NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Optimus Prime]

It's like an even more retarded instance of what happened when Moot sold 4chan.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Hahaha, he Profited off the Trannies and is making off with his cash.

Good for him.

Cope, Seeth and Dialate REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEset Era, even the founder hates you.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I wonder if MOBA will be open to periodic user summits?

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

Hahaha, he Profited off the Trannies and is making off with his cash.

Good for him.

Cope, Seeth and Dialate REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEset Era, even the founder hates you.

Simply put, S N E E D.

 

[frozenrunner]

Imagine putting up with and enabling these freakshows for as long as Cerium did only to FINALLY get your payout and wash your hands of them all.

I bet that troon is probably raping another girl right now. How can anyone defend these freak abominations of society?

The LGBTQ+ brigade believes they deserve to be loved, affirmed, and celebrated. But they are merely tolerated and have only ever been tolerated by most people, and their increasingly obnoxious behavior is making everyone question the wisdom of that tolerance.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Unfortunately this shit is completely true, troons took over a school board, and after a troon violently raped and sodomized a girl and then forced her to suck his shit-covered dick, the troon then raped another girl in the school they moved him to.

Can I get a sauce on this? Sounds like an interesting story.

 

[Telemeter]

So the biggest internet insane asylum outside of Tumblr has new ownership. Well, let's hope nothing happens to it becuase it serves as a good containment site for the loony leftist libtarded identity politics ding-dongs.

Don't worry, they'll all be on twitter soon enough.

 

[Product Placement]

Good game the owner had running. I expect different restera clones to pop up soon trying to pull the same long con.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Imagine using a lolcow's shit to illustrate a point.

I don't see a thread on HDD here, 2021 nigger.

Glue your cock and balls to a plank of wood and turn on the table saw, faggot. Make sure you keep all fingers out of the way when you slice through the 2x4, and livestream it for us to be satisfied with your self inflicted removal of the gene pool.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

When null eventually sells this shithole to some soulless chink I'm sure all the janitors will be well compensated.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Tranny gayming forum filled with mentally ill communists worth 5 mio more than KF. Null btfo forever.

 

[DameAustrales]

Jannie, you wil never be paid
Or be a woman.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

The Swedish now own ResetEra?

Hahahaha this is well-deserved for both parties.

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

When null eventually sells this shithole to some soulless chink I'm sure all the janitors will be well compensated.

The janitors will get doxxed and sent to the bauxite mines. This is well known.

 

[Dreamland]

only part worth reading:
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Treating them like "fellow members" sounds like a good idea until right up to the point where one of them start trolling or spouting shit opinions in an otherwise OK thread and saying "Fuck off retard, grown-ups are having a discussion" will trigger a moderator incursion. People treat jannies like the enemy because they have made themselves the enemy.
Fireworker likes doing that "Being a mod at Resetera is worse than Vietnam!" routine at every chance he gets and the best thing about unmodding himself is that people can finally block these volume sized word-vomit posts of his.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

[Souce] The jannies are now working with MOBA to jew their users out their money even harder

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Erich Honecker]

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Why doesn't it surprise me that the mods on that site are already gobbling CCP cock? It's all the rage with terminally-online progressives lately, it seems.

 

[metroid_fetish]

You will never be a real employee. You have no job, you have no income, you have no benefits. You are a janny twisted by forum clout and ego into a crude mockery of nature’s employables.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish responsibility behind closed doors.

Posters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed posters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even jannies who “pass” look poor and unemployed to a poster. Your financial structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk poster home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your empty, depressing bank account.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your EBT account number, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a welfare queen is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably poor.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[evilsponge]

If Josh is lucky he may be able to sell Kiwifarms for a 2 liter bottle of Coca Cola Zero, and if the buyer is feeling especially generous, a family sized pizza.

Tomorrow Null reveals he's been in talks with Huawei to sell the Farms for a plot of arable land and some free phones.