NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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A new Resetera tagline is born.

Resetera, as long as you only rape once, we'll give you a pass.

What a progressive gaming forum 👏 Everyone gets 1 free rape on Isamu Fukui/B-Dubs (John).

Ketkat is a one man army against the jannies/PoliEra

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Our brother Shy is already calling out B-Dubs PoliEra favortism

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Resetera isn't slick. Banning everyone who believes women and silencing SocialismEra.

Rape of one
Same as none
Rape of two
No vote for you

-old ResetERA poem
 
Our brother Shy is already calling out B-Dubs PoliEra favortism

The peasants aren't supposed to notice when the absolutely incompetent shitmods of RetardEra just make up a new rule to justify their latest shitty modding.

Rape of one
Same as none
Rape of two
No vote for you

-old ResetERA poem

But what will they do when some other person inevitably accuses Biden of rapemongling them?
 
Rape of one
Same as none
Rape of two
No vote for you

-old ResetERA poem

But I present the case of THQ Nordic savagely kidnapping and raping Ms.Galaxy and uploading the video to 8chan. That was one rape, but now anyone who buys a THQ Nordic game is a rape apologist.

Why isn't anyone who votes for Biden a rape apologist?

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It's funny going through old Resetera topics and seeing the amount of BANNED and ACCOUNT CLOSURE REQUEST

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The nuthouse cannot stop bleeding traffic due to the jannies.

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Literally ban over 15,000 times in 2 years whilst saying in the beginning you won't become NeoGAF 2.0

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"We're not bringing baggage with us.... but we'll make unhinged jannies mods and admins who can never let go of NeoGAF grudges and butthurt till the day they die"

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This Twitter account will be immortal in archiving Resetera lunacy.
 
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"We're not bringing baggage with us. Everyone gets a fresh start and should be treated with respect, courtesy, and fairness. if someone is conducting themselves within the confines of the TOS, Having hurt no one, do not treat them differently for perceived history outside this forum..." - Shinobi602 as over thousands of ResetEra accounts are banned or given account closure requests in the span of 3 years by mods that were also mods on NeoGAF before the site shutdown, oops, what was that about being treated with respect, courtesy, and fairness again? And thus becuase of that, THQNordic basically did nothing wrong to piss everyone on ResetEra.
 
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"We're not bringing baggage with us. Everyone gets a fresh start and should be treated with respect, courtesy, and fairness. if someone is conducting themselves within the confines of the TOS, Having hurt no one, do not treat them differently for perceived history outside this forum..." - Shinobi602 as over thousands of ResetEra accounts are banned or given account closure requests in the span of 3 years by mods that were also mods on NeoGAF before the site shutdown, oops, what was that about being treated with respect, courtesy, and fairness again? And thus becuase of that, THQNordic basically did nothing wrong to piss everyone on ResetEra.

Resetera, the only forum where the jannies have a hundred words written about them being butthurt

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Resetera jannies, each and every day. The thinnest skin jannies you can find on the internet.


The jannies being butthurt in a topic about suicide is the peak of exceptional.
 
Resetera, the only forum where the jannies have a hundred words written about them being butthurt

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Resetera jannies, each and every day. The thinnest skin jannies you can find on the internet.


The jannies being butthurt in a topic about suicide is the peak of exceptional.
“Never required to passively receive” is a nice turn of phrase for “licensed to retaliate against at will,” and “abuse and invective” is 100% subjective for the receiver. It allows mods to ban anyone at any time for anything.

This is not in itself a bad thing. Forums are private entities and membership is at the will of both parties. If the Kiwi Farms staff was only allowed to moderate based on fair, limited, objective written rules, the Kiwi Farms would suck ass and would be overrun by autists lawyering their way around every rule. Instead, if someone on the Kiwi Farms consistently causes problems (and is consistently undeterred by community mockery), they get banned and called a faggot. People who find this unfair are encouraged to go elsewhere.

Big forums like ResetERA have a problem with crazy people living on them like they’re a home. Anybody who talks about needing a “safe space” on the internet is probably a wayward cancer cell looking to colonize and grow into a new tumor. These people will study every written rule, they will lawyer the fuck out of every rule, and they will terrorize the staff over any perceived injustice or unfairness if the rules are enforced against them or their peers. And because their forum is their safe space, telling them to try doing something else is construed as oppression, erasure, downplaying, whatever else they come up with.

The solution that big internet communities have come up with, by my observation, is to have rules that are written in extremely broad, vague terms and enforced selectively. ResetERA needs rules to point to when they ban someone so the ban isn’t facially arbitrary, but if every rule they have was enforced equally against every violator, ResetERA would have no users left. “We may or may not ban you for violating any of a laundry list of vaguely written, subjectively and inconsistently interpreted rules” is functionally equivalent to “We may ban you at any time for any or no reason,” but the latter is far more straightforward and honest.
 
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But... It is a fetish.
 
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These people are fucking lunatics.

Have they seen their very own ScarletDeath?


This is what trannies do and they're screeching about a game.

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Because normal people should be super serious in a topic about... dick sliders

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These people ruin everything, even when its bending over backwards for them.

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There is no way to win with these people

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What's even more hilarious is that Splatoon allowed you to change the gender of inkling you played as on the fly after you finished initially customizing it yet there was absolutely no outrage about that but the very idea of being able to play as a futa in cyberpunk 2077 triggers these people.
 
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Meanwhile, our martyr Ban Puncher is getting bullied by an inc- ACE on the discords.
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None of these people are normal which explains the autism, trooning out, incel worship and complete mental breakdowns over everything and anything in a video game.

Such a tiring life they must live.
 
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"Letting you make post-op trans trans characters"

By their ideology, wouldnt that just be regular male/female characters? Or is it just a regular character with trans flags pasted all over it?
 
We got another BELIEVE WAMEN faggot


I'll leave you to guess who, as it's a big fish PoliEra reeled in this time.

The jannies feast on believe women tonight. Stay safe. Remember, one rape is OK.

All the posts by the banned user will need to be screencapped, as they are truly unhinged. Will do it shortly after the surprise wears off.

When you believe wamen this hard it obviously rots your brain.
 
"Letting you make post-op trans trans characters"

By their ideology, wouldnt that just be regular male/female characters? Or is it just a regular character with trans flags pasted all over it?
Maybe you give your character a dick and then there's a long cutscene where it gets mangled into a crotch wound. Followed by a 41% chance of it deleting your save.
 
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