NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Roger Whore]

Our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves right now. I don’t get why these freaks are only happy when they are complaining. Call me crazy, didn’t they make the choice to hop on the bandwagon of troons in the hopes of becoming popular like the rest of the freaks?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Like Parsons of 1984, Hobbess sings the praises of the party even as he is dragged to the ministry of truth.

Even Parsons left behind the legacy of his psycho children

Hobbes' only legacy is his retardation we've documented in this thread

 

[Doomguy246]

One piece of advice to ResetERA's jannies:
Tell complainers to fuck off and make their own site. That the internet is a giant place. They can make as many spaces as you want or need. Game companies like happy people talking happily about their excitement for the companies games.

Advice to TroonERA: Never Settle. (For any space that does not cater to your needs.)

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Let's hear some Era opinions on adding more faces to Mt. Rushmore?
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https://www.resetera.com/threads/will-there-ever-be-another-face-added-to-mt-rushmore.345868/

"Hey, you can't just build schools and hospitals on that land! That's our sacred land where we raped and tortured other tribes for being slightly different than us!"
lmao spare me the moral outrage.

Also there's something foul about these privileged assholes handing down rulings regarding who gets what like a trans King Solomon. I know your daddy did that with your allowance but you don't get to do that with other people's homes.

 

[The Asian Dictator]

Even Parsons left behind the legacy of his psycho children

Hobbes' only legacy is his retardation we've documented in this thread

When you get blown out of the water by the Shower Goblin of New Orleans, you’ve hit rock bottom.

 

[Rezza]

i genuinely think that these people just have a fetish for POCs and are in constant search of acknowledgement from them.

All of the leftist woke type are like this, almost all of whom are white, believe themselves as heroes for the minority and the oppressed. It's like people larping but they take it as their entire personality

Problem is, most of the issue they raised are never an issue for the POCs, or other minorities they claimed to championed. Even those who did, tended to be someone that was born and/or raised in the US

 

[Kingdok]

Kind of funny that the people that complained but still bought the game could've easily pretended that they didn't buy cyberpunk and just watched youtube videos and twitch streams, but NO! I just have to inform the entire forum that I bought this game!

 

[Thistle]

"We are done sacrificing our health trying to please everyone". So this is what it is like to be a ResetERA forum member/mod. Moving your fingers on a keyboard is sacrificing health.

If they have Osteogenesis imperfecta, maybe it would be. But who knows, maybe moving their fingers is enough to make the hambeasts of ReeesetEra have a stroke or heart attack.

 

[Figger Nucker]

I wonder how different today would be if you could go back in time and show the men on Rushmore dumbass takes like this.

What I wouldn't give to have some of the founding fathers access to the internet. That would be comedy gold.

 

[kcbbq]

"Hey, you can't just build schools and hospitals on that land! That's our sacred land where we raped and tortured other tribes for being slightly different than us!"
lmao spare me the moral outrage.

Also there's something foul about these privileged assholes handing down rulings regarding who gets what like a trans King Solomon. I know your daddy did that with your allowance but you don't get to do that with other people's homes.

The land has to go back to the descendents of the first people to settle it. That isn't any of the tribes in North America, they were killed off by the people that were killed off by the people who were killed off by the people who the current Indians stole the land from.

 

[Shaka Brah]

The land has to go back to the descendents of the first people to settle it. That isn't any of the tribes in North America, they were killed off by the people that were killed off by the people who were killed off by the people who the current Indians stole the land from.

Obviously we must return it to the ancient Celts.

 

[Emperor Julian]

If we're going to use that logic, everything built in the United States is built over stolen land.

To take it to it's extreme mount rushmore is a non in inhabited area, meaning the posters complaining about are morally worse as they could return their property in an habitable economically viable area to the local tribe and attempt to return to the homeland or kill themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

The land has to go back to the descendents of the first people to settle it. That isn't any of the tribes in North America, they were killed off by the people that were killed off by the people who were killed off by the people who the current Indians stole the land from.

Guess we have to find some Mound Builders.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

What I wouldn't give to have some of the founding fathers access to the internet. That would be comedy gold.

If you could tell the people who built this country out of blood sweat and tears after spending months at sea just trying to pursue a decent life that dweebs today would criticize them for not immediately surrendering to the people scalping their friends and family there probably wouldn't be any native americans left. Not condoning that, just saying. It's really easy to "woulda coulda shoulda" when your toughest choices come down to picking the cheapest grocery and gas stations to go to.

 

[White Devil]

If you could tell the people who built this country out of blood sweat and tears after spending months at sea just trying to pursue a decent life that dweebs today would criticize them for not immediately surrendering to the people scalping their friends and family there probably wouldn't be any native americans left. Not condoning that, just saying. It's really easy to "woulda coulda shoulda" when your toughest choices come down to picking the cheapest grocery and gas stations to go to.

To be fair, if we had completely eradicated them back then it would have probably saved us a whole bunch of bullshit today.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Guess we have to find some Mound Builders.

yfw we find out the mounds were refrigerators to store their human meat

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

A few years back, some Australian scientists found a type of beetle that would consistently latch onto a certain brand of beer bottle. Turns out they were trying to fuck it. The bottle had a specific shape and texture that resembled an impossibly sexy female beetle. The male beetles preferred those beer bottles over actual lady beetles.

My pet theory is that Internet cuddle-piles like REEEra are the social equivalent of this. People who are very maladjusted get more pleasure from internet upcummies than they would from real people. There's less downside as well: no need to consider the other person in the conversation; no risk of embarrassment (so long as you bleat the party line); no need to change your own character or behavior (you can be anyone on the 'net). And like all major mismatches of environment, stimulus, and response, it inevitably leads to deranged, addict-like behavior.

This problem is only going to get more and more serious.

I’ve stewed over this concept for quite some time, and it makes sense: trannies are only accepted because of the internet. When you step out into the real world, unless you live in Cali or some first-world, neoliberal capital, most regular people cringe at troons, but because we live in an increasingly progressive society, these people are given a much louder voice than others.

Of course, a new law won’t change people’s minds, so despite the people in power egging these degenerates on and exacerbating their depravity, regular people look at them with morbid-curiosity/disgust. That’s where the internet comes into play.

The internet offers relative anonymity, which makes its users far less shy than they’d be in the real world. You wouldn’t tell someone to shut the fuck up as quickly irl as you would through Discord. Troons adopt this same mentality, find other like-minded troons, and exaggerate their problems. ResetEra just so happens to be the forum where a large portion of these individuals congregate.

 

[geewizz]

Buckle up because this shitstorm's been brewing for some time. Gonna spoil this shit so people can skip this post without having to scroll much.

Spoiler: A New Reeeee

It all started when Kiwi Farms thread-haver Ana Valens spotted the now infamous MIX IT UP drink ad in one of the trailers released by CD Projekt Red and whined about it on Twitter. The complaint was that the ad dehumanized trans bodies by using them as tools to sell a product, ignoring that dehumanization of people by companies is a central theme in Cyberpunk. This caused a very small amount of controversy. Nothing big, but it was just a sign of things to come.

Some time after, the official Cyberpunk 2077 Twitter account made the mistake of tweeting the "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke which caused a small amount of controversy again, because as we all know that joke was created specifically to make fun of trans people and not the hundred thousand genders from Tumblr.

Things got worse when it was found out that your sex in the game was linked to the voice you pick, regardless of how your character looks. This caused these people to complain even more, because linking sex to how your voice sounds is transphobic. Then Cyberpunk had a cosplay contest and one of the finalists was a *gasp* CIS WOMAN cosplaying as the woman with a dick in the MIX IT UP ad, which is transmisogynistic because reasons. Then it was discovered CDPR made it's employees go through crunch, which TransEra couldn't give a shit about (their beloved The Last of Us 2 did it as well and they don't care) but it's a useful point for them to attack CDPR with.

All of these caused TransEra to want to cancel the game, but the ResetEra staff was not having it because preventing A VIDEO GAME FORUM from talking about the most hyped release of the year was a sure way to lose revenue. So TransEra did the closest possible thing they could: Kyuuji created a thread to tell everyone how transphobic and full of shitlords CDPR are and they kept constantly going to Black Chamber's Cyberpunk 2077 thread for the game to make it go off topic by complaining people wanted to actually talk about the game instead of transphobia. This continued to foment for a while.

Spoiler: Black Chamber Strikes Back

Black Chamber was the creator the Cyberpunk 2077 thread and was his responsibility to create the OP for the game when it eventually launched. This caused TransEra to become incensed because his thread was way more popular than Kyuuji's, and it didn't have any warnings about how much of a bad person people were for wanting to play the game. They would constantly go to his thread and try to drive it off-topic, but people who wanted to talk about the game eventually wised up and ignored those posts which caused them to get assblasted like never before.

Kyuuji then one day "innocently" asked Black Chamber if he was going to include warnings about CDPR's horrible, terrible transphobia on the OP of his thread, warnings written by TransEra members of course. Black Chamber answered that EVERYONE was welcome in the Cyberpunk thread. This caused TransEra to erupt in a blaze of fury, because he did not immediately bow to their demands and add their disclaimers on his thread. Unbeknownst to them, Black Chamber was planning to add something of the sort to the thread, it just was not ready yet and he wanted to surprise everyone. But alas it was too late and TransEra was already clamoring for his head for ignoring their community. Kyuuji used an alt account and leaked part of a PM between them and Black Chamber, where it was revealed Kyuuji outright stated their objective of shitting up every Cyberpunk thread possible if people were just gonna ignore their thread.

The result was Black Chamber agreed to get banned for 30 days from ResetEra and gave the responsibility of creating the Cyberpunk 2077 OP to the mods, specifically Android Sophia, a transwoman herself. But TransEra was still furious that Black Chamber got to choose his own punishment and went digging on his past, and they found a tweet where Black Chamber joked about tipping his MAGA hat at someone. His 30 day ban became permanent after that was posted on the site and Black Chamber became a pariah on ResetEra, with n-word enthusiast B-Dubbz asking everyone to message the mods if they suspected any other member were Trump supporters. All was well in the world, except...

Spoiler: Return of the Pound Sand

After being booted from Era, Black Chamber got a warm reception on NeoGAF where he revealed Kyuuji had been aggressively bothering him for months on end about the Cyberpunk threads. He also revealed PMs he had with ResetEra mods, where Android Sophia agreed Kyuuji was wrong but couldn't do anything about it. And how, once the MAGA tweet came to light the mods completely cut contact with him without allowing him to explain himself. The truth being, the MAGA tweet was a joke and Black Chamber had never voted in his entire life.

Meanwhile on ResetEra, Kyuuji's "CDPR Transphobia" thread got pinned, Cyberpunk was allowed one thread created by Android Sophia with huge transphobia disclaimers on the top of every page so that people would not be able to miss them, and the only thread where Cyberpunk reviews were allowed to be posted was one specifically focusing on reviews that mentioned transphobia, and the official Cyberpunk thread was locked for one entire day when the game got released for Trans Remembrance Day. But TransEra was pissed and wanted more, because from their point of view the ResetEra staff hadn't done nearly enough.

Android Sophia and three other trans members of the ResetEra staff went to Discord to talk with TransEra, with predictable poor results. This resulted in Android Sophia resigning, and more and more complaints against the staff for "not caring about the trans community" on the forum. One of those complaints was from an user who got banned, and the ban message being "Does not want to be here.". That only fanned the flames even more, and one user by the name of A.By, who had been present on the Discord talk before, to message mod Poodlestrike about it. Poodlestrike (who was still angry about how the other mods were treated on Discord but didn't participate in the talks himself) told A.By that the mods were going to talk with the banner user, not anyone else, and said A.By to go pound sand.

For those who have English Second Language and don't know, "Go pound sand" is just an informal way to tell someone off. It literally just means "go away" and "stop bothering me". And boy howdy, TransEra did not take to someone from their group being told NO lightly. Someone from TransEra had been told NO by a moderator, which means the whole staff is transphobic and the website isn't safe for the trans community. Cue the implosion happening in real time.

And that, boys and girls, is how we ended up where we are now. With ResetEra burning while the entire inernet points and laughs at it while enjoying the popcorn harvest.

TL;DR
TransEra finds reasons to hate Cyberpunk and will never let go.
TransEra gets assblasted people want to talk about the game and can ignore their constant transphobia whining.
TransEra gets the Cyberpunk thread's OP banned for not sucking their girldicks the very second they ordered to.
After getting all they asked for TransEra still wants more, one moderator finally has enough and tells one of them to go pound sand.
TransEra goes batshit crazy and is setting the website ablaze. Beatings will continue until the mods break down.

>A tranny gets assblasted and destroys something in a fit of invalidated rage because they can't respect others right to not give a shit about their feelings.
This is pretty par for the course these days. ITS MA'AM!.

 

[kcbbq]

Guess we have to find some Mound Builders.

We have to find Clovis people or potentially earlier. Even the Olmecs and Toltecs came later.

The Clovis did make probably the best stone tools of all stone age people anywhere, so all hail our long missing overlords, I guess.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

The trannies bitching thread has now gained an additional page because they are crowing the game got taken off the PSN store because it was badly broken.

I'm not clear on how this is a victory against transphobia, I guess CDPR has morphed into some kind of fatwa totem that represents everything they feel anger about with regards to their own inability to be a pretty princess.

They're also now pretending that they care about "crunch" at CDPR specifically as if crunch isn't a reality at basically every large game studio.

They really really really hate anyone that even halfway reminds them they're just men in dresses don't they?