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NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus
- Thread starter José Mourinho
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Meanwhile in the Contrapoints thread:
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Resetera forced to pick a side on Iran:
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Why can't these people get the fuck over themselves for one day? Video game forum, for heaven's sake. Video game forum.
Oh boy, Kalmakov. This guy is notorious for being such a major fucking bitch whenever it comes to life in general. He is a living dumpster fire of a failure.Speaking of using Resetera as your autistic blog
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So I already failed my news years resolution and now I'm really depressed about it.
My new years resolution was simple. I opened a new art account on twitter and was to post a full drawing every single day for the rest of the year. Now, it's one hour until the end of the first day of the year and I don't have a drawing done yet, and one hour is not nearly enough time to get a...www.resetera.com
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I'm at a point where I just don't know what to do with my life and I don't know how to keep it going.
I'm 21, been in and out of at least 6 different jobs with the span of maybe four months, can't seem to hold one down. I just cancelled a project because I was directionless and in over my head. I started a new art account on twitter and made a resolution to myself to draw once a day every day of...
Your life is directionless? Become a moderator at Resetera.
You can draw a 4ft9 black man in a dress fucking a dog and give it to Nepenthe.
He'll be driven into a suicidal depression if he loses at fighting games too often, I am DEAD fucking serious.
He lives at home with his parents and actively avoids talking about going to college/getting a real job.
He's also an artist, occasionally, because whenever his shitty work doesn't get recognized, he'll go to each and every goddamn artist community on the internet and make a huge dramatic display about he's "QUITTING FOREVER", wiping his twitter, only to return in a few days when he gets bored and needs more attention.
He takes commissions too, or rather, in the past he did. A while back, he took a shitload of commissions and spent a whole year holding onto the money, actively dodging and ghosting the people he's scamming. During his last major spergout, he offered to refund the money of some of the commissioners. No one knows if he actually paid them back in full or not, Kal only seems to act based on what wire in his brain snaps that day. For all anyone knows, he could've just done it to relieve some dumbass impulse in his brain that day and went right back to ghosting them again.
The motherfucker even needed some other artist to give him a tutorial on Interview Etiquette when he went to get a job at a mcdonalds or some shit.
I think a while back someone posted the thread where he whined about fucking up making kebabs or something and planned to keep eating TV dinners for the rest of his life. That's not uncommon for this manchild.
In fact, let me fucking show you people just how much of a bitch this "man" is.
So, Era, I'm making a fighting game. (Update: Project Cancelled)
edit: project cancelled
Always with the self-pity. "At least the people who wanted me to fail are happy". God.
Kal can't fucking commit to shit, whether it's a job, art project, or hell even personal relationships. He'll always back out half-way and then sympathy-whore. After he gets the sympathy he's looking for, he'll then go "I don't wanna try ever again because it'll be bad anyway, i'm such a failure abloo bloo".
People will powder this man's ass constantly after he "quits" something, but he'll still keep going "noe noe i'm bad and awful and have no talent and shouldn't try please give me more sympathy even though i tooootally don't want it".
When you quit something, fucking mean it, or, hell, know when to take a loss and not toss your goddamn toys out of the pram whenever you don't find immediate success or something.
You can't keep living on internet validation pity points forever, you fucking cuck. Wallowing in self-pity won't make you a better person, jackass.
Keep an eye out for Kalmakov's posts. Chances are, 9/10 times they'll be the most pathetic shit you've ever read come from a grown adult.
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Muh_Soggy_Knee
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Ververg
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I hate faggots who hate the concept of work
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I love how RedMercury talks about how great he is with kids when he heads over to the school after work to handle em haha.
I love how RedMercury talks about how great he is with kids when he heads over to the school after work to handle em haha.
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This topic was locked because even the inmates thought it and Crossing Eden's sperging was reeetarded, but then...
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Nepenthe had to reply to a locked topic because mods can with unbelievable screeching over GIFs.
Rise up Kiwis, post nigga GIFs.
How are these people this broken? It's unbelievable. The inmates really are running the asylum and now Isamu Fukui has fucked off and left them.
The parents of every moderator on this forum probably wish they never had children.
Medium: Stop Sending Reaction GIFs of Black People If You’re Not Black
I am absolutely willing to bet that people who post gifs with broken spelling like this or this: Are less likely to be empathic towards systemic racism. I'll also take, no one ITT has read the article and are just reacting to the title or at best, the excerpt, for $500 Alex. I think...
Nepenthe had to reply to a locked topic because mods can with unbelievable screeching over GIFs.
Rise up Kiwis, post nigga GIFs.
How are these people this broken? It's unbelievable. The inmates really are running the asylum and now Isamu Fukui has fucked off and left them.
The parents of every moderator on this forum probably wish they never had children.
School of Fish
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Wait, so they just discovered Kill la Kill? A show that has long since concluded years ago and they are surprised that a show that is all about fanservice is loaded with fanservice? Well if these idiots know any better, the show is labeled as 'ecchi' for a good reason because the show is pretty much already loaded with a ton of sexually suggestive content.
Resetera Takes 🏳️🌈 on Twitter
“Resetera talks about Kill la Kill, what happens next will shock you”twitter.com
There's an old saying on the Internet about stuff that doesn't interest you and that is that if you don't like something then don't even bother with it.
So now that ResetEra knows that Kill la Kill exists, I'd hate to see them discover stuff like Fist of the North Star (a very manly anime that features a really strong guy that can beat anyone) Jin Roh: The Wolf Brigade (it's an alternate history film where the Axis Powers won World War 2), Re: Zero (it's really brutal with the character's deaths and that includes the female characters dying horribly too), and Legend of the Galactic Heroes (this show isn't the dumb 'woke' Star Wars movies that these idiots like so much).
These idiots may as well stop watching anime altogether because a lot of it isn't really family friendly and are geared towards teenagers and adults for a good reason too.
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What really gets me is everyone being like “I liked the show!” before getting banned for “dismissing the sexualization of minors” without fail. This shit would make George Orwell laugh his ass off.
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This just makes me wonder what Era's response to Big Mouth (also on Netflix) would be. Is there a thread?Resetera Takes 🏳️🌈 on Twitter
“Resetera talks about Kill la Kill, what happens next will shock you”
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I don’t know if there’s a thread, but since it’s about the budding sexuality of children, I’m sure ResetERA at least has some interest.
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I'm sure that a certain discord channel of theirs are quite interested in the show, especially so since it features children.
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This topic was locked because even the inmates thought it and Crossing Eden's sperging was reeetarded, but then...
Medium: Stop Sending Reaction GIFs of Black People If You’re Not Black
I am absolutely willing to bet that people who post gifs with broken spelling like this or this: Are less likely to be empathic towards systemic racism. I'll also take, no one ITT has read the article and are just reacting to the title or at best, the excerpt, for $500 Alex. I think...
Nepenthe had to reply to a locked topic because mods can with unbelievable screeching over GIFs.
Rise up Kiwis, post nigga GIFs.
How are these people this broken? It's unbelievable. The inmates really are running the asylum and now Isamu Fukui has fucked off and left them.
The parents of every moderator on this forum probably wish they never had children.
digital blackface is so 2017...
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As someone on Twitter once said, "well actually it's an exploration of childhood sexuality" is the western version of "well actually she's 500 years old".
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Someone should've told Enzom.
They actually like it. There was a thread linked 100-200 pages back about some autistic trans screeching over something in the show and even the big-name mods were defending it and saying the show's good.
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I know this is several pages back (forgive me, reading threads sporadically atm) but I am eternally amused at the idea of both my elderly grandmothers, who read more than the rest of my family combined, being evil alt-righters. More so because I gave one of them a B&N card for Christmas so now I'm enabling their wrongthink, how dare I! To think, I myself was alt-right the minute I picked up a book as a child! After such a scandal I should be canceled and it is a travesty that I haven't been already.
idk just something about the amazing cognitive decay required to sprout and eject into public the idea that READING == ALT-RIGHT is mega hilarious
Careful, fellow safety-inclined citizens, be sure to only sweep your eyes right-to-left across ResetERA-approved thread screeds or else you're a Nazi!
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I played Sekiro with an Easy Mode mod and it was fun as hell
(this has Sekiro spoilers if you still care about those) I like FromSoftware games just fine. I'm not a crazy fanatic about them or anything, but they're fun. I've finished Dark Souls 1 and 3, with 3 being one of my favourite games of all time. I like Bloodborne but for whatever reason I bounce...
Time to write a Finale Fireworker post about how you forced a game to be played on "games journalist mode" and this made you soo happy you had to share with Resetera.
Do what you want with cheats on your own, but go online to write a blog post about how your existence was made better by being a "tourist games journalist" and you're going to get mocked.
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I had absolutely no interesting in the tranny whining on RE until today. But this hair-trigger ban hammer nonsense is the most beautiful Orwellian nightmare of forced hugboxing that I've ever seen. China isn't half so oppressive in their thought policing.