NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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These pathetic losers think they have the power to enforce their lunacy somehow outside their site?
This is an old GAF delusion. When Jeff Girthmann got canned from Gamespot, EviLore censored Kane and Lynch and enforced a boycott. The game wound up selling over a million copies, was considered a success, and spawned a sequel.

They’ve always been delusional retards with no true market power. Cyberpunk 2077 is going to be one of those games that sells 10-20 million copies. Most RetardEra users, the ones that play games anyway, will still buy it.
 
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Remember, if you say anything about the jannies, you are already dead. The most oppressed class on Resetera, unpaid internet janitors.

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Also, it doesn't matter if you've gone to the studio and met the people that work there, they're all literally Hitler. Mike Pondsmith kills troons in his backyard.
 
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These people are soo certain that their feelings mean a game they haven't played yet by one of the best rated developers of all time is going to be exactly what they envision

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The review topic is going to be amazing, because it's quite clear even if you aren't interested in Cyberpunk CDPR have delayed this game until ready and poured a ridiculous amount of money into it to basically make it the next biggest thing since a new Rockstar release.

All the crying on Resetera when the 9s and 10s drop everywhere is arguably going to be more fun than the game

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Going first person is probably the best thing for CDPR, as third person gameplay with The Witcher was pretty shit. It's usually much harder to fuck up first person.

>ResetEra user talking about social commentary

WHITE MAN BAD, SUCKING GIRL DICK GOOD, BE MAD ABOUT FUN isn't social commentary no matter how much you think it is LMAO.
 
It's time to purge the wrong-think once and for all!

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I just want to say this is hilarious. The normal posters ignore them just like you and I would ignore a gibbering smelly hobo talking to himself in a subway car: don't look at it, don't acknowledge its existence and MAYBE it will go away.
 
It's time to purge the wrong-think once and for all!

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"Why is everything still not about me?!" Screamed the self-serving tranny with very boring, basic outlooks on everything. At some point, bitching about something gets boring unless you're fat, white and male on Youtube. I would imagine it'd be a good show of ResetERA doing anything right if two unrelated discussions can happen in the same thread, maybe that's the problem. Is ResetERA can emulate normalcy.
 
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What is wrong with these people? Call a therapist to get your life together and not fucking Resetera for asspats from your hugbox and comfortable stagnation and misery.

Seriously. For fucks sake, the starting solution to everything they're feeling is leave ResetEra. It's a black hole that sucks the joy out of existence instead of gravity. Everyone on that site is so miserable they spread it like a miasma that can even travel digitally. I really can't think of a worse site to go to if you've already got mental issues that affect you that deeply.

If they weren't deeply horrible people in every way, I'd feel sorry for them in some capacity.
 
Ah yes, the diversity image. That was always part of the plan to find a way to get it onto Era.

Why? So they start calling Mike Pondsmith a transphobic coon

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I also really want to get the jannies pressured to ban the game off the forum, because that would be hilarious.

Doubt Isamu Fukui will allow it though. Biggest game of the year and he needs his traffic and ad money during the Chinese Flu season.

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What are you going to do about it Resetera? You exist to make this man rich. Cry more.

You know what to do Kiwis, keep bumping all the hype threads and let Resetera know how much you want this game. Keep feeding Isamu Fukui

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Noo. I want them to ban the game, just so cdpr can tell how irrelevant these people are.
 
Imagine going to your therapist talking about your mental breakdown induced by the stress from reading a video game forum. :story:

Do they throw their heads back and REEEEE at the sky helplessly when the therapist basically tells them "lmao turn off the computer you fucking retard?"

Mike Pondsmith kills troons in his backyard.

Based.
 
They came to an agreement to lock all Cyberpunk 2077 threads for the Trans Day of Remembrance:
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This is the most retarded publicity stunt I've ever seen a forum do. Just have to create some Harry Potter hype threads that day

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I cannot wait for the review thread, it's going to be amazing.
 
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Yes, REAL CONSEQUENCE, like your whole family and all your friends abandoning you because you're an unhinged lunatic who spends all their time crying on Resetera.

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Mike Pondsmith stripping human rights away because he collaborated on a video game

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Closing the OT for one day, oh nooooo..... Enjoy the review topic Thera

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Meanwhile, in the real world

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How is that for stripping away human rights? The Islamists don't care about your 1 day Cyberpunk OT ban. But something something reeeeeeeeeeeee trannies upset about a video game.
 
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Yes, REAL CONSEQUENCE, like your whole family and all your friends abandoning you because you're an unhinged lunatic who spends all their time crying on Resetera.

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Mike Pondsmith stripping human rights away because he collaborated on a video game

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Closing the OT for one day, oh nooooo..... Enjoy the review topic Thera

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Meanwhile, in the real world

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How is that for stripping away human rights? The Islamists don't care about your 1 day Cyberpunk OT ban. But something something reeeeeeeeeeeee trannies upset about a video game.
I'll never get over how these people demand the world bend over backwards to coddle them when they are a minority of a minority.

Like Jesus Christ.
 
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"You like The Witcher, HERETIC! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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And as expected.

The unhinged crying and tears coming from men in their 30s and 40s in a dress is that insane Null is going to have to run a Cyberpunk 2077 week on the Farms. If it is a good game and gets the Metacritic score expected.
 
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