great-grandma's grave to put a violent hex on someone and fully believe that they are spiritually married to a character from the marvel movies.

Very powerful emoji spell to give these women a job. :like: = charge. Reply = cast.
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As much as I want to laugh, god this shit makes me cringe. I use to be really into wicca years ago as a dumb teenager only because it looked cool. I even made my own wands and shit. Although I don't think I would have ever been nearly as crazy as the grown ass adults who take dirt from a random stranger's long dead great-grandma's grave to put a violent hex on someone and fully believe that they are spiritually married to a character from the marvel movies.

Very powerful emoji spell to give these women a job. :like: = charge. Reply = cast.
:optimistic:💧👩‍🎓💰💲💰👩‍🎓💧:optimistic:

You forgot to make random squiggly lines a sigil of power with lyrics from the Offspring's songs. I have created on myself in support of your emoji spell.

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"Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the LORD your God." - Leviticus 19:31

"Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the LORD; because of these same detestable practices the LORD your God will drive out those nations before you. You must be blameless before the LORD your God." -Deuteronomy 18: 10-13

"But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death. -Revelation 21:8



Yeah, that's because it is, as it makes witchcraft and sorcery look "cool". Harry Potter definitely isn't the only movie/show influencing the masses, but it's one of the biggest influences in getting people into witchcraft.




Indeed, its a little thing called social conditioning. It is no coincidence that all of those shows came out around the same time, they've been brainwashing children with these shows in order to make witches, sorcery, magic, and witchcraft look "cute, cool, and fun", and personally, I find it very deceiving and sickening. Meanwhile, any TV shows or hollywood mainstream movies make Christianity look either "lame, stupid, or geeky", or just outright "evil and hatemongers" when that couldn't be further from the truth. Satan is a very clever being and will do anything to corrupt today's generation in order to usher in a New World Order, and look where we are at here in 2020, if these aren't signs that we are living in the end times, then I don't know what are.



It's because we are moving ever more close to the end times in which the world will be transiting to a Luciferian New World Order led by the Anti-Christ, and Satan is going to use New Age religion to convince the world to worship the beast, by making the people of all the world's religions that they all "worship the same god" which i will obviously be a lie. Satan uses people to make Christianity look bad, and these witches are no different.

Out of curiosity what do you think of those self-identifying Christian witches like the one that just got posted here?
 
Great thread. 100 out of 100 of these people are surely weird, fat and identify as LGBT
It’s because they want to pretend to have superpowers. Magic is the exaltation of the self whereas spirituality and proper religion is wholly incompatible with the narcissism Wokeness encourages.
This came up elsewhere too, but the funny thing about it all is that this is the end result of fluffy magic and the consumerist version of magic writ large. If we look at the "forefathers" of modern magical practice, I'm sure these tumblr kids would lose their goddamn mind over how gross, selfish, and "problematic" they all were. Thing is, though, the practitioners have never been that attractive.

Helena Blavatski had the dropsy and her feet looked like rhino hooves.
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Aleister Crowley looked like he worked for the mafia and ate beans straight from the can.
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L. Ron Hubbard needs no explanation.
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Jack Parsons was probably one of the more attractive ones but look at this massive fucking nerd:
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It's almost as if the concept of magic attracts people who feel like they're lacking something and want to gain some form of control in a world that doesn't give a damn about their ugly mugs.
 
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It's almost as if the concept of magic attracts people who feel like they're lacking something and want to gain some form of control in a world that doesn't give a diamn about their ugly mugs.
By Tom Hiddlesto- I mean, by Loki, surely if that man ever ate a catfish it had to count as cannibalism.

@Vlinny Chan see, teenagers doing this shit isn't THAT cringe because they're naturally a bit tarded and are expected to do dumb shit. Grown ass frumpy women mumbling their mythology fanfic, digging soil from some poor schmuck's grave, and twirling around in order to cast hexes on Stacies and Orange Man Bad is fucking delightful :story: Low Spoons Autist Witch is a treasure
 
Out of curiosity what do you think of those self-identifying Christian witches like the one that just got posted here?

Its a complete oxymoron. You can't be both Christian and a Pagan/Wiccan/Witch, because the Bible not only forbids worshiping more than one god (if you're Christian, then it's only Yahweh the Father/Jesus the Son who you are to worship), but it specifically forbids participating in witchcraft/magic, and no amount of political correctness is going to change that, because you cannot change the word of God, lest you commit blasphemy.
 
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Its funny how so many of these troon/troon enabling "witches" hate Magik cause "uwu uwu Crowly is a NAZI!! spell it magic pls" when if you google search the dude he was very much against nazis, and their page is full of "uwu witches against fascists"

So, of course, actual nazis (aka antifa) would hate Alster Crowly, cause he was anti-nazi lmao.

And all the "How 2 curse adn pro Tr*mp transphobes uwu" "Spells to CURSE Tr*mp and ALL his supporters uwu uwu"

and "Give all ur monies 2 trans witches of color and curse white ppl who smudge when they r not pee oh cee! they r stealing from them!!!!" When natives have no problems selling smudge sticks, palo santo, dream catchers (anyone here remember the thread saying that "white ppl should NEVER use dream catchers!!11!!!") and other native made items.

No Bryqum with xe/xer pronouns I will not "give back" the dream catcher I bought from the local reserve, go cry about it.
 
Its a complete oxymoron. You can't be both Christian and a Pagan/Wiccan/Witch, because the Bible not only forbids worshiping more than one god (if you're Christian, then it's only Yahweh the Father/Jesus the Son who you are to worship), but it specifically forbids participating in witchcraft/magic, and no amount of political correctness is going to change that, because you cannot change the word of God, lest you commit blasphemy.

This ungodly bastardisation stems from the idea that if they're praying (ahem, "intentioning/charging") over a rock, plant, or to the fucking moon, it's not sinful or blasphemous because those things are natural (err... "gaian"), and therefore can't be evil.

They're completely missing the point; in that it doesn't matter whether something is evil; if it's not God they're praying to (or dead saints, if Catholic).

I mean, I get it. Nature is powerful as fuck; the only time I feel close to anything divine happens when I step outside, or look up at night. Even certain minerals/crystals like moldavite have a definite "feel" to them, but that's absolutely due to science; from shit like thermal transmission/loss rates in homogeneous crystaline structures, or just fucking Mohs' hardness & surface texture.

The watered-down/super uwu/crystal magic versions of witchcraft we have these days, is also a direct result of a the Satanic Panic; in that the writers of the books/shows this shit started with had to make it inoffensive as fuck, so as not to be blackballed off bookshelves or the air, by the rampaging religious right in the 80's & 90's.
 
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