NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[DriveByTrolling]

CDPR are working hard for a month or so before release, this obviously means sacrificing and drinking the blood of trannies to stay awake whilst coding

CDPR Bosses in 2019: "No mandatory crunch." 2020: "Never mind, mandatory crunch."

If the project is being managed properly, why wouldn't a delay help avoid crunch? I don't get it. If one of my projects has a month extension, we don't work more, we don't create more work, we just spread out what needs doing over a longer period. Obviously I don't understand why game...

www.resetera.com

But a funny thing to come out if this topic is failed "games journalist" Hobbes, getting BTFO by the few remaining devs who still use Resetera.

As much as it's good to want studios to look after devs, some hard work is always going to be needed for AAA games. Resetera posters who've probably never had to work a hard day's work in their life acting like they can talk on behalf of actual games devs is always amusing.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Another day, another suicide thread.

Someone tries to lighten the mood and gets the boot.

Looks like that ban was originally 3 days and got extended to a month after someone cried to the mods.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Another day, another suicide thread.
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Someone tries to lighten the mood and gets the boot.
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Um, sir, didn't you know FUN is illegal?

 

[AnOminous]

CDPR are working hard for a month or so before release, this obviously means sacrificing and drinking the blood of trannies to stay awake whilst coding

CDPR Bosses in 2019: "No mandatory crunch." 2020: "Never mind, mandatory crunch."

If the project is being managed properly, why wouldn't a delay help avoid crunch? I don't get it. If one of my projects has a month extension, we don't work more, we don't create more work, we just spread out what needs doing over a longer period. Obviously I don't understand why game...

www.resetera.com

But a funny thing to come out if this topic is failed "games journalist" Hobbes, getting BTFO by the few remaining devs who still use Resetera.

As much as it's good to want studios to look after devs, some hard work is always going to be needed for AAA games. Resetera posters who've probably never had to work a hard day's work in their life acting like they can talk on behalf of actual games devs is always amusing.

Why would they care? Isn't anyone who works there literally a Nazi who does nothing but murder trannies all day long?

 

[MichaelScott]

Another day, another suicide thread.
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Someone tries to lighten the mood and gets the boot.
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Looks like that ban was originally 3 days and got extended to a month after someone cried to the mods.
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I never saw a single suicide thread in any forum I participate, only RE, and it's not just one. I already lost count of suicide threads in that forum. Being a Resetera user should be a motive to be put in suicide watch.
I even have doubts about if it is a genuine threat or it's just like that Simpsons episode where Moe threats to jump from a building every Christmas just for the attention.

 

[AnOminous]

I never saw a single suicide thread in any forum I participate, only RE, and it's not just one. I already lost count of suicide threads in that forum. Being a Resetera user should be a motive to be put in suicide watch.

If you just are on RetardEra at all other than to laugh at the inmates you should probably kill yourself.

 

[Tito from Rocket Power]

RetardERA thread on the debate.

 

[Dreamland]

CDPR are working hard for a month or so before release, this obviously means sacrificing and drinking the blood of trannies to stay awake whilst coding

CDPR Bosses in 2019: "No mandatory crunch." 2020: "Never mind, mandatory crunch."

If the project is being managed properly, why wouldn't a delay help avoid crunch? I don't get it. If one of my projects has a month extension, we don't work more, we don't create more work, we just spread out what needs doing over a longer period. Obviously I don't understand why game...

www.resetera.com

But a funny thing to come out if this topic is failed "games journalist" Hobbes, getting BTFO by the few remaining devs who still use Resetera.

As much as it's good to want studios to look after devs, some hard work is always going to be needed for AAA games. Resetera posters who've probably never had to work a hard day's work in their life acting like they can talk on behalf of actual games devs is always amusing.

Do they still unironically believe that surges and dips in work pressure and hardship is unique to the videogames industry? Are they actually not employed?!

 

[Weeby Catto]

Do they still unironically believe that surges and dips in work pressure and hardship is unique to the videogames industry? Are they actually not employed?!

Looks like they think medical staffs aren't crunching at all during this pandemic, or at any other times.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

I'm pretty sure Era has fucking quotas for "cry about Souls games" threads because that's the only reason I can think of for why they keep fucking making them every other week.

I play Souls games for the motion blur

OP is rising up (except for the part where he's banned)

A wild wrongthinker appears

And that boy's name? Shigeru Miyamoto.

Casuals are a race now and you're a bigot for oppressing them.

Oops looks like you forgot to include one of every race on the planet in your game, BIGOT

yeah fuck actually grinding for loot in this game about grinding for loot just give me a modded pistol that does infinite damage off the drop and fuck all those assholes actually playing it legit

Things like time and money are foreign to large numbers of Era posters

muh TLOU

There's this amazing invention called Twitch where you can watch people play games your ham hands cannot. You should check it out sometime!

I like the idea that including easy modes in everything is magically going to make sales skyrocket. I'm sure dozens upon dozens of new people would suddenly wanna fork over 70 dollars for Demon's Souls if they added in a shitter mode!

Imagine actually getting upset over people not taking your 12,000 weekly babbymode begging threads seriously

Then we'd get threads about adding a easier easy mode

I dunno, maybe it's because your conversation is fucking stupid and you never shut the fuck up about it.

Oh hey it's that guy who made things no one ever played.

 

[School of Fish]

So the U.S. Presidential debates are here. This is going to be a lot of fun then.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Coming up next: all films must have hard coded subtitles, not use big words and have extremely simple plots with no twists so ResetEra can understand what it going on.

Also, can't wait for them to bitch about how most of LoU2's accessibility options won't work in mutliplayer.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

I do like how it's strictly able bodied people talking about how much easier TLOU was with accessibility options, rather than any disabled ones.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

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I'm sure The Kree is going to be out there killing people and he's not just LARPing on a "video game forum".

Hecht is back, but he looks like he's in the end game with his alcohol addiction

https://twitter.com/hecht_era_

You don't "work" on Resetera Hecht, you're an unpaid janny who does it for free so Isamu Fukui can make money whilst doing absolutely nothing.

I'm sure the "Russian assets" will find you again Hecht.

Daniel Vavra, creator of Mafia, praises Mafia: Definitive Edition News

https://www.gry-online.pl/newsroom/mafia-definitive-edition-chwalona-przez-tworce-oryginalu/z01e901 The small details that Hangar 13 implemented in the game world were also appreciated. We are talking about the problems of that period discussed on the radio - the Great Crisis (1929-1933)...

www.resetera.com

"Gaming forum"

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Do we have any info on that Swift_Gamer tool? I'm fascinated by him and the one with the furry avatar who are constantly bitching about accessibility.

 

[milkenjoyer]

I fucking hate this accessibility bullshit. Hey, if you're disabled you're probably not going to beat Bloodborne. But you ain't running the London marathon either. Life is shit!

 

[BubbleButt]

Come ON, man.

 

[AnOminous]

You don't "work" on Resetera Hecht, you're an unpaid janny who does it for free so Isamu Fukui can make money whilst doing absolutely nothing.

This cunt, of all people, a mod on the shittiest "gaming" board that has ever existed in the history of the world, is complaining about negativity? He should just crack open that last bottle of vodka, a gun, and do the world a favor.

 

[Personal Jesus]

Oh no, How will the 2 people that interact with him live without his deep and insightful comments?