NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

This is an achievement even for Era. Can't perma the dude for defending ISIS, he's one of our leading intersectional feminist thinkers after all.
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lol didn't last two days
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ResetEra really reminds me of that old "Christianity" forum from the late 2000s where most of it's members, including the staff, were just a bunch of trolls who said crazy religious shit to stirr people up off site and it worked incredibly fucking well. I can't for the life of me remember the name of it though.
By any chance, was this forum primarily about the Rapture and other Left Behind-tier shit?
 
Now we only have to wait until Isamu comes back for money to support his crippling dipsomania and breaks his arm while voiding his bowels in the shower like that disgusting animal from another forum.

A staff member from EA tries to say Resetera staff are totally unhinged... a few posts later

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I don't think I know of anywhere on the internet with any less self-awareness than Resetera and its staff. They treat the forum like it's North Korea and staff members aren't allowed to ever hear criticism or feedback. Mod-whining, REEEEEEE!

No wonder Isamu Fukui is leaving them to throw shit over themselves whilst he picks up the money each month without having to do anything

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Hahaha, you're using the html inspect tool to edit windrunner's po- IT'S ACTUALLY REAL :lit: :lit: :lit:. We've reached peak consoomer levels here.
 
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Men are the best at everything, even at being "insulted" in chat as women.
I think that's why these specific kind of claims annoy me. They have theoretically experience online communities from both sides and should know better.

What happened to the vacation in Japan with better things to do?
What rotten luck. In the middle of a once in a lifetime holiday, and while you're away they struck a wellspring of progressive asspats that's too good to miss out on. This is all ContraPoints fault.

They need something to shock them out of it. Something to short-circuit their regular thought process enough to shake them loose from the loop's death grip.
With all the fake troons and blacks on Era, and the r/ThatHappened level stories they post, I think some of them want the attention and oppression points. It's a fantasy for them. It's easy to imagine the real story behind many of these posts. A guy trying to take an order in Spanish gets twisted into a story where they end up in a 4v1 fight with a viking. Police arresting their jerk neighbor gets twisted into some story about Hell's Angels and drugs.

As for what will shake them. Being dogpiled and told to join the 41% club during the latest left-eating-their-own purge seems to work well.

I swear I'll ever understand this. Even more considering they are triggered by drawn tits while at the same it's almost like they think that prostitutes are some actual strong and empowering female models.
I don't get it either. But it makes more sense if you work under the logic that anything a straight white male likes is evil and oppressive, and everything anyone does is stunning and brave.

On the topic of hating on Twitch thots. It feels like only a month or 2 ago they (the SocJus left) were reeeing about a comedian vaping Bele Delphine's bathwater and Ninja not Twitch thots on his stream to avoid rumours. Now we're here.
 
Now we only have to wait until Isamu comes back for money to support his crippling dipsomania and breaks his arm while voiding his bowels in the shower like that disgusting animal from another forum.


Hahaha, you're using the html inspect tool to edit windrunner's po- IT'S ACTUALLY REAL :lit: :lit: :lit:. We've reached peak consoomer levels here.

Isamu hardly did anything in the first place other than throw some money at Resetera and he's crying about being burnt out. Everything was delegated from day 1. The prior admins and insiders who had shares had fuck all percentage wise and they all bailed within a year or so when they seen what Resetera was.

When the troon genocide was happening it took him like 72 hours to even make a post because he didn't know what was going on and he had to fight with his homophobia to care. The most forced and unbelievable reply came from him. One post. Then he fucked off again. Discord-leaker Ketkat was only unbanned as damage mitigation as he thought his $ might get hurt.

Now he's giving the troons the ultimate middle-finger. He's untouchable now. Publicly states he's away to find a new source of dogs to eat and won't be looking at Resetera, ever. Just collecting the outrage $. They tell him thanks and to go and have a rest

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So when the inmates start throwing shit over each other again and screaming for the owner, all they're getting is B-Dubs. He'll be curbstomped like Royalan in no time and B-Dubs has massive anger management issues. The perfect storm for a "General Manager". It's a fucking autistic internet forum and they talk about managers and captains.

It's actually a masterful plan to squeeze that remaining ad and Era clear revenue into your bank without needing to do anything again. The sneaky Chinese dictator has pulled a fast one. Fill the mod ranks with people even more unhinged than before, let them now ban anyone they want for longer than normal if not permanent right away and piss off to leave the asylum experiment self-running.

Well played Isamu but it's a shame you ruined your reputation already and you'll always be the face of Resetera.
 
I think the comparison of Leftist Cancel Army and Kiwifarms is hilariously accurate.

They use Twitter to dig up and archive past and current sins (receipts) of their social justice comrades so they can be put on social media trial.

We use a web forum to dig up and archive past and current exceptionalism (receipts) of lolcows so we can have a good chortle.

Sorry ResetERA, you're one of us.

Don't forgot we're both fixated with trans people.

Although that said we do tend to get along better.
 
oh man, new ban message for this brave new era of Era
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Even says he hates Trump but that fantastic list of feedback doesn't pierce the self-awareness shields the staff have.

They're the most thin-skinned tranny and non-binary janitors you could find online. Even the thin-skinned Elf, Tyler Malka, is a fucking Chad compared to them.

It seems Morrigan needs some anti-inflammatory cream for her rat skin. Nearly every ban message is inflammatory something.


This whole topic is a reminder that Colin Moriarty is literally Hitler. He needs to stop killing Jews before he can talk about PlayStation again.

Era is also banning gay men for months over Kill la Kill

 
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Oh, that dude posted on GAF lol
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and Cerium removed his name from the Staff List:
 
Oh, that dude posted on GAF lol
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and Cerium removed his name from the Staff List:

I'm actually starting to admire Ceriums grift here. This is next-level. Wipe yourself from the forum you own, keep collecting the money and have absolutely no responsibility for the inmates flinging and eating their own shit.

Next they'll be doing what NeoGAF did with Amir0x, "We didn't even know him. Who's that?". In 2 months time when the non-binaries are getting killed again "Get Cerium in here for comment! I thought this was a safe forum but someone is watching Dave Chapelle! Where is the owner?"

B-Dubs "Cerium? Who's that?"

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Admittedly, it was for the best that they canceled it, they had almost no programming experience.

Reminds me of NeoGAF’s only attempt at a game: Dudebro 2. A few dozen gaffots were supposedly working on it, they even managed to get Jon St. John onboard to do the voice work. They could never get past the conceptual stage and what little level design was done ended up in a couple Mario Maker levels.

There’s a Wikipedia article on it. Of course, no mentions as to how it ended up, even though someone edited the page 28 days ago: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudebro_II
 
By any chance, was this forum primarily about the Rapture and other Left Behind-tier shit?

Unfortunately I can't say for sure, I haven't been there since 09.
I would say it was in that realm though, along with some Westboro Baptist Church kind of stuff.
Trying to remember it has been driving me nuts for awhile now, so if you got something in mind I'd love to check it out just in case.
 
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Time to write a Finale Fireworker post about how you forced a game to be played on "games journalist mode" and this made you soo happy you had to share with Resetera.

Resetera is my autist blog. I felt like a tourist.

Meanwhile, here's a non-victim cripple playing Sekiro


People saying this game is to hard and want an easy mode. I even saw one post using disabled people with poor motor functions as an excuse for an easy mode. So here's the Corrupted Monk done by me a quadriplegic.

Do what you want with cheats on your own, but go online to write a blog post about how your existence was made better by being a "tourist games journalist" and you're going to get mocked.
 
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