Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Baloney Face]

The US military should have tried using period blood instead of bombs. The Taliban would stand no chance.

Taliban: This is what we are saving you from, if only you'd listen.

Shameful whoring: Everybody please give this post an "Islamic Content" rating.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

I will be sending power to the Taliban tonight to counteract this demonic scheme

No need. Some of the geniuses figured out trying to cast spells on people who recite the word of Allah daily is pointless.

Here's the original post btw. The replies are all sorts of crazy. https://old.reddit.com/r/witchcraft/comments/p5pwa6/max_hexing_of_taliban_forces/

They also made a subreddit for hexing the Taliban that they linked in the post after the fact. https://old.reddit.com/r/BewitchTheTaliban/


Also as a side note Arab diaspora deserve to be shot by firing squad.

 

[Druveer]

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No need. Some of the geniuses figured out trying to cast spells on people who recite the word of Allah daily is pointless.

Here's the original post btw. The replies are all sorts of crazy. https://old.reddit.com/r/witchcraft/comments/p5pwa6/max_hexing_of_taliban_forces/

They also made a subreddit for hexing the Taliban that they linked in the post after the fact. https://old.reddit.com/r/BewitchTheTaliban/


Also as a side note Arab diaspora deserve to be shot by firing squad.

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This is by far some of the goofiest larping I've ever seen fucking hell.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

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No need. Some of the geniuses figured out trying to cast spells on people who recite the word of Allah daily is pointless.

Here's the original post btw. The replies are all sorts of crazy. https://old.reddit.com/r/witchcraft/comments/p5pwa6/max_hexing_of_taliban_forces/

They also made a subreddit for hexing the Taliban that they linked in the post after the fact. https://old.reddit.com/r/BewitchTheTaliban/


Also as a side note Arab diaspora deserve to be shot by firing squad.

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The last bitch deserves to be defenestrated.

 

[NoReturn]

Quoting this across from the TikTok thread because it's weird.

Here's this again, since I have new information and I think it's interesting:

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So this was going around and rumor had it that this was the new "bone stealing witch" (The "bone stealing witch" before was a Tumblr user who was taking bones from cemeteries. They had resurfaced [I believe] due to flooding. She sold the bones on Etsy for "magical" purposes.) If you watch this video, this doesn't seem like a Tumblr witch, but a guy with a weird ass hobby.

Not only that, he's either into some sketchy shit, or is absolutely loaded. As I said before, a human skull in an oddities shop is at least $1,000 USD, if not more. Here is a site selling many different types of human bones. They're expensive, man. And he has dozens, if not hundreds, of human bones.

So where Tumblr gets upset about this, other than it being creepy, is because the human bone trade has many "unethical" skulls floating around. I explained in my last post that a lot of these skulls come from random pajeets for some reason. Apparently this guy was also selling bones, and according to rumors, was selling bones of indigenous Scandinavians (I've heard multiple names for them and I have no fucking clue about them. They're Eskimo Swedes for all I care.)

To try and avoid getting information from Tumblr or Twitter, I tried looking up an article about this guy. It was just paragraph after paragraph of Tumblr and Twitter users complaining. There doesn't seem to be an answer on where this guy got all these bones, and the only answer he gives is "I study Osteology" and "It's legal".

I don't know. This is just weird, man.

Bone guy uses the race card!

It's super effective!

Spoiler

But maybe he's a toyol-maker. Dun dun DUN!

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No need. Some of the geniuses figured out trying to cast spells on people who recite the word of Allah daily is pointless.

Here's the original post btw. The replies are all sorts of crazy. https://old.reddit.com/r/witchcraft/comments/p5pwa6/max_hexing_of_taliban_forces/

They also made a subreddit for hexing the Taliban that they linked in the post after the fact. https://old.reddit.com/r/BewitchTheTaliban/


Also as a side note Arab diaspora deserve to be shot by firing squad.

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"How do you figure the Taliban are magickally protected? They don't use magick. In fact, magick is forbidden. So, they wouldn't be using any magickal protections. Because they don't use magick, they wouldn't be placing any magickal protections over themselves"​

Jesus Christ, it's child logic.
"How can Chrissy be It if she's not playing tag with us?"

 

[Shaka Brah]

Quoting this across from the TikTok thread because it's weird.

Bone guy uses the race card!
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It's super effective!

Spoiler

But maybe he's a toyol-maker. Dun dun DUN!

"How do you figure the Taliban are magickally protected? They don't use magick. In fact, magick is forbidden. So, they wouldn't be using any magickal protections. Because they don't use magick, they wouldn't be placing any magickal protections over themselves"​

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Jesus Christ, it's child logic.
"How can Chrissy be It if she's not playing tag with us?"

He's a hapa!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I have to assume Celtic culture also suffered some similar problems during its long history.

Yeah. Welshmen and Irishmen were arguably the victims of a cultural genocide, and Bretons were the victims of a very real genocide.

It's possible to be protected from demons by not worshipping demons. Who knew?

Arab diaspora deserve to be shot by firing squad.

In my experience diaspora Muslims are either really conservative Muslims or LGBTBBQVHS advocates.

 

[Baloney Face]

It's possible to be protected from demons by not worshipping demons. Who knew?

That is entirely typical of magical thinking all the way back to antiquity.

Even the "good" deities of classical paganism weren't held up all all wise moral exemplars.

Think of some of the stories about Zeus/Jupiter for example.

Here's the Greco-Roman version of the great flood myth:

The Great Flood: Ovid - Livius

www.livius.org

Slight similarities with the Bible story (possibly based on a common myth if not an exaggerated real event), but the moral implications are entirely different.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

It's possible to be protected from demons by not worshipping demons.

It's like they're so close to hitting some kind of realisation but cant make the connection. Their lack of self awareness is astounding.

In my experience diaspora Muslims are either really conservative Muslims or LGBTBBQVHS advocates.

In western countries Arabs and Muslims are pandered to for being minorities and naturally lean left because of that. Give it a generation and they join the alphabet groups. Being really conservative is the only way to stop that from happening once you're in the west. This is well known even in the Arab world where I lived. When someone was moving to Europe or America everyone would say that in a year they will either be stronger in their faith or not have it at all.

"How do you figure the Taliban are magickally protected? They don't use magick. In fact, magick is forbidden. So, they wouldn't be using any magickal protections. Because they don't use magick, they wouldn't be placing any magickal protections over themselves"

They work on vampire logic. They worship demons but still recognize that there is some higher power protecting religious people from demons. In one of the comments in that chain they even mention that Islam has 'mysticism' in it whatever that means.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's like they're so close to hitting some kind of realisation but cant make the connection. Their lack of self awareness is astounding.

Just be grateful that they aren't worshipping Gaia in your mosque - as I've seen a "Christian druid" do.

In western countries Arabs and Muslims are pandered to for being minorities and naturally lean left because of that.

It's the same with any minority, but I wouldn't say that Muslims or any other minority in the West give up their faith without being persuaded to do that by globalism. It's not coincidental that the same people who think Lil Nas X is the perfect role model for black people are the ones who push the "No Outsiders" programme on Muslim schoolkids in Birmingham.

 

[Protistology]

In western countries Arabs and Muslims are pandered to for being minorities and naturally lean left because of that. Give it a generation and they join the alphabet groups. Being really conservative is the only way to stop that from happening once you're in the west. This is well known even in the Arab world where I lived. When someone was moving to Europe or America everyone would say that in a year they will either be stronger in their faith or not have it at all.

 

[Steve Hightower]

More astrology lunacy

Isn't this just common sense no matter the time?

 

[Druveer]

More astrology lunacy
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Isn't this just common sense no matter the time?
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Lets be fair, if you believe in astrology you probably don't have a ton of common sense.

 

[NoReturn]

That is entirely typical of magical thinking all the way back to antiquity.

Even the "good" deities of classical paganism weren't held up all all wise moral exemplars.

Think of some of the stories about Zeus/Jupiter for example.

Here's the Greco-Roman version of the great flood myth:

The Great Flood: Ovid - Livius

www.livius.org

Slight similarities with the Bible story (possibly based on a common myth if not an exaggerated real event), but the moral implications are entirely different.

Spoiler: Re: "The flood"

I saw something the other day that took the dates given in the story of Atlantis, added in the fact it was apparently told to him by his grandfather, and then subtracted the 9,000 years mentioned in the story. The date works out to be very close to the estimated time of the Younger Dryas Impact.
I could go on, but what I'm getting at here is that the "flood myth" might just be multiple regions affected by a single disaster and each individual flood myth is seperate but describing the same event.
If so, it explains the differences in the moral stories we find. It's not a root myth being retold, it's different regions attempting to explain the implications of a disaster.

 

[Steve Hightower]

Another case of common sense advice made mystical:

Numerologists and astrologers also intertwine a lot.

This one features a tarot cameo.

 

[Everybody]

New age is what happens when a mainly atheist/agnostic society's existential dread and longing for romance meets capitalism (and also late onset schizo-disorders aka "spiritual experiences").
It's either your teenage girls or your moms who get bitten by the crystal shaman bug (and weird dudes who did too many psychedelics and saw things the couldn't explain).

I remember being into it as a teen but luckily there was no real online community for it back then (I looked everywhere but no, mostly boring boomers talking about boomer-magic which was lame.
One fond memory I have though is when I stumbled upon a page asking people to talk about their first supernatural experiences. You could tell that a lot of teenage girls where writing, one of them had looked at a couple of snowboards that were leaning against a wall next to each other but when she looked at them they all fell like domino's! (omggg!)

Every story ended with: "and that's when I knew I was different..."

If you took away ~aesthetics~ from new age and wicca it would die down immediately I guarantee you.

 

[Everybody]

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I am a bit worried about these "SUDDEN EVENS" in URANUS

 

[Steve Hightower]

I am a bit worried about these "SUDDEN EVENS" in URANUS

The funniest part about it is that the whole of astrology can't agree on whether Uranus counts or not. It depends on which sect of astrology you practice just like everything else. Soo totally oppressed by Big Science with their need of peer review and control groups.

 

[Everybody]

The funniest part about it is that the whole of astrology can't agree on whether Uranus counts or not. It depends on which sect of astrology you practice just like everything else. Soo totally oppressed by Big Science with their need of peer review and control groups.

Hm, are you sure it's uranus and not pluto you're thinking about?
I find it equally funny that stones like amethysts etc are considered to have certain "powers" but not granite or diamonds, it's all about marketing those pretty tumbled jade beads baby!

 

[Steve Hightower]

Hm, are you sure it's uranus and not pluto you're thinking about?
I find it equally funny that stones like amethysts etc are considered to have certain "powers" but not granite or diamonds, it's all about marketing those pretty tumbled jade beads baby!

No, Uranus is a part of it. That, Neptune, and Pluto are debated as to whether they count in astrology due to how recently they were discovered.