NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[RudeRoasts]

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Joe Merrick and the insiders on short notice after E3. Turns out they were full of shit

Even Schreier has some eggs on his face for pushing the Switch Pro rumor so hard. Jeff Grubb and a lot of the Xbox "insiders" completely whiffed the ball on the new acquisitions stuff.

 

[AutoGuyNoFile]

Isn't the protagonist typical pretty boy for Nip standards? Wouldn't that mean he is bait for the female gaze? Or are MALES the only ones with eyes?

I'll be honest, the artwork makes him look male, but in-game I was really confused myself. The eyelashes are HUGE and when fused and in that skintight suit, he looks rather shapely and very feminine. Which is weird because he fuses with a manly dude but somehow his manliness only made him more girly.

Oh and yes, males are the only ones with eyes. According to a video by Lindsay Ellis that I will never stop laughing at, there is no such thing as Female Gaze, only Male Gaze applied for women. I KNOW she got that from some retarded feminist textbook.

 

[Haramburger]

People wanting The Legend of Zelda to stop having the core things that make it The Legend of Zelda reminds me of those who back in the early 00s wanted to strip C. S. Lewis stories from its religious subtext. Of course, this doesn't mean Zelda can't be playable, or even have a different skin tone, but I have this suspicious some use this as a Troyan Horse.

People who want to "play as Zelda" have both Hyrule Warriors with multiple Zeldas, Smash, and there's some Tetra(brown reincarnated pirate toon Zelda) segments in Phantom Hourglass or Spirit tracks, one of the two. Nobody should be raging, especially with the newer Hyrule Warriors which is in the same plot/world as Breath of the Wild. I'm probably missing some other appearances as well.

I don't have much patience to read all these immature "Blame capitalism" threads, but I read some posts in this one:

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So, someone dared to speak about the REAL world.

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Of course he would be banned.
If everyone is a loser, there is no need of winners.

A family friend is retired and 9 own homes and he's not even 50, I can't even afford a condo!

This goes to show how big the disparity can be just between friends. My stepdad's best friend just retired and he's not even 50, and he owns 9 houses. My brother and I are both 23 and we still live with our parents because both of us combined can't afford to move out (we've been looking for 2...

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>implying all 9 homes are empty and just for the man
>implying the homes are vacant and hoarding wealth when home equity has a cost
>implying the homes aren't rented to low-income friends/family/tenants
>implying the poor can afford taxes and upkeep on home ownership if they had one
>implying the poster wouldn't just triple-mortgage at a retarded rate, let a house rot & abandon it for the bank to bulldoze
>IMPLYING

 

[Shaka Brah]

>implying the poor can afford taxes and upkeep on home ownership if they had one

The one point that makes me agree with Libertarians. The gubuhment shouldn't be allowed to shake me down for protection money over something I own.

It's directly a tax on normal middle-class and blue-collar working people who want to own something. Broke niggos pay almost none (their property is valueless) and the wealthy pay so little as a fraction of their total income that it's meaningless. All it does is stop pensioners from being able to retire securely in nice neighborhoods and give the land to their kids.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

The one point that makes me agree with Libertarians. The gubuhment shouldn't be allowed to shake me down for protection money over something I own.

It's directly a tax on normal middle-class and blue-collar working people who want to own something. Broke niggos pay almost none (their property is valueless) and the wealthy pay so little as a fraction of their total income that it's meaningless. All it does is stop pensioners from being able to retire securely in nice neighborhoods and give the land to their kids.

Property taxes were instituted back in the day to stop the ultra-wealthy from hoovering up land and simply sitting on it as a status marker.

You have to understand why things are the way they are before you consider changing them.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, did Resetera actually get angry at the sakaguchi or whatever guy? That would be quite dumb, even for them. Isn't he like the only guy playing that thing?

The shakuhachi? It's a pretty well known instrument actually. I'm unaware of any controversy where any actually Japanese person complained about it, not that it would be even relevant if they did. It's an instrument, anyone can play it, shut the fuck up and quit bitching you goddamn retards.

 

[Oats12345]

The Cawthon thread is going places. An extasis of vitriol. I'm expecting the Eurasian anthem to play at any moment.

There still freaking out about that

 

[Whatsup bud?]

On the topic of that japanese game character: developers should have done what Magna Carta did. Give all their females giant tits and ass so there's no question of who's female or not

The one on the right is a man

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I don't think I have ever heard someone make the argument that you can't criticize something unless you love it before. What a completely retarded position to take, which makes sense as they called Discovery one of the best shows on TV.

It seems like people getting into Trek now have this idealized image of Trek fans from like the 70s forming tight knit communities because back then nerdy shit wasn't cool and nerds kind of had to stick together because they were outcasts. Now all that shit is mainstream and everyone watches scifi or fantasy or whatever and there is no need for whatever weird nostalgic image they have in their head of what a "fandom" is supposed to be and anything outside of that is "gatekeeping."

God forbid someone ever feel unwelcomed! To take Trek, there's 50+ years of fandom to that series, you come bouncing in after watching only the newest show acting like a fag what do you expect? People are going to recommend you watch the old stuff that made them fans.

 

[Coily]

They are really emotional over the Switch Pro which may or may not exist. I don't want to know how are they taking Xbox surpassed PS5 in Suicideland.

 

[kcbbq]

God forbid someone ever feel unwelcomed! To take Trek, there's 50+ years of fandom to that series, you come bouncing in after watching only the newest show acting like a fag what do you expect? People are going to recommend you watch the old stuff that made them fans.

That's how Star Wars got shitted up, why stop now.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

I don’t want to pay 60 for a 10 hour Metroid game. (normal length)

Also I spent 100$ on the special edition and these plastic figures???

 

[Marissa Moira]

They are really emotional over the Switch Pro which may or may not exist. I don't want to know how are they taking Xbox surpassed PS5 in Suicideland.

Wait which suicide land because you have like 3-4 at this point not counting Quebec.

On the topic of that japanese game character: developers should have done what Magna Carta did. Give all their females giant tits and ass so there's no question of who's female or not
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The one on the right is a man

The artist is Korean and adding big boobs doesn't really mean the character is female either. His other works clearly show this.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

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I don’t want to pay 60 for a 10 hour Metroid game. (normal length)

Also I spent 100$ on the special edition and these plastic figures???

Fucking bring religion back jfc.

Mindless Consumerism just depresses me.

One thing to have a hobby or interest you spend your extra cash on, but this sort of behavior is like... A retarded cry for some kind of clout or class amongst other twatter zomboids who fill their empty lives with future landfill.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Fucking bring religion back jfc.

Mindless Consumerism just depresses me.

One thing to have a hobby or interest you spend your extra cash on, but this sort of behavior is like... A retarded cry for some kind of clout or class amongst other twatter zomboids who fill their empty lives with future landfill.

He's begging for donations that's all he's doing, he's expecting people to watch him play and give money whilst streaming.

 

[Coily]

I heard The Thebaid is beautiful this time of the year. Bring your own column.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

A ResetEra user calling for genocide and the murder of Scott Cawthon. I fell like wokeness orwhat ever ideology the ResetEra tards promulgate is going to be unironically worse than communism in terms of body count and human suffering if ever implemented.

 

[Wingnut]

Were you held back a grade or put into a special needs program?

In school, I did pretty terrible throughout my classes. Art was generally an okay, but everything else was either a failure or barely a pass. Towards middle-school, they were trying to put me into a special needs program or even hold me back a grade, even my dad was gunning for it. So, my dad...

www.resetera.com

This thread is incredible, most of the regular posters were in special needs or held back years in school. It makes sense but it's still really funny to read about.

Late but, how the fuck do you managed to get held back in public school these days? There were kids who regularly skipped class to smoke weed in my school and they still never got held back. You have to be a next level retard with how much they're willing to let you get away with and still let you pass.

Why does this forum have like the biggest concentration of suicidal people I've ever seen? Aren't they supposed to be so progressive and welcoming and accepting? Why do they all want to kill themselves so much?

You know we're talking about a forum full of people who essentially have a 50% chance of trying to kill themselves any given day right?

 

[jallsballs]

A ResetEra user calling for genocide and the murder of Scott Cawthon. I fell like wokeness orwhat ever ideology the ResetEra tards promulgate is going to be unironically worse than communism in terms of body count and human suffering if ever implemented.
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wonder if any of them donated to biden or harris, since both of them have voted for anti lgbt and anti black laws.



The juneteenth thread has some bangers.

 

[Shaka Brah]

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The juneteenth thread has some bangers.

White Boy Summer is 1 day longer on Juneteenth.