NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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"Sell to me bro, I'm gonna ask my mum upstairs if she could lend me some money"
 
How could absolute fucking retardation like this be monetized?
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people." - H.L. Mencken

Also remember that Rupert Murdoch paid $500,000,000 for Myspace. People don't fucking learn, but some people make a fortune if they can sell their shitpiece on, that's always been an aspect of Silicon Valley culture - hype something up, "persuade" journalists to hype it, IPO, bail out, buyers find out they've been sold a turd.

If it's pulling in $700k a year profit, $4.5m is a decent RoI on paper and may have attracted a buyer. But I suspect these Swedish dudes have been sold a sinking ship.
 
This is a win-win regardless if the trannies stay or not.

1: The Tranny Jannies are gonna make ResetEra a living hell for the new owners and they are gonna regret paying Cerium that much.

2: The Jannies are gonna be miserable being under new management and are gonna start shit that is gonna bite him in their asses.

Either way I'd say this is just the Beginning of this drama and it's gonna be good.
 
Frankly, Null should invent a fake persona and make a nightmarish liberal samethink hellhole of a forum like Resetera.
Whenever he's pissed off at us, he can go there and whip them to his heart's content and they will thank him. At some point, he can just sell the website and make a fortune that KF will blow on server costs within a week.
 
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This is a former mod I believe; i'd argue they were "paid" with the ability to ban anyone who disagreed with them and be worshipped by the parasites there, but it's hilariously sad they are all basically saying "Hey we don't want to be paid for our work, STOP CRITICISING OUR NEW CORPO!"
Yeah, the drowned rat was a mod and is still one in her head, she also runs the metal archives and makes people miserable there. She's most well known for siccing the PC Era discord into raiding the salesera thread and promising mod protection as long as they would shill for the jannies and BTFO everyone mentioning Chris.
 
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